YouCherThatGirl
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TP2 (minus like 3 tracks) is a cheat code. If you can't get some action off the strength of that album.....jamming that r Kellydon't u say no
That L is for life
My simp story
- Thread starter brother walt
- Start date
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
no way ... worst i did was do this bytches homework and all i got was a hot chocolate, bytch said we were better off as friends 
... the demon in me came out 
her finals bytch missed all classes and begged me to help her, i saw nawwww.. she said il pay you i said aight... sent the work in she submitted it paid me.. few weeks letter she called me said she failed
i said how bad ?
she said 27/100 ..
i almost died laughing
... payback is a bytch 
, tryna play me like that foh..
... the demon in me came out her finals bytch missed all classes and begged me to help her, i saw nawwww.. she said il pay you i said aight... sent the work in she submitted it paid me.. few weeks letter she called me said she failed
i said how bad ?
she said 27/100 ..
i almost died laughing
... payback is a bytch , tryna play me like that foh..
Can I get some cliff notes?
And are people really color struck these days?
You know slavery's over now right?
ETA: so you fell for someone you didn't know. She knew you liked her for her looks and she played you like a fiddle?
u a female
You should he ashamed. Cot damn you can't even simp right. All of that contact and you never put anything on the table? Never any hints or anything?
Most simps do all this after they get a foot in the door, your dumb ass did this for nothing. Probably never got a hug. You must be ugly as shyt. Can't even give u the benefit of the doubt.
What happened after you found the dude?
Most simps do all this after they get a foot in the door, your dumb ass did this for nothing. Probably never got a hug. You must be ugly as shyt. Can't even give u the benefit of the doubt.
What happened after you found the dude?
no way ... worst i did was do this bytches homework and all i got was a hot chocolate, bytch said we were better off as friends
her finals bytch missed all classes and begged me to help her, i saw nawwww.. she said il pay you i said aight... sent the work in she submitted it paid me.. few weeks letter she called me said she failed
i said how bad ?
she said 27/100 ..
i almost died laughing
Its all good now I got a new brehette to simp and she been right under my nose all this time
Its all good now I got a new brehette to simp and she been right under my nose all this time
@Raedawn07 finally gave you some play
Messy
Cotdamn did you not have a father
Older head
Anyone
Older head
Anyone
Im just saying, them coli streets is talking. We see the posts too
Its cuffin season and cat ladies get lonely too.
@Fonsworth just got a new promotion and you prolly need some new shea moisturizer for them curls
and more cat food for your p*ssy.
but that's yall business tho, back to the shadows I go :ninja:
READABLE VERSION
"I was about 18 or 19 and I had a big crush on this bad yellow bone chick. She was bad brehs nice shape and had that hood in her so she kept different colors hair in her head. I used to try and spit game at her when I was working at the chemical plant (if yall from Texas yall know about BP Refinery).
So yeah your boy was making bread. She was working for a clean up crew and even in her frc she had that donk poking anyway. I tried to get that girl forever.
So she ended up getting laid off about 6 months before they relocated me. I end up getting layed off for showing up late and calling off: I was getting home sick and I never was able to enjoy my life so they sent me back home. I wasn't tripping- I had money saved and that unemployment check was lovely.
I wanted to hit the club up like any regular young nikka so one morning I'm going thru Facebook and seen she was on my home girl friend list. So I sent her a message asking her do she remember me because its been about 2 years now. She hit me with the "nall remind me". I should of knew then but anyway I let her know who I was and we message back and forward. Then I hit her with "I don't be on here much here is my number". So a couple days go by. She finally hit me up and said I should come thru this weekend she will cook for me
I'm happy as shyt I think I'm going to slide in... not knowing she was checking my profile out seeing how I was living
Anyway I get over there she cook for me and we talking and she hit me with a sob story about how she don't have a car and need a ride to work tomorrow . I'm like cool (thinking I can stay over there tonight and hit , drop her at work, and burn )- but nope
She said "be here in the morning my son coming home tonight"
So 1 day turn in to 3 days turn into 3 weeks and every day I pick her up at 6am, drop her off at work, pick her up from work at 4, drop her off at work Monday thru Friday. She got sick at work once and they call me to go to the hospital she said she was my wife- I haven't even smell the kitty. Also I was spending all my bread on her, paying her light bill, her cell phone bill, everything.
So while she in the hospital she tell me she need some soap and perfume and pajamas. I'm nervous because I spent all my money on her and I don't get my unemployment until Saturday. So I went to Walmart and stole it yall. Now in Wal-Mart they have that plastic cover over their perfume so I get a hammer and smash it. When I took it to her I forgot the plastic tag was still on it She like, "If I didn't know any better I would say u stole it
" . I'm like "nall I guess they forgot to take it off."
So while she in the hospital she tell me her washer broke and she don't know how she can wash clothes. I remembered my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday, so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage
.
So Valentine's day come up I'm like mann I been trying to hit this for 6 months its Vday I better get something out of this
. So I get flowers sent to her job.
I pick her up with more flowers and candy and took her to dinner jamming that R Kelly. Don't u say no.
So we eat dinner and on the way home she hit me with "I don't feel well my head and stomach hurt". I'm like
so I'm pissed. I drop her off I'm driving home and look in the back seat and see her purse In the backseat. So I turn around to take it to her. I check the purse because her phone was on vibrate. Couldn't check it her phone was locked but I seen her house keys was still in there. I'm like how she get in her house ?
So I turn back around. I get to her house. I walk right in and see a dirty nikka with just draws on her couch eating my candy I bought her, while she cooking dinner in her panties"
"I was about 18 or 19 and I had a big crush on this bad yellow bone chick. She was bad brehs nice shape and had that hood in her so she kept different colors hair in her head. I used to try and spit game at her when I was working at the chemical plant (if yall from Texas yall know about BP Refinery).
So yeah your boy was making bread. She was working for a clean up crew and even in her frc she had that donk poking anyway. I tried to get that girl forever.
So she ended up getting laid off about 6 months before they relocated me. I end up getting layed off for showing up late and calling off: I was getting home sick and I never was able to enjoy my life so they sent me back home. I wasn't tripping- I had money saved and that unemployment check was lovely.
I wanted to hit the club up like any regular young nikka so one morning I'm going thru Facebook and seen she was on my home girl friend list. So I sent her a message asking her do she remember me because its been about 2 years now. She hit me with the "nall remind me". I should of knew then but anyway I let her know who I was and we message back and forward. Then I hit her with "I don't be on here much here is my number". So a couple days go by. She finally hit me up and said I should come thru this weekend she will cook for me
I'm happy as shyt I think I'm going to slide in... not knowing she was checking my profile out seeing how I was living
Anyway I get over there she cook for me and we talking and she hit me with a sob story about how she don't have a car and need a ride to work tomorrow
. I'm like cool (thinking I can stay over there tonight and hit , drop her at work, and burn )- but nopeShe said "be here in the morning my son coming home tonight"
So 1 day turn in to 3 days turn into 3 weeks and every day I pick her up at 6am, drop her off at work, pick her up from work at 4, drop her off at work Monday thru Friday. She got sick at work once and they call me to go to the hospital she said she was my wife- I haven't even smell the kitty. Also I was spending all my bread on her, paying her light bill, her cell phone bill, everything.
So while she in the hospital she tell me she need some soap and perfume and pajamas. I'm nervous because I spent all my money on her and I don't get my unemployment until Saturday. So I went to Walmart and stole it yall. Now in Wal-Mart they have that plastic cover over their perfume so I get a hammer and smash it. When I took it to her I forgot the plastic tag was still on it
She like, "If I didn't know any better I would say u stole it" . I'm like "nall I guess they forgot to take it off."So while she in the hospital she tell me her washer broke and she don't know how she can wash clothes. I remembered my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday, so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage
.So Valentine's day come up I'm like mann I been trying to hit this for 6 months its Vday I better get something out of this
. So I get flowers sent to her job.I pick her up with more flowers and candy and took her to dinner jamming that R Kelly.
Don't u say no.So we eat dinner and on the way home she hit me with "I don't feel well my head and stomach hurt". I'm like
so I'm pissed. I drop her off I'm driving home and look in the back seat and see her purse In the backseat. So I turn around to take it to her. I check the purse because her phone was on vibrate. Couldn't check it her phone was locked but I seen her house keys was still in there. I'm like how she get in her house ?So I turn back around. I get to her house. I walk right in and see a dirty nikka with just draws on her couch eating my candy I bought her, while she cooking dinner in her panties
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