MajesticLion
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Launchpad.
My Homeboy lives a swinger lifestyle and these are some of the problems associated with it.
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True story….. yet it’s still sucka shyt, know ya bytch
Swinging lifestyle always fascinated me…I couldn’t do it myself. But always interested in seeing how couples make that shyt work.
I even went to a swingers club in New Orleans called Collettes a few years back, because I wanted to see how they got down.
shyt was the lamest club I’ve ever been to in my life. As a dude, you could only get in if you had a girl with you which made sense. But for some reason there was still a gang of dudes in there. NOBODY was doing anything except every now and then a couple would go in a private room for literally 2 mins and pop back out. Nobody was changing sheets or cleaning though…just in and out like shyt all good.
There was like a sex room or some shyt that you could actually see in, but that bytch stayed empty all night.
There was occasionally someone who came in loud on some rah rah shyt like he was about to start slaying everything in there. But they were pump faking because 5 mins later you catch them on their phone in the corner acting like they doing something important. I know you looking at gmail bruh…don’t front
They had this one old white lady built like Homer Simpson that had her titties out walking around and letting people grab em. That was basically it. Waste of time and money.
I even went to a swingers club in New Orleans called Collettes a few years back, because I wanted to see how they got down.
shyt was the lamest club I’ve ever been to in my life. As a dude, you could only get in if you had a girl with you which made sense. But for some reason there was still a gang of dudes in there. NOBODY was doing anything except every now and then a couple would go in a private room for literally 2 mins and pop back out. Nobody was changing sheets or cleaning though…just in and out like shyt all good.
There was like a sex room or some shyt that you could actually see in, but that bytch stayed empty all night.
There was occasionally someone who came in loud on some rah rah shyt like he was about to start slaying everything in there. But they were pump faking because 5 mins later you catch them on their phone in the corner acting like they doing something important. I know you looking at gmail bruh…don’t front
They had this one old white lady built like Homer Simpson that had her titties out walking around and letting people grab em. That was basically it. Waste of time and money.
Seen it many of times... I'm never works out.
If you a man or woman and u wanna fukk different people... Don't get married.
These couples be thinking the got it all figured out.
But the story in the OP is how it always seems to end up.
My neighbors were on that type shyt...
Ended up with the wife and other chik fighting in the middle of our nice development...
And me fukking the wife
If you a man or woman and u wanna fukk different people... Don't get married.
These couples be thinking the got it all figured out.
But the story in the OP is how it always seems to end up.
My neighbors were on that type shyt...
Ended up with the wife and other chik fighting in the middle of our nice development...
And me fukking the wife
Swinging lifestyle always fascinated me…I couldn’t do it myself. But always interested in seeing how couples make that shyt work.
I even went to a swingers club in New Orleans called Collettes a few years back, because I wanted to see how they got down.
shyt was the lamest club I’ve ever been to in my life. As a dude, you could only get in if you had a girl with you which made sense. But for some reason there was still a gang of dudes in there. NOBODY was doing anything except every now and then a couple would go in a private room for literally 2 mins and pop back out. Nobody was changing sheets or cleaning though…just in and out like shyt all good.
There was like a sex room or some shyt that you could actually see in, but that bytch stayed empty all night.
There was occasionally someone who came in loud on some rah rah shyt like he was about to start slaying everything in there. But they were pump faking because 5 mins later you catch them on their phone in the corner acting like they doing something important. I know you looking at gmail bruh…don’t front
They had this one old white lady built like Homer Simpson that had her titties out walking around and letting people grab em. That was basically it. Waste of time and money.
Sounds bout right
Wear My Dawg's Hat
Superstar
So were any children caught up in all this sex foolishness?
151_Pr00f
All Star
Exactly.
Swinging would be fun if you're young 20-somethings just dating and it's not that serious. Y'all ain't getting married but the guy and girl have good sexual chemistry.
Breh can use the fine broad to attract other fine swinger broads. His gf can go smash whoever while he smashes some swinger milfs and shyt.
Once you get married, that shyt won't hit the same. Gets too risky.
Also.....you gotta make sure ol girl is protecting herself because if she turns up pregnant....gon be on some Maury shyt.
Boy took off like Jordan from the free throw line
If it ain’t that then it ain’t working.
Yaboysix
That nikka
Lost a group of my favorite comedians to that swinging shyt (billy sorrels and D’Lai) shyt ain’t been right since!…
shyt may seem fun, but folks ALWAYS wanna sneak off…
shyt may seem fun, but folks ALWAYS wanna sneak off…
nikka if you know about Op's
past and believe this story, you already lost
That’s some fakkit shyt to me, being in a room sharing a bytch at the same time, especially your wife/girl
U walking pass hearing nikkas say to other nikkas about your girl/wife “ hey come buss in this bytch mouth” “ hey you two nikkas come blow her a$$hole out”
U walking pass hearing nikkas say to other nikkas about your girl/wife “ hey come buss in this bytch mouth” “ hey you two nikkas come blow her a$$hole out”
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
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The Solid One
Superstar
Exactly.
Swinging would be fun if you're young 20-somethings just dating and it's not that serious. Y'all ain't getting married but the guy and girl have good sexual chemistry.
Breh can use the fine broad to attract other fine swinger broads. His gf can go smash whoever while he smashes some swinger milfs and shyt.
Once you get married, that shyt won't hit the same. Gets too risky.
Also.....you gotta make sure ol girl is protecting herself because if she turns up pregnant
Blackrogue
Superstar
I've been in open relationships slash getting three somes with certain girls..and the issue always is doing something without the other person's knowledge cause it makes them look dumb. But because most people about that life have multiple interests some of whom wouldn't be appreciated by the other.. end up showing discretion and not say anything then get busted.
You can either be very truthful with your partner or you can agree to not be in your feelings and look away. Mine was easier cause she was smashing mostly chicks. But I didn't appreciate it when the girls were scheming on doing it with her without me knowing. Also she started bringing me not so hot girls
You can either be very truthful with your partner or you can agree to not be in your feelings and look away. Mine was easier cause she was smashing mostly chicks. But I didn't appreciate it when the girls were scheming on doing it with her without me knowing. Also she started bringing me not so hot girls