My girl found my porn stash

[BlvdBrawler]

You got good taste in porn bishes breh. I wouldn't even be mad if I was your girl.

*dap*

 

[Deadpool1986]

There's an app called download manager, and I download them on there and keep it on my phone. She must have got it when I was doped up on painkillers or something.

I'm not sure when she found it, but we're talking while we eat breakfast and out of nowhere she puts her fork down, folds her arms and hits me with a

I'm just like

Then she asks "So whose Alicia Vonte?"

I don't know any chick named Alica so I'm just like "no idea why" (In my head I'm thinking she thinks I'm cheating or something)

Then she says "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

I just freeze up like an idiot

"naw"

Then she starts naming off my favorite stars and shyt

"So you don't know who Julissa James is?"

"Mimi Allen?"

"nobody huh?"

I'm just like "nope" and starin at my plate of eggs and shyt tryin not to look at her

We just sat there and I could hear her over there crackin the fukk up. I didn't know how to say "so what" for some reason, she knows how to get under my skin

I got up and hobbled back in our bed and a little while later some of our friends came by

I'm thirsty as shyt and gotta go to the fridge but it's past all of them and I KNOW women be gossiping and shyt

I crack open my door and start headin out and when I'm about to turn towards the kitchen I look over my
shoulder and see them just lookin at me
























This shyt is embarrassing, I shouldn't be shamed for this shyt

She'll never let me hear the end of this either, since they left all she does is stare at me and laugh

and she keeps making sly ass remarks, askin me if I need her to run to the store for more cocoa butter and

"Is that why your socks are so crusty" if I "need to make a call to the bone-a-phone" frontin like she

didn't know all dudes jack it every now and then.

The shame though

I think I'ma tell her look I got nudes shut the fukk up(she'll call my bluff though I know it)

I'ma go through her shyt when I get the chance

 

[Vonte3000]

You fukked up. Just get a pornhub profile and stay signed out. You can favorite everything on there and it tracks your history, which is great if you're in incog mode in your browser.

You should just watch some porno with her though, tbh. Let her see where you're coming from.

She knows damn well what the deal is, she wants to be funny and shyt

As many dikk jokes as she makes I know I can freely watch smut, but watching with her would be awkward and weird. You do that with your girl?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Seems like there is a bigger underlying issue here friend

Seems like she runs the household

She got guest and your locked In the room crying

 

[Vonte3000]

She's gonna buy you the flesh light attachment for Christmas.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

tho at "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

Not sure which would jump first my dikk or my heart.

 

[Vonte3000]

Seems like there is a bigger underlying issue here friend

Seems like she runs the household

She got guest and your locked In the room crying

My leg is broken still and I gotta take meds and shyt

They were 3 of her friends, we've all known each other for a few years, they tried talkin and shyt when I went out but I knew she told

 

[concise]

Wait, you keep porn on your phone?

Yeah I use the download mangaer app, you can download videos and music right to the phone. I have a password on it I don't know how she got through it, I must have passed out while I was on it or something

You keep porn on your phone.
Mustn't be much when people usually keep em on computers and external hard drives.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

My leg is broken still and I gotta take meds and shyt

They were 3 of her friends, we've all known each other for a few years, they tried talkin and shyt when I went out but I knew she told

Breh just go out there and own that shyt.

What are they gonna say? "Vonte beats his meat!" Yea and so the fukk what?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

She knows damn well what the deal is, she wants to be funny and shyt

As many dikk jokes as she makes I know I can freely watch smut, but watching with her would be awkward and weird. You do that with your girl?

I'm single now but I have in the past. It's good for getting in the mood or discussing new moves y'all wanna try.

 

[Vonte3000]

tho at "So you don't know Alicia Tyler?"

Not sure which would jump first my dikk or my heart.

My heart dropped my nikka, I was trying to think of excuses and shyt but I knew I was stuck

 

[Remote]

I wouldn't worry breh.
You really just need to live for the funk
And die for the funk.

Sorry.
I'm listening to Chief Rocka and I had to work that shyt into a thread.

Boom shaka laka there goes the chief rocka

 

[Vonte3000]

thus nikka be nutting on his peach fuzz above his lip..

got milk my brehs?

edit: yall nikkas download porn? dafuq

it's 2014, it's convenient. No matter where I travel I have my favorite videos with me, easy access

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Breh just go out there and own that shyt.

What are they gonna say? "Vonte beats his meat!" Yea and so the fukk what?

Ya co sign

I'd walk around on naked

 

[Vonte3000]

You keep porn on your phone.
Mustn't be much when people usually keep em on computers and external hard drives.

I got about 9 full length videos on there, I switch them out every now and then wiht others