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GetInTheTruck

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...you should have calmly directed her to the break room refrigerator, pointed at it and told her, "you have the nerve to tell me to get a haircut, but devote little to no energy into avoiding looking like one of these".

get dissed by a broad who is shaped like a stainless steel frigidaire with the ice maker on the front, bruhs.

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Funniest story-when I was on a training excercise in Fort Irwin California, there was these things called Strykers (look em up). I had to shyt real bad so I went behind the Stryker and took a shyt. What I didnt know there was a drone surveying the area and the whole Battalion saw me taking a shyt:mjlol:

I got stories for days. Met some real characters.


I coped by having an open mind. I met alotta cool white dudes and learned new things. U can learn alot about white habits by being around them. Its when I opened my mind to heavy metal, EDM and other stereotypical cactivities such as hunting and rock climbing. And I learned from alotta other cultures/races too.

Disrespect, if its at work and the person outranked me I filed paperwork and hemmed them up. Or bc I was cool with alotta higher ups and was a “good soldier” I just had homies who outranked them fukk them up. Yelled at , bad paperwork, shyt missions u name it. Or I just beat them the fukk up. Infantry has different rules.

General advice- Be charming and make alot of friends in supply, headquarters and basically everyone who does ur paperwork. Make sure high ranking officers know who u are and take a liking to u. Have friends in high spaces. That , with maxed out pt scores , clean uniform and showing up everywhere on time u can literally do whatever the fukk u want. Ive cussed out officers and knocked out ncos and I still beat the case. They need me more than I need them.

Martial art? Sure if u want. U better know how to fight though. I was 5-0 in the barracks.
I thought these schmucks in DC had it bad:mjlol:
 

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Not even looking at how racist that shyt sounds, you can literally see these big ass curls in my hair, brehs:gucci:. Granted my curls are wild as shyt and my hair is frizzy.

She then proceeds to say some other slick shyt about how her son has curly hair and I don't and telling me to get a haircut...

Like, fam, your ex left you to raise 2 kids alone with one of em being autistic in your early 30's and you got some gall to say that shyt:skip:.

Then she proceeds to say that she says what's on her mind and she keeps it real like if she wasn't an E-5 and me an E-1 that she would do the same:mjlol:.

Literally the only negative thing I can say about the military is that people get rank and grow a pair out the blue.


You’re an E-1? How??? Are you in boot camp or did you get busted down?

Anyway, when I was in the Navy I grew a beard that I lined up and had “peasy” hair according to a first class. She wanted my dikk but I hated her attitude. I didn’t last long in the military.
 

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You’re an E-1? How??? Are you in boot camp or did you get busted down?

Anyway, when I was in the Navy I grew a beard that I lined up and had “peasy” hair according to a first class. She wanted my dikk but I hated her attitude. I didn’t last long in the military.
Came in as an E-1.

Yup. Navy.

I might not last long either. I went home and had :demonic: thoughts for a good 3 hours:francis:.
 

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@Barnett114 come kick this thread, pls.
Breh, you got nothing to be ashamed of. We are words on a screen. Imagine how much ridicule famous people put up with online. Now consider how many people say that shyt to their face. Learn to laugh at yourself and don't take this shyt too seriously. If someone gets out of pocket, put them on ignore.
 

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I went home and had :demonic: thoughts for a good 3 hours.
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