My girl found my porn stash

[Vonte3000]

There's an app called download manager, and I download them on there and keep it on my phone. She must have got it when I was doped up on painkillers or something.

I'm not sure when she found it, but we're talking while we eat breakfast and out of nowhere she puts her fork down, folds her arms and hits me with a

I'm just like

Then she asks "So whose Alicia Vonte?"

I don't know any chick named Alica so I'm just like "no idea why" (In my head I'm thinking she thinks I'm cheating or something)

Then she says "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

I just freeze up like an idiot

"naw"

Then she starts naming off my favorite stars and shyt

"So you don't know who Julissa James is?"

"Mimi Allen?"

"nobody huh?"

I'm just like "nope" and starin at my plate of eggs and shyt tryin not to look at her

We just sat there and I could hear her over there crackin the fukk up. I didn't know how to say "so what" for some reason, she knows how to get under my skin

I got up and hobbled back in our bed and a little while later some of our friends came by

I'm thirsty as shyt and gotta go to the fridge but it's past all of them and I KNOW women be gossiping and shyt

I crack open my door and start headin out and when I'm about to turn towards the kitchen I look over my
shoulder and see them just lookin at me
























This shyt is embarrassing, I shouldn't be shamed for this shyt

She'll never let me hear the end of this either, since they left all she does is stare at me and laugh

and she keeps making sly ass remarks, askin me if I need her to run to the store for more cocoa butter and

"Is that why your socks are so crusty" if I "need to make a call to the bone-a-phone" frontin like she

didn't know all dudes jack it every now and then.

The shame though

I think I'ma tell her look I got nudes shut the fukk up(she'll call my bluff though I know it)

I'ma go through her shyt when I get the chance

 

[concise]

stache?
Moustache?

 

[DarlingNikki]

She's gonna buy you the flesh light attachment for Christmas.

 

[Dwolf]

There's an app called download manager, and I download them on there and keep it on my phone. She must have got it when I was doped up on painkillers or something.

I'm not sure when she found it, but we're talking while we eat breakfast and out of nowhere she puts her fork down, folds her arms and hits me with a

I'm just like

Then she asks "So whose Alicia Vonte?"

I don't know any chick named Alica so I'm just like "no idea why" (In my head I'm thinking she thinks I'm cheating or something)

Then she says "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

I just freeze up like an idiot

"naw"

Then she starts naming off my favorite stars and shyt

"So you don't know who Julissa James is?"

"Mimi Allen?"

"nobody huh?"

I'm just like "nope" and starin at my plate of eggs and shyt tryin not to look at her

We just sat there and I could hear her over there crackin the fukk up. I didn't know how to say "so what" for some reason, she knows how to get under my skin

I got up and hobbled back in our bed and a little while later some of our friends came by

I'm thirsty as shyt and gotta go to the fridge but it's past all of them and I KNOW women be gossiping and shyt

I crack open my door and start headin out and when I'm about to turn towards the kitchen I look over my
shoulder and see them just lookin at me
























This shyt is embarrassing, I shouldn't be shamed for this shyt

She'll never let me hear the end of this either, since they left all she does is stare at me and laugh

and she keeps making sly ass remarks, askin me if I need her to run to the store for more cocoa butter and

"Is that why your socks are so crusty" if I "need to make a call to the bone-a-phone" frontin like she

didn't know all dudes jack it every now and then.

The shame though

I think I'ma tell her look I got nudes shut the fukk up(she'll call my bluff though I know it)

I'ma go through her shyt when I get the chance

Wait, you keep porn on your phone?

 

[Detroit Wave]

dont keep passwords on your devices/PCs in 2014 brehs

 

[Remote]

Yeah breh

Porn stash.

Not porn stache.

 

[Vonte3000]

stache?
Moustache?

You know what I meant

 

[concise]

You know what I meant

Moustache.

 

[stealthbomber]

u gotta get some dirt on her get that leverage back

i know that feel tho

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

thus nikka be nutting on his peach fuzz above his lip..

got milk my brehs?

edit: yall nikkas download porn? dafuq

 

[Vonte3000]

Wait, you keep porn on your phone?

Yeah I use the download mangaer app, you can download videos and music right to the phone. I have a password on it I don't know how she got through it, I must have passed out while I was on it or something

 

[Sugar]

Mimi Allen is my bytch

She has quenched many a thirst in my late nights

 

[Vonte3000]

u gotta get some dirt on her get that leverage back

i know that feel tho

This happened to you too?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

You fukked up. Just get a pornhub profile and stay signed out. You can favorite everything on there and it tracks your history, which is great if you're in incog mode in your browser.

You should just watch some porno with her though, tbh. Let her see where you're coming from.

 

[Vonte3000]

dont keep passwords on your devices/PCs in 2014 brehs

I have a damn password I don't when she even saw this I assume yesterday