My Text Game Is Meatloaf In 2019 Brehs #flbynsck

[god shamgod]

Tryna compare a vibe between females you’re already smashing, and a woman i met an hour prior at the club, means you’re trying too hard. Not to mention, I’m sure the two women you claim to be smashing are Oompa Loompas. Quality matters, and I smash beautiful women. So many, that I play with them. I can bush them. I can joke text them. You’ll never know what this is like. And that’s perfectly fine. But, in the process, you must must must..stay in your lane.

You jeulzing like a mutha fukka

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Hold up, you got coli smilies in your phone?










Anything could have happened in that 2 hours. Something tells me you went on the prowl elsewhere and homegirl isn't dumb.

That’s exactly what I did. It’s what I always do. I meet one, secure it, then on to the next. She was particularly easy because she actually attacked ME. And, honestly, at my level you just don’t care if she likes it or not. Too many women already in my phone and between my sheets to care.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

At 2am: “I didnt wanna look thirsty. Teee heee hee”

Yall killing me in here

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

You definetly got no masculinity in your bones, throwing your cousin under the bus for some ass

We been doing this for years. We p*ssy pumpers, my friend. We’re the two nikkas that walk into the club, the hype b-ball game in the school gym, or pull up on the block- and ALL the hoes is jocking. Thats me and cuz. He knows the game. I’ve been on the receiving end of many a “follow my lead” when it comes to him. Real ones know. Cool out.

 

[STEVE]

The seals the deal LOLLLL

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

We been doing this for years. We p*ssy pumpers, my friend. We’re the two nikkas that walk into the club, the hype b-ball game in the school gym, or pull up on the block- and ALL the hoes is jocking. Thats me and cuz. He knows the game. I’ve been on the receiving end of many a “follow my lead” when it comes to him. Real ones know. Cool out.

nikka just from this post you sound like a clown or a nikka who is not even 21 .

You and your cuz the thirstiest nikkas at every function I can tell. nikka talking bout “I went to scour for more prey” shutup nikka

And you p*ssy for trying to throw your cousin in the convo to aviod the awkawardness nikka.


You p*ssy

 

[KodeBlue]

bytches give suckers numbers too, lol.

Validation is better than sex to women a lot of women.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

We been doing this for years. We p*ssy pumpers, my friend. We’re the two nikkas that walk into the club, the hype b-ball game in the school gym, or pull up on the block- and ALL the hoes is jocking. Thats me and cuz. He knows the game. I’ve been on the receiving end of many a “follow my lead” when it comes to him. Real ones know. Cool out.

This whole post got me

 

[Brolic Scholar]

1. Don’t text a female you’re interested in about another female. That’s goofy af.

2. Texting her about your homie she doesn’t know or trying to hook him up with her friend on the first conversation... nah.

3. Showing a lack of confidence is the first step to failure. Stop telling her what you don’t wanna do.

4. Be direct. Stop all that little girl chatty bs.

5. Be funny and have some personality.

6. Dont text a female back the same night you met her. Let it breathe for at least a day. You seemed too available.

7. Don’t be THAT available. Keep her wanting more.

 

[The Up Right Man]

Should’ve taken Muay Thai

 

[Quasi]

Same boat, chief.. same boat

 

[SheWantTheD]

I was just clowning, hence why I threw out the fact that I danced with her big booty friend, to her. Acting sheepish, pretending like I left her and her friend because I didn’t want to seem too thirsty, I tell them anything. I left them, actually, to get drinks for me and cuz and scour for more prey. She doesn’t need to know that. And I didn’t care what she thought about me saying it. Which is why I said it.

Now, I only made this thread to give some laughs and pretend like there was an issue with my texting but I see that you clowns are really trying to use this thread to degrade somebody lmao, and I’m the one who needs more confidence?

Really wasn't trying to degrade you but believe what you want.

I was just speaking on cats simping on chicks and how they continue to do it.

Walking up to a chick and being like "can you do me the favor of giving me your number so I can possibly take you out to the fanciest dinner in your life?" is some non-confident, she's better than you, doing you a favor type shyt.

You can laugh all you want, but you made up a scenario for... no good reason at all.

 

[Cadillac]

what made you fess up your thirst op?

 

[Software]

"I'm gay"

That was closed curtains right there. I almost died reading that

Why did you keep talking bout your cousin when she said she went home?

You met her that night? Why not just wait a day and then ask her if she wants to kick it?

Trying not to seem thirsty when texting a woman is redundant because if you texting her she knows what you want

You didn't ask her to go back to the crib with you and cuzzo why?

Was she really feeling you OP or were you jocking one of those half naked friend groups of attention whore females that fronts attraction for everyone or curves everyone?

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

smh