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Rice'N Beckford

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I know it’s hard for a dry dikk loner who calls himself Rice to fathom what I am about to tell you, but, she chose ME. I didn’t ask her for her number, for her to have been “giving it to me to leave her alone”.

You sound like a female :wrist:

...but anyway...

“you nikkas”? :mjpls:

Yes “you nikkas” . My face is in my avi . And You thirsty nikkas like yaself corny nikka “I aint wanna look thirsty” headass:pachaha:.

Yea she chose you. and curved you. How you get chose and still come off as a cornball in a span of 5 texts:bryan:

Dont talk to me bout having a dry dikk when just by this post it comes off that you not used to bytches choosin
 

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Yes “you nikkas” . My face is in my avi . And You thirsty nikkas like yaself corny nikka “I aint wanna look thirsty” headass:pachaha:.

Yea she chose you. and curved you. How you get chose and still come off as a cornball in a span of 5 texts:bryan:


It’s funny when posters still be reeling from previous ethers, so y’all do mental gymnastics to try to find any reason to get ya dignity back :mjlol:

I made this thread as a make believe self-ether. Nothing but jokes. At my expense.

Yet, here comes the femotionally scarred, menstrual brigade, trying to make themselves feel better through Coli daps :laff:

If I was REALLY interested in the chick I wouldn’t have brought up dancing with her big booty friend.

And if I REALLY felt like I screwed up in talking to some chick, there wouldn’t be a thread about it on nobody’s internet.

I clown women. I have tons of them at my disposal. Period. I have so many, that I can afford to be loose like this, and then come to the Coli and make a thread on it. It’s a throw-away. Stay mad, and stay alone, virgin :russ:
 

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She ain't feeling you breh. Don't overthink it. She put her # in your phone because girls need attention and nothing swells a girl's ego like having another orbiter. You dodged a bullet, she was going to waste your time. All the goofy shyt, the emojis and the pointless convo is unnecessary but I give you props for trying to set up a meetup from the jump. Charge it to the game. Second time for the year ? nikka it's almost Febuary a whole month has gone. Get your approaches up and these things won't even register in your head.
 
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Yes, plenty of women give their real number out to you nikkas just so you can get out their face due to the fact that nikkas are crazy and thirsty.

Case and point, your clown ass :umad:

At 2am: “I didnt wanna look thirsty. Teee heee hee” :mjlol:

And she bushed you just like that. S/o to homegirl for dodging a weirdo:ehh:
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Like another poster said it had nothing to do with your texts.

Your texting wasn't even bad. I've sent worse texts and still hit.

Don't put it all on yourself. She either likes you or not. That is all on her.

But it could be possible that she was undecided and then you fukked it up. But I doubt it.

Next time though just be way more laid back and to the point.
 

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It’s funny when posters still be reeling from previous ethers, so y’all do mental gymnastics to try to find any reason to get ya dignity back :mjlol:

I made this thread as a make believe self-ether. Nothing but jokes. At my expense.

Yet, here comes the femotionally scarred, menstrual brigade, trying to make themselves feel better through Coli daps :laff:

If I was REALLY interested in the chick I wouldn’t have brought up dancing with her big booty friend.

And if I REALLY felt like I screwed up in talking to some chick, there wouldn’t be a thread about it on nobody’s internet.

I clown women. I have tons of them at my disposal. Period. I have so many, that I can afford to be loose like this, and then come to the Coli and make a thread on it. It’s a throw-away. Stay mad, and stay alone, virgin :russ:

You brought up you were dancing with her friend but said your cousin wanted to talk to her :snooze:
 

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You talking to her like she's above you.

First of all you mention ya cousin than you like "I wanna shoot my shot but not appear too thirsty".

Does that sound like a confident man?

Just say sup and tell her you wanna meet up and get drinks or coffee son :dahell: :wtf:

OP ain't changing any time soon because this is a mindset and I've seen cats like this too many times and they don't become confident over night.
 

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You texted her about your cousin right off the bat.

Second text your telling her what your cousin should of done.

Next, your telling her you weren't trying to be thirsty but your texting her at 2am asking what they doing.

You failed after that first text.
 
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