thats not a good look no matter how you slice it
That I look like shyt on a Stick......
You aint never liedit has occurred to me when chicks say "open up to me more", they are simultaneously creating a checklist of your downfalls or weaknesses to use instantaneously against you.....
I don't think so lmao
This is when you tell a smooth ass joke to make her laugh. Dont let a woman know anything about you
This is how you keep them.
bruh I had to stand up and walk away....how that nana smellNot ethered by her directly but my worst rejection
Back in day, before I knew any game in school
I asked this chick out to dinner and she. Next day my homeboy came up to me asking if my dinner was good
. I'm like
he
and said don't worry ole girl got her entree
and she wasn't the type for me.
I'mgd
and proceeds to wipe his finger under my nose and says how that nana smell?
I just
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Got damn brehs "I wish I could meet a guy like you"
But I am a guy like me.
me and one of my exes was playfully bickering over characters on some nerdy show... Buffy or Angel or Doctor Who or some shyt.
her: "Wait.... you don't like so-and-so's character!?
me: "nah. can't stand that dude's character.
her: "oh my god. I can't believe I actually had sex with you.
me:
"i wouldnt date you if we were the last two people left on earth"
I was like 13 and a former homeboy had a smut from around the way. I showed her my dikk and she said she'll smash me with a bag over my head. I didn't smash but she actually said that to my face.
u like the brother I never had
I'm a minute man
Why you gotta make me explain this
"If I could just take everything about YOU & put that in someone else..."
Brehs...
Old roommate of mine dropped out of college and comes up that summer with his girl and his girl's friend. They hang out at my new apartment in the same complex; just kicking it in the afternoon during summer break and nobody is around. It was like ghost town in the summer back then. We're all loud and drinking having a good time and the other girl starts coming on strong. Nothing physical just giving me hints and whatnot. Finally, she asks me if I've got a bathroom in my old apartment (still had the key).
Alright, I'm pumped now because I'd never picked up in the middle of the day like that before, so I take her over to the old place where we're alone and make my move. She just smiles at me, turns around, and runs out of the door screaming "ewww he tried to kiss me!" loud as fukk. Runs across the street to my new apartment screaming and giggling the whole way like a fukking 8th grader. Still don't know what that shyt was about, but of course I had to go back to the other place and sit there like a clown while that bytch is giving me that "got em!" face
But she got that instant karma that night. They wanted to hit up a party, but I was still hot so I said fukk that bytch I'm not going anywhere with her. She must've hooked up because she never comes back, but the next day my old roomie tells me she decided to roll with some shady cats and they stole all her damned LUGGAGE and her keys left that bytch stranded!
. I mean, as too short said "never again took a second look" and I really wasn't trying to get with her at the time but that ether .
