MJ used to catch security eyeing his cinnamon rolls, would spit on them for protection :mjlol:

[Michael's Black Son]

Spit on cinnamon rolls individually LMAOOOOO

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'd eat those cinnamon rolls, go home, eat my wife's p*ssy, try to get her pregnant and hope I come out with the offspring of GOATness Jordan couldn't produce

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

reminds me of that south park episode when cartman ate all the skin off popeyes (or kfc) chicken and guys decided to ignore him, prompting him to think he was dead

That episode was hilarious.

I don’t blame Jordan one bit. I’ll be damned if some fat ass bandit that’s supposed to be guarding the spot gon get to eat my cinnamon rolls. With the money Jordan got them shyt was prolly like Cinnabon on super crack.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I'd eat those cinnamon rolls, go home, eat my wife's p*ssy, try to get her pregnant and hope I come out with the offspring of GOATness Jordan couldn't produce

And commit to Michigan

 

[Buckeye Fever]

And commit to Michigan's rival in Ohio

 

[Easy-E]

I thought cinnamon buns was slang wlfor white women

I just got this book and I'm ready to be entertained

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Youngstown !!!

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

This nikka is just different.

 

[reserved_one]

These Jordan stories are legendary.

We need a Netflix series based on Jordan's life off the court

 

[MoneyTron]

I'm waiting for Pelinka to tell us that Kobe spit on specially made gluten free churros on the plane just to spite Smush Parker.

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

He’s ridiculously petty

How do you watch your brother lick a controller and not fade him on the spot?

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

How do you watch your brother lick a controller and not fade him on the spot?

I always used the gray or green ones. Never liked the purple one at all . If you pick fight with a kid who’s 5-6 years old, you lose no matter what happens.

 

[Self_Born7]

so he was an a$$hole on and off the court.
never was a big jordan fan... never owned a pair of jordans,,, i was more of a dominique fan during that era

 

[bordeaux]

i remember dudes used to do this in middle school when they got up from table. i always thought to myself, why would i wanna eat my own spit?

 

[mr. smoke weed]

These stories are hilarious but MJ is a legit psychopath