My Text Game Is Meatloaf In 2019 Brehs #flbynsck

klutch2381

A Doctor of Love
Supporter
Joined
May 11, 2012
Messages
7,516
Reputation
2,786
Daps
26,944
Reppin
If you think you're lonely now, ohhh girl...
bytches are fickle, stop beating yourself up over your texting and just charge her to the game :manny:
Woman put you into one of three categories more or less immediately after meeting you:
1)yes:noah:
2) eh :manny:
3) no :scusthov:

You were probably an eh, good for some entertainment but nothing to pursue for her. When you made your sexual interest known, she hit the brakes hard. This has nothing to so with your texting. If anything, you saved yourself some time of her stringing you along.


This man knows what he’s talking about.
 

KyokushinKarateMan

Train hard, fight easy
Joined
Jun 16, 2013
Messages
17,455
Reputation
-1,902
Daps
60,121
Reppin
U.S.
T/s said he smashed over 300 females in life :mjlol:

350..and counting... what’s your body count? Can you afford to take funny little stories like this and share them with a message board, due to how success you are in real life? Nah , I didn’t think so either lol.
 

International Playa

Playa with a Passport
Joined
Nov 26, 2012
Messages
12,689
Reputation
2,225
Daps
53,937
Reppin
NULL
Too much Juelzing in here:laff::laff::laff:

yeY60E4.gif
 

KyokushinKarateMan

Train hard, fight easy
Joined
Jun 16, 2013
Messages
17,455
Reputation
-1,902
Daps
60,121
Reppin
U.S.
OP ain't changing any time soon because this is a mindset and I've seen cats like this too many times and they don't become confident over night.

I was just clowning, hence why I threw out the fact that I danced with her big booty friend, to her. Acting sheepish, pretending like I left her and her friend because I didn’t want to seem too thirsty, I tell them anything. I left them, actually, to get drinks for me and cuz and scour for more prey. She doesn’t need to know that. And I didn’t care what she thought about me saying it. Which is why I said it.

Now, I only made this thread to give some laughs and pretend like there was an issue with my texting but I see that you clowns are really trying to use this thread to degrade somebody lmao, and I’m the one who needs more confidence? :laff:
 

International Playa

Playa with a Passport
Joined
Nov 26, 2012
Messages
12,689
Reputation
2,225
Daps
53,937
Reppin
NULL
You texted her about your cousin right off the bat.

Second text your telling her what your cousin should of done.

Next, your telling her you weren't trying to be thirsty but your texting her at 2am asking what they doing.

You failed after that first text.

He was a lame for throwing his cousin under the bus too
 

Serious

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
80,649
Reputation
14,628
Daps
192,145
Reppin
1st Round Playoff Exits
“I aint wanna show the thirst” :snooze:

1. Exchanging numbers wit women at the club is pointless. She gave u her number so u can leave her alone

2. You should have said “hmu if you wanna link up for a drink another day” and just leave it at that
Bam....

If she says no cool....
If says yes you're in there.
Cats need to quit with texting buddy shyt.
 

god shamgod

Veteran
Joined
May 26, 2012
Messages
35,234
Reputation
4,964
Daps
103,678
350..and counting... what’s your body count? Can you afford to take funny little stories like this and share them with a message board, due to how success you are in real life? Nah , I didn’t think so either lol.

I just posted screenshots of 2 chicks I'm smashin at work to show these coli lames aint nothin wrong wit it

5o8t5i.png


259lj14.png


work chick #1

1693plh.png


work chick #2 y'all nikkas lames I got a stronger case for sexual harassment than either of these chicks :umad:

now look at your texts and look at mines,you got curved wit the quickness :mjlol:shut your herb ass up
 

Kyle C. Barker

Migos VERZUZ Mahalia Jackson
Joined
Feb 5, 2015
Messages
28,343
Reputation
9,587
Daps
121,875
Hold up, you got coli smilies in your phone?


:ohhh:




:feedme:







Secondly you exchanged numbers around midnight, then you hit her up at last call? You'd probably be better off with a "hey it's [insert name here] it was cool meeting you tonight" text.


Anything could have happened in that 2 hours. Something tells me you went on the prowl elsewhere and homegirl isn't dumb.


But fukk it, what grown ass man hasn't bombed a text or 2, it happens.

:yeshrug:
 

Serious

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
80,649
Reputation
14,628
Daps
192,145
Reppin
1st Round Playoff Exits
You texted her about your cousin right off the bat.

Second text your telling her what your cousin should of done.

Next, your telling her you weren't trying to be thirsty but your texting her at 2am asking what they doing.

You failed after that first text.
Yep I would have waited until morning. I'm usually busy at night anyways.
 

KyokushinKarateMan

Train hard, fight easy
Joined
Jun 16, 2013
Messages
17,455
Reputation
-1,902
Daps
60,121
Reppin
U.S.
I just posted screenshots of 2 chicks I'm smashin at work to show these coli lames aint nothin wrong wit it



now look at your texts and look at mines,you got curved wit the quickness :mjlol:shut your herb ass up

Tryna compare a vibe between females you’re already smashing, and a woman i met an hour prior at the club, means you’re trying too hard. Not to mention, I’m sure the two women you claim to be smashing are Oompa Loompas. Quality matters, and I smash beautiful women. So many, that I play with them. I can bush them. I can joke text them. You’ll never know what this is like. And that’s perfectly fine. But, in the process, you must must must..stay in your lane.
 
Top