I have twice been used to get to a friend of mine. The first time was some
"well, he is taller and a player on the basketball team."
The second time? Spoke to a girl for a couple months, and usually I always had my friend around. He was shy but the boy looked damn near like Genuwine
The baby hair and all. Boy had NO backbone and I was his mouthpiece for most of our days hanging out.
So anyway I get invited over to her house one day because her mom was out and about, and she told me her friend was over and I could "invite my boy
so we all have something to do" (she worded it like that. I should have known.) We get to her house, eat bologna sandwiches and eat sour cream doritos
All while watching Halloween on the living room TV. The girl I wanted was a PYT, 5'3, caramel, deep brown eyes with her hair pressed down to her shoulders
and a spaghetti string crop top with the pink "Juicy" pants on
Her friend was some awkward 5'9 or so Queen Latifa in Living Single built chick
I'm thinking "
My boy deserve better than this." Little did I know he WAS going to get better than that.
The little chick start talking
"This is getting kinda boring. I think I got something we can watch.
"
She puts on a porno
VHS, brehs.
Some scene with Lil Ass and this dude studying, next thing you know they fukking, she offering him the poop shoot, allathat.
My boy and I exchanging glances
Me:
Him:
I had that kinda feeling that he was gonna drop the ball and being his boy, I would have to bounce with him when he flops like that Ron Artest album
Ok, so the chick put the video on and stood by the TV for a bit, probably a bit nervous because what she put on, she knew dikks were bout to raise, so homo.
This was all well and good until she goes to sit down
She had this ugly ass U-shaped couch, I was on the far right end, my boy in the middle, and
her girl on the far left.
Shawty goes to her friend and whispers in her ear, then Kadijah James sits next to my boy, but on the side facing me
PYT sits next to my boy and starts asking him questions.
"So what brought you over here?" she asks him.
bytch you told me to bring him over
Kadijah laughing finishing her sandwichHer big ass would be.
"Whats the matter, you shy?
"
GIRL, why the fukk are you asking him? Come sit on my lap
Eventually I cut the bullshyt and move over to where PYT is sitting and ask her to show me what I can use to make another sandwich. She resisted. I insisted
We go to her kitchen and I ask "What is this?
"
Her answer? "I'm hooking you up, what you think
"
So the girl I spoke to, having never met her friend, is "doing me a favor" by passing 1/4 of the cast of Set it Off on me.
Needless to say, I was pissed, put my shoes on, and left.
I didn't talk to my boy ever again.
I eventually got an Aim message from the PYT talking about some "Why were you mad? How could you leave your friend like that? Lose my number." type shyt
when I haven't reached out to her in months. Years later I ran into her outside a Food 4 Less
2 kids, no father. She wanted to catch up.
This girl don't know how hard I was fighting back tears when i was walking back home with her deceptive ass.
got damn
because I didn't think she would actually respond to my drunk text. I think she needed to get it off of her chest haha. It's no big deal to me tho, win some lose some
, I'm most bytches type
I'm trying hard to think but I don't remember any. I probably threw them memories in the bushes
whatever fools. I told my homie about it. He was like damn. I guess his ass told a few people.
but happens to us all so I dealt with it proper.
Short but potent.
