My simp story

[GoFlipAPack]

Spoiler: yung thot

@Spud34

We need to see what that ass look like breh

 

[Edub]

high yella at the time I was really into hood chicks and then she had red hair bruh in

We like what we like I suppose

 

[Gold]

We need to see what that ass look like breh

Is there a pic of said chick?

Don't you have google breh?


Edit: Wrong thread, thought this was ppl talking about Stephanie Santiago.

Too many tabs open, my b

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Embarrassing.

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Spoiler: my slab

I was about 18 or 19 and I had a big crush on this bad yellow bone chick she was bad brehs nice shape and had that hood in her so she kept different colors hair In her head I use to try and spit game at her when I was working at the chemical plant if yall from Texas yall know about BP Refinery so yeah your boy was making bread she working for a clean up crew and even in her frc she had that donk poking anyway I tried to get that girl forever so she end up getting laid off about 6months before they relocated me.I end up getting layed off for showing up late and calling off I was getting home sick and I never was able to enjoy my life so they sent me back home I was tripping I had money save and that unemployment check was lovely and I wanted to hit the club up like any regular young nikka so one morning I'm going thru face book and seen she was on my gome girl friend list so I sent her a message asking her do she remember me because its been about 2 years now she hit me with the nall remind me I should of knew then but anyway I let her know who I was and we message back and forward then I hit her with I don't be on here much here is my number so so a couple days go by she finally hit me up and said I should come thru this weekend she will cook for me im happy as shyt think im going slide in not knowing she was checking my profile out seeing how I was living anyway I get over there she cook for me and we talking and she hit me with a sob story about how she don't have a car and need a ride to work tomorrow im like cool (thinking I can stay over there tonight and hit drop her at work and burn ) but nope she said be here in the morning my son coming home tonight so 1 day turn in to 3 3 days turn into 3 weeks and every day is pick her up at 6am drop her off at work pick her up from work at 4 drop her off at home Monday thru Friday and she got sick at work and they call me to go to the hospital she said she was my wife and I haven't even smell the kity and also I spending all my bread on her paying her light bill her cell phone bill everything so while she in the hospital she tell me she need some soap and perfume and pajamas im nervous because I spent all my money on her and I don't get my unemployment until tuesday so I went to walmart and stole it yall know in Wal-Mart it have that plastic cover over they perfume and I got a hammer smash it and when I took it too her I forgot the plastic tag was still on it she like if I didn't know any better I would say u stole it im like nall I guess they forgot to take it off so while she in the hospital she tell me her washer broke and she don't know how she can wash clothes so I remember my homey had a extra washer stored at my house that he was going to give to his mom for her bday so I took it and told him someone stole it out my garage so valentine day come up im like mann I Been trying to hit this for 6 months its vday I better get something out of this so I get floweres sent to her job

I pick her up with more flowers and candy and took her to dinner jamming that r Kelly don't u say no so we eat dinner and on the way home she hit me with I don't feel well my head and stomach hurt im like so im pissed I drop her off im driving home and look in the back seat and see her purse In the back seat so I Turn around to take it to her I check the purse because her phone was vibrate couldn't check it her phone was locked but I seen her house keys was still in there im like how she get in her house then so I turn back around I get to her house I walk right in and see a dirty nikka with just draws on her couch eating my candy I bought her while she cooking dinner in her panties






I KNOW I CANT SPELL OR USE PERIODS OR COMMAS THIS THE COLI NOT ENGLISH CLASS







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if u cant use commas, periods, page breaks, something because I just cant do it

 

[MarloStanTrill]

This why they need a mandatory hard on hoes class in high school

No, this post is why ENGLISH CLASS AND K-12 is mandatory. If the nikka was smarter he wouldnt have got simped and could have better told his story.

I mean who does ANYTHING for 6 months for a bytch HOPING to smash??? I aint even got conversation for 6 months if i aint hit it. I would have been moved on to the next one. all she would gwt is a courtesy "hey" if she cross my path and didn't give it up.

even if im smashing i dont pay a hoes bills and im not her ride everyday. i would have asked Thotiana Ali how did u get to work before u met me???

this story aint about hard on hoes its about just being smart.


she didnt even really game u, just let u be a simp. i bet u never asked if she had a man at all. never asked to go in her crib and never took her to yours. You was waiting for the magic moment where she gave it up because you were so helpful. Not clowning OP hope this was your red pill moment.

If you do not escalate sexually within the first moments and days you will be friend zoned, or she will assume you a "nice guy" aka simp aka provider

smdh

 

[Solano707]

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• Solano707
• Feb 3, 2015

 

[jwonder]

Lookin like a petty thief Shoplifting some 11.99 viva la juicy from walmart

Stealin ya own friends washing machine and


Waking up for weeks to take her to work

Payin her hospital bills


This some next level shyt bruh

This is not a Simp. Just a complete loser.

 

[YeLovesBoston]

your friend shoulda beat yo ass

 

[jwonder]

:pacsuitntie:"yea, some nikka been taking care of her....idk bruh sum lame dude" *eats handful of candy*
*puts phone dwn for a second* "Aye bytch is dinner ready yet im hungry this candy not finna do shyt, hurry up!"

*OP in the cut* :mjlupecry:

Pretty much.

 

[Tunez]

I haven't even smell the kity and also I spending all my bread on her paying her light bill her cell phone bill everything

 

[jwonder]

@brother walt negged you for your post in the thread My simp story. With the following comment: wack
10 minutes ago

. And the nerve to call somebody wack after you were made a bytch, by a bytch. So many L's in this story it's ridiculous. You chasin a fat funky ass ho whose p*ssy probably smell like the dock. Never got any. But you gave all you had from your menial job. You are a loser. She saw it a mile away. I would have seriously knocked your teeth down your throat if I was your friend that you gave his washing machine away.

 

[brother walt]

@brother walt negged you for your post in the thread My simp story. With the following comment: wack
10 minutes ago

. And the nerve to call somebody wack after you were made a bytch, by a bytch. So many L's in this story it's ridiculous. You chasin a fat funky ass ho whose p*ssy probably smell like the dock. Never got any. But you gave all you had from your menial job. You are a loser. She saw it a mile away. I would have seriously knocked your teeth down your throat if I was your friend that you gave his washing machine away.

checks your daps and reps oh View media item 5397

 

[jwonder]

checks your daps and reps oh View media item 5397

Loser again. If you care about daps and reps on the internet from people you don't know. Damn. I'm so glad I'm not a fukking loser like you. What kind of job do you have? I'm assuming fast food or a warehouse type position

 

[Biscayne]

:oohweesss: keep going

Those East Texas yella bones all have those Creole Louisiana roots. Beware around them. They have dark powers, and can trap anyone, similar to the beautiful sirens in Greek Mythology. As a matter of fact, there's an African Vodou/Black Magic female deity called Mami Wata(Mami Water), in French she's loosely translated as "La Siren" or "The Siren". In Haitian Folklore(Haiti/Louisiana connections run DEEP) she ALWAYS appears to men in the form of a High Yellow or Redbone woman with long flowing hair. And she often is drawn with a large snake around her neck. Sometimes Mami Wata may appear in the form of a Mermaid. She loves to trap men who are out at sea, perhaps you were out in the Gulf Of Mexico when you were on those oil Rigs?

Be careful out there breh, before she has you robbing your mother at gunpoint.