My girl found my porn stash

[Milk N Cookies]

There's an app called download manager, and I download them on there and keep it on my phone. She must have got it when I was doped up on painkillers or something.

I'm not sure when she found it, but we're talking while we eat breakfast and out of nowhere she puts her fork down, folds her arms and hits me with a

I'm just like

Then she asks "So whose Alicia Vonte?"

I don't know any chick named Alica so I'm just like "no idea why" (In my head I'm thinking she thinks I'm cheating or something)

Then she says "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

I just freeze up like an idiot

"naw"

Then she starts naming off my favorite stars and shyt

"So you don't know who Julissa James is?"

"Mimi Allen?"

"nobody huh?"

I'm just like "nope" and starin at my plate of eggs and shyt tryin not to look at her

We just sat there and I could hear her over there crackin the fukk up. I didn't know how to say "so what" for some reason, she knows how to get under my skin

I got up and hobbled back in our bed and a little while later some of our friends came by

I'm thirsty as shyt and gotta go to the fridge but it's past all of them and I KNOW women be gossiping and shyt

I crack open my door and start headin out and when I'm about to turn towards the kitchen I look over my
shoulder and see them just lookin at me
























This shyt is embarrassing, I shouldn't be shamed for this shyt

She'll never let me hear the end of this either, since they left all she does is stare at me and laugh

and she keeps making sly ass remarks, askin me if I need her to run to the store for more cocoa butter and

"Is that why your socks are so crusty" if I "need to make a call to the bone-a-phone" frontin like she

didn't know all dudes jack it every now and then.

The shame though

I think I'ma tell her look I got nudes shut the fukk up(she'll call my bluff though I know it)

I'ma go through her shyt when I get the chance

That sucks. But honestly I wouldn't get mad if I found my boyfriend's stash. A song as there isn't any illegal or stomach churning things or men then I'm good. I'd let him slide...

 

[Vonte3000]

Breh just go out there and own that shyt.

What are they gonna say? "Vonte beats his meat!" Yea and so the fukk what?

That's easy to say but just imagine that shyt bruh, if I had a heads up or time to prepare for the fukkery maybe but she just dropped the hammer on me.

 

[Vonte3000]

That sucks. But honestly I wouldn't get mad if I found my boyfriend's stash. A song as there isn't any illegal or stomach churning things or men then I'm good. I'd let him slide...

What would you think though?

Seems like this is gonna be fuel for her to clown me

Would you just not even talk about it?

 

[Vonte3000]

Almost like this

 

[Milk N Cookies]

What would you think though?

Seems like this is gonna be fuel for her to clown me

Would you just not even talk about it?

I would be like 'Bae I'm sorry I'm not as flexible as _____ or that I have a gag reflex unlike _____. Yeah I watched it to see wat other things ur into.... With time, yoga, & Pilates I might be able to do some of those things. (Yep I'd watch it)

She'll prolly hold it over ur head for a lil bit, then it won't matter anymore.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Wait, you keep porn on your phone?

I know right.....

Got my shyt in one of the windows systems folders....

 

[aXiom]

tho at "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

Not sure which would jump first my dikk or my heart.

Ain't that bytch dead though

Bless her prostituting soul, may it find comfort in purgatory

 

[Vonte3000]

I would be like 'Bae I'm sorry I'm not as flexible as _____ or that I have a gag reflex unlike _____. Yeah I watched it to see wat other things ur into.... With time, yoga, & Pilates I might be able to do some of those things. (Yep I'd watch it)

She'll prolly hold it over ur head for a lil bit, then it won't matter anymore.

Damn you're a good girlfriend

She didn't consider none of that and I'm positive this will never end

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Her cracking jokes is prolly just a defense mechanism. She wants to be mad but prolly thinks its stupid to be mad so instead she'll try and make u feel bad about it.

 

[Vonte3000]

Her cracking jokes is prolly just a defense mechanism. She wants to be mad but prolly thinks its stupid to be mad so instead she'll try and make u feel bad about it.

I was thinking insecurity maybe at first, she isn't packing in the cakes department, but the chicks in the videos were her body type so she should feel flattered really

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I remember finding my husbands stash if u could call it that. It was yrs ago when we finally moved in together. This nikka had dvds. I was trynna find a movie to watch and I was going thru a tall ass stack of dvds. Then I get to the bottom I see applebottom vol 36 or some shyt , then big black booty freaks part something or other. And it just continued from there. I laughed at em but I was more relieved it wasnt no white bytches or nothing weird.

 

[Vonte3000]

I remember finding my husbands stash if u could call it that. It was yrs ago when we finally moved in together. This nikka had dvds. I was trynna find a movie to watch and I was going thru a tall ass stack of dvds. Then I get to the bottom I see applebottom vol 36 or some shyt , then big black booty freaks part something or other. And it just continued from there. I laughed at em but I was more relieved it wasnt no white bytches or nothing weird.

no trannys or weirdness

@Billy Costigan

 

[The 2020 New Member]

no trannys or weirdness

@Billy Costigan

I typically don't download that type of stuff. I just stream it and clear cookies.

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

My nikka.... put on a video and watch that shyt with her and then let it lead to something.

You feel me?

 

[swimmingpools]

Whatever. Hook your computer up to the tv and have one playing when she walks in one day. Give her the stare and say something smooth about how you wanted to copy the moves with her. She wont be clowning you after that.