Most Etherous Thing A Chick You Liked Said To You?

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Went on an service trip with 2 or 3 brehs and 9+ brehettes. Most of the brehettes were .

When we got there, the brehettes were gushing over the locals and then one of them said, "these local women got all the good meat while we came here with all the leftovers and scraps."

That shyt hurt reading it.

 

[Van Glorious]

That I look like shyt on a Stick......

 

[Kobe24]

I have twice been used to get to a friend of mine. The first time was some "well, he is taller and a player on the basketball team."

The second time? Spoke to a girl for a couple months, and usually I always had my friend around. He was shy but the boy looked damn near like Genuwine

The baby hair and all. Boy had NO backbone and I was his mouthpiece for most of our days hanging out.

So anyway I get invited over to her house one day because her mom was out and about, and she told me her friend was over and I could "invite my boy

so we all have something to do" (she worded it like that. I should have known.) We get to her house, eat bologna sandwiches and eat sour cream doritos

All while watching Halloween on the living room TV. The girl I wanted was a PYT, 5'3, caramel, deep brown eyes with her hair pressed down to her shoulders

and a spaghetti string crop top with the pink "Juicy" pants on Her friend was some awkward 5'9 or so Queen Latifa in Living Single built chick

I'm thinking "My boy deserve better than this." Little did I know he WAS going to get better than that.

The little chick start talking

"This is getting kinda boring. I think I got something we can watch."

She puts on a pornoVHS, brehs.

Some scene with Lil Ass and this dude studying, next thing you know they fukking, she offering him the poop shoot, allathat.

My boy and I exchanging glances

Me:

Him:

I had that kinda feeling that he was gonna drop the ball and being his boy, I would have to bounce with him when he flops like that Ron Artest album

Ok, so the chick put the video on and stood by the TV for a bit, probably a bit nervous because what she put on, she knew dikks were bout to raise, so homo.

This was all well and good until she goes to sit down She had this ugly ass U-shaped couch, I was on the far right end, my boy in the middle, and
her girl on the far left. Shawty goes to her friend and whispers in her ear, then Kadijah James sits next to my boy, but on the side facing me

PYT sits next to my boy and starts asking him questions.

"So what brought you over here?" she asks him.

bytch you told me to bring him over

Kadijah laughing finishing her sandwichHer big ass would be.

"Whats the matter, you shy?"

GIRL, why the fukk are you asking him? Come sit on my lap

Eventually I cut the bullshyt and move over to where PYT is sitting and ask her to show me what I can use to make another sandwich. She resisted. I insisted

We go to her kitchen and I ask "What is this?"

Her answer? "I'm hooking you up, what you think"

So the girl I spoke to, having never met her friend, is "doing me a favor" by passing 1/4 of the cast of Set it Off on me.

Needless to say, I was pissed, put my shoes on, and left.



I didn't talk to my boy ever again.

I eventually got an Aim message from the PYT talking about some "Why were you mad? How could you leave your friend like that? Lose my number." type shyt

when I haven't reached out to her in months. Years later I ran into her outside a Food 4 Less2 kids, no father. She wanted to catch up.



This girl don't know how hard I was fighting back tears when i was walking back home with her deceptive ass.

So the hoe you lined up told you fukk you and fukked your friend basically?

 

[OG MudBone]

Back in a dark time in my life, one of my "brehs" was tryna hook me up wit a girl. As soon as I walked up to her she straight up laughed in my face and called me a short nikka.

Not gon lie that shyt hurt

 

[Geek Nasty]

Old roommate of mine dropped out of college and comes up that summer with his girl and his girl's friend. They hang out at my new apartment in the same complex; just kicking it in the afternoon during summer break and nobody is around. It was like ghost town in the summer back then. We're all loud and drinking having a good time and the other girl starts coming on strong. Nothing physical just giving me hints and whatnot. Finally, she asks me if I've got a bathroom in my old apartment (still had the key).

Alright, I'm pumped now because I'd never picked up in the middle of the day like that before, so I take her over to the old place where we're alone and make my move. She just smiles at me, turns around, and runs out of the door screaming "ewww he tried to kiss me!" loud as fukk. Runs across the street to my new apartment screaming and giggling the whole way like a fukking 8th grader. Still don't know what that shyt was about, but of course I had to go back to the other place and sit there like a clown while that bytch is giving me that "got em!" face

But she got that instant karma that night. They wanted to hit up a party, but I was still hot so I said fukk that bytch I'm not going anywhere with her. She must've hooked up because she never comes back, but the next day my old roomie tells me she decided to roll with some shady cats and they stole all her damned LUGGAGE and her keys left that bytch stranded!

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Back in a dark time in my life, one of my "brehs" was tryna hook me up wit a girl. As soon as I walked up to her she straight up laughed in my face and called me a short nikka.

Not gon lie that shyt hurt

She secretly wanted to fck you but she had to save face

 

[Sauce Dab]

"Why can't their be more guys like you?"

Me:

 

[Bless't]

I doubt it was either.

I swear uve told that story a thousand times on here.

No...u probably took it the wrong way
gahhhhhhh

Nah breh. First time ever mentioning it. Got me confused with someone else.

 

[Born2BKing]

"get out"

Had a bytch kick me out her crib once because i nutted too fast. It was 4am in the morning, I was just coming from a party, I was high and drunk and had work in a few hours. that didn't stop the chick from being extremely upset with me and kicking me out tho.

How you be high and drunk and still nut fast?

 

[bogey_j]

fukk you nikka if you were my homie I would of quit fukkin with your jelous ass cant fukkkk with me for shyt. You think your better than your homie? Cuz your not that nikka got that shyt way before u with the Ease. fukk you thot.

 

[prince_peoples]

i went over the for a quick fukk. i wasn't trying to last no more than 10 mins, turned out i only lasted 5. yeah i could have held back and went longer but once i felt that shyt coming i just let it go.

lol after i nutted she said " nikkasyou better get yo dikk back up"

How you be high and drunk and still nut fast?

 

[Born2BKing]

i went over the for a quick fukk. i wasn't trying to last no more than 10 mins, turned out i only lasted 5. yeah i could have held back and went longer but once i felt that shyt coming i just let it go.

lol after i nutted she said " nikkasyou better get yo dikk back up"

Brah, you had ever heard of "whisky dikk" or "dope dikk"

 

[Yehuda]

Ok I'm outta here.

At the time I just laughed it off like "yeah whatever " but thinking back I'm literally like

 

[Diondon]

Back in the day, this chick try to play me on that you're too nice for me shyt
Funny thing is I aint like her like that and never tried to get at her
We was just kicking it on some buddy shyt

 

[newworldafro]

GF: You're gonna be like your daddy
Blesst: I told you that in CONFIDENCE!!


These chics have no moral compass.

it has occurred to me when chicks say "open up to me more", they are simultaneously creating a checklist of your downfalls or weaknesses to use instantaneously against you.....

Basically a SWAT team of ether she can call up when arguments get real heated..