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Those East Texas yella bones all have those Creole Louisiana roots. Beware around them. They have dark powers, and can trap anyone, similar to the beautiful sirens in Greek Mythology. As a matter of fact, there's an African Vodou/Black Magic female deity called Mami Wata(Mami Water), in French she's loosely translated as "La Siren" or "The Siren". In Haitian Folklore(Haiti/Louisiana connections run DEEP) she ALWAYS appears to men in the form of a High Yellow or Redbone woman with long flowing hair. And she often is drawn with a large snake around her neck. Sometimes Mami Wata may appear in the form of a Mermaid. She loves to trap men who are out at sea, perhaps you were out in the Gulf Of Mexico when you were on those oil Rigs? :jbhmm:

Be careful out there breh, before she has you robbing your mother at gunpoint.

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Man aint nobody buying this mumbo jumbo. Bottom line if a broad is asking all kind of ridiculousness. You should have the common sense to know she is full of shyt. I've date Creole from Louisiana before. No different from any other broad.
 

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Man aint nobody buying this mumbo jumbo. Bottom line if a broad is asking all kind of ridiculousness. You should have the common sense to know she is full of shyt. I've date Creole from Louisiana before. No different from any other broad.
Alright....

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Ok, I just saw a photo of the young lady.

:beli:

Forget all that Mumbo Jumbo I previously stated, she must've been the 1st Yellowbone you've ever laid eyes on for HER to have you playing the role of Toby. C'MON Walt......
The Mumbo Jumbo about Mermaids is hilarious. The truth about Mermaids is that men(Cacs) were out to sea so long they began to hallucinate. The Mermaids they saw were actually Manatees. These men would have sex with them. :scust:
 
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This dude spending unemployment bennies, LIFE SAVINGS, boosting fukking perfume from Walmart and paying HUNDREDS to eXXon AND Texas gas a month for this chick to AT LEAST the tune of $1-2k...

And you have self-proclaimed Coli Macks and Dating experts that will advocate a young Man never see an escort... Dealing with some Women will put in more legal danger than you could EVER encounter seeing a Pro... Homie on the couch with hid cheese doodle fukkin stained shirt could have been a dealer with an ego and a glock.
 
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@Spud34 :sadcam:


















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Since the dawn of time yella hoes been getting weak nikkas sprung like this

No shame breh. It happened to every breh on this site tryna shame you.

Read about how Nate Dogg became Nate Dogg.



He told the story much funnier how he returned home one morning cuz he forgot hos work gloves
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He heard somebody 'clapping' upstairs. He crept upstairs to find his bum azz cousin who was staying with him pile driving his girlfriend. He held them hostage with a gun, talking shyt for like 4 hours till he let them go, realizing hoes are hoes.


Heres the synopsis:

He was a few months short of the coveted four-year mark in the Corps when he found his girlfriend cheating on him with his cousin. So if he sounds sincere when he crooned, “bytches ain’t shyt but hoes and tricks,” it’s because he probably really felt that way at the time".


Lmao

Youll change breh. Never forget.
 

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Since the dawn of time yella hoes been getting weak nikkas sprung like this
Yessir.

You see a lightskinned instahoe with 45,000 followers. I see the very essence of evil. They look straight up demonic after my dealings with them. They actually brought me full circle back to only fckin with brown jawns
 

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Lol damn, it happens to the best of us bruh. I used to simp pretty bad in middle school and my fresh/soph year of high school. Giving hoes answers to homework & shyt thinking I was gonna get some from that
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Finally started to get my shyt together figured it out around the end of my soph year of high school and been :eat:ever since.
I aint with that MTGOW movement sounds gay, but Sandman said it best: females are not machines that you put so many nice quarters into so you can fux. Doesnt work like that broski.
 

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but on the real,

I commend walt for having the guts to share a story of such L proportions

it took a lot of heart for him to share this story

I know how it feels to have simped, and every time you think about it, it's like taking that L all over again :wow:



losses on losses :to:
Aint it though. The hardest part is forgiving yourself. You feel like youve been smutted out financially and emotionally. Thots that are walking home alone after an unsuspecting gangbang knowing theyll ne getting clowned by everybody on the block must feel somehow similar.
 

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Part 1 right ???:lupe: .....what happened next in this simp saga breh :bryan:

I've had a 2 -3 week version of this....chick needed a ride or money every single time I saw or talked to her :snoop:.....only hit once....the azz was phat and she was freak, but I had to shake it off and let her go...cause I could see the trajectory off this situationship wasnt good.

New dance called the Simp Shakeoff......cause you got to snap out of being spellbound
Why you tryna clown op?

You know exactly how it ended:


 

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Yella bone? :jbhmm:

From East Texas? :jbhmm:

And she offered to cook for you? :jbhmm:

Clearly she put the roots on you via her meal she made for you. She's from East Texas, so she probably has family roots in Louisiana. She's probably well versed in Voodoo, and psychologically trapping simps via black magic. Never eat an unacquainted womans food. She put her bodily fluids in there, and had you trapped. That's that psychological simping.
One girl from New Orleans told me if a women puts period blood in a mans food it'll make him lust after whoever the woman who does that ravishly.
 
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