My girl found my porn stash

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I remember finding my husbands stash if u could call it that. It was yrs ago when we finally moved in together. This nikka had dvds. I was trynna find a movie to watch and I was going thru a tall ass stack of dvds. Then I get to the bottom I see applebottom vol 36 or some shyt , then big black booty freaks part something or other. And it just continued from there. I laughed at em but I was more relieved it wasnt no white bytches or nothing weird.
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nikkas actually tryna hide porn from their chick :wtf:

My chick known about my habits for years and didn't give one fukk

There was only one time she had me embarrassed as fukk about it, and I wasn't even watching porn at the time :to:......I shared that story back on :hamster: and got roasted :snoop:
 

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My nikka.... put on a video and watch that shyt with her and then let it lead to something.

You feel me?
Whatever. Hook your computer up to the tv and have one playing when she walks in one day. Give her the :shaq: stare and say something smooth about how you wanted to copy the moves with her. She wont be clowning you after that.

Imagine I fail at the shyt, she would be merciless :wow:

There is a move on the couch I want to try though :patrice:

People who seen the Alicia video know what I'm talking about :shaq:
 

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nikkas actually tryna hide porn from their chick :wtf:

My chick known about my habits for years and didn't give one fukk

There was only one time she had me embarrassed as fukk about it, and I wasn't even watching porn at the time :to:......I shared that story back on :hamster: and got roasted :snoop:

:russ:

We haven't been together years though, got together last summer actually so this is the first year. We still learning shyt about each other
 

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Yeah my girl found my porn folder one time ago.
My main problem was that she would look at each video and critique the bytches getting fukked. on some "Eww you like her?" "You think shes attractive?" "Why is her ass so big?" "Her vagina doesnt look right"

It was like damn bytch why you asking so many questions about the hoes I masturbate to?
Luckily she never found the folder with the naked exes and jumpoffs

I mad at myself though cause once megaupload got shutdown I lost a ton of atlbadboy videos I cant find anymore
 

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My current GF is "disgusted" by porn and legitimately had beef with me watching porn. She was willing to pull out ultimatums about me watching porn like if I don't stop she gon leave me. What's worse, when she found my porn stash she deleted ALL of it.


THE bytch DELETED ALL OF MY PORN.



Throwin her in the gutter mayne :camby:

Wait til I find that upgrade it's over :demonic:

Fed up wit her bullshyt :pacspit:
 

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My current GF is "disgusted" by porn and legitimately had beef with me watching porn. She was willing to pull out ultimatums about me watching porn like if I don't stop she gon leave me. What's worse, when she found my porn stash she deleted ALL of it.


THE bytch DELETED ALL OF MY PORN.



Throwin her in the gutter mayne :camby:

Wait til I find that upgrade it's over :demonic:

Fed up wit her bullshyt :pacspit:

That's just barbaric, I accumulated my videos over some odd years, if it was suddenly taken from me :violent:

Toss her bruh, that's just evil
 
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