Ricky Fontaine
Superstar

Been dating this girl for a long time. Its been cold as shyt and we're down south so we're not used to it.
We go to get something to eat and its like 30 degrees out. She drives I notice the tire needs some air. I point out the air pump and she drives up to it. I get out and say you need to drive a little bit closer.
Her: "Why you aint tell me to go closer the first time?"

Me:

Her: "That dont matter. You shouldve told me.

Then we had an argument about the shyt in our pajamas in the gas station parking lot
