Need help with my social skills (especially with females)

[2stainz]

"Hey, how you doin?"
"Hey, I like your style."
"What are you reading?"
"Are you from around here?"
"Hey, I know you, right?" "Do you go to such-and-such school?"/"Do you know so-and-so?" You look familiar, like I've seen you somewhere..."

"Mmm... That smells delicious/Thats making me hungry. Where'd you get that?"
"Hey, are you (Jamaican, Nigerian, an exotical, a model)? You look beautiful, I mean you really stand out."

you trying to get him thrown in jail

 

[Mass]

I could actually give you some real advice, but i'm afraid it'll get lost in here amongst the ramble.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

i see another chick just chilling walk up and we started dancing and next thing i know we start making out, 20mins in this manly dyke ass lesbian comes out of nowhere and tells me stay away from my girl you punk.

 

[ItWasWritten]

Dat fatherless life

RIP to my pops, Im super fat and can talk and pull some above average looking girls

 

[CinnaSlim]

you trying to get him thrown in jail

Breh you gotta pick the right environment. Pick the right prey. You don't attack when they're already running.

 

[CinnaSlim]

"Hey, how you doin?"
"Hey, I like your style."
"What are you reading?"
"Are you from around here?"
"Hey, I know you, right?" "Do you go to such-and-such school?"/"Do you know so-and-so?" You look familiar, like I've seen you somewhere..."

"Mmm... That smells delicious/Thats making me hungry. Where'd you get that?"
"Hey, are you (Jamaican, Nigerian, an exotical, a model)? You look beautiful, I mean you really stand out."

Don't use the lines all at the same time.

Pick one lol

 

[WeDemBoyz]

I actually think this is a good idea...

i know. that's why i suggested it

 

[Brandeezy]

i went to an edm concert and middle of the set i pulled of my shirt, i saw alot of females eyes widen

when i went to go get a drink there was this PAAG with her man, i seen her around before but when she saw me she started to swag her hips in an exaggerated manner right in front of me and gave me a coy smile

when i went back down to the floor a hispanic left her man and came and danced with me, but my conscious was nagging me and i pushed her ways

a new dj comes out and switches set and i'm there standing by myself, next thing i know a white girl comes up to me and starts holding my hand while her man was right there hugging and feeling her t*ts. i looked at this nikka and gave him you not gonna say shyt look and he was like nah it's cool

i see another chick just chilling walk up and we started dancing and next thing i know we start making out, 20mins in this manly dyke ass lesbian comes out of nowhere and tells me stay away from my girl you punk. i was just like throught the entire time

that night pissed me off so much, i have never had my emotions play with me in such a way

i'm crying

 

[Dolla$]

shyt like this is why im hesitant on leaving my girl. My social skills aint the best. Hate the thought of going through a drought

 

[HoloGraphic]

I've been watching RSD videos on YT, learning so much

 

[AVO]

Ask her how her day is going.

 

[13473]

one of the first things you should mention is that major.

she probably won't even pay attention to half the other stuff you say because she's imagining all those shopping sprees and being a stay at home spouse

she'll probably ask you for your number

 

[GoogleMe]

Next time you go, tell her the mocha was hot but you're even hotter


Or........buy a bag of unground beans and ask her if she can come over and teach you how to grind your beans :mbwow:

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[DrX]

after watching that street harassment video...bytches not want a man to holler, they want too be dikes that have male admirers

 

[Taadow]

I don't know what the fukk i am doing wrong i can't attract a female for the life of me. This engineering undergrad lifestyle is fukking up my social skills

- i'm jacked and ight in the face but i can't pull single females, a majority of the females i catch looking at me already have a man.
-i have problems making or starting small talking with strangers like i can hold a conversation but only if the other person starts it, i have no idea how to start small talk with a completely random person (especially females)
-there's this cute barista at starbucks and i have no idea how to approach her

any help would be greatly appreciated

Son:

The main idea of this is - QUIT BEING A BEEYIYOTCH. Sack the fucc up.

- What good is being "jacked and ight in the face" if you ain't gonna use it?
You know who else does that? Women. The baddest broads be like "nobody ever approaches me..."
Don't be a broad.

- @CinnaSlim gave you some good game. Start small talk about what's going on RIGHT THERE
AT THAT MOMENT. That way, it dosn't sound rehearsed. Broads don't wanna hear some chit that
sounds like you said it to every other chick at the spot. They wanna feel special in the moment.

example: I was at the store the other day, and there was this chick working the register who was aight.
Janet Jackson - "Come Back To Me" comes on over the intercom elevator music. Ol' gurl says "I love this song..."
I say "Yeah - this a top 5 Janet song..." and we start talmbat Janet Jackson music...which gets us into DeBarge...
which gets us into the fact (she brings up) that DeBarge is coming to town in a few weeks. She's thinking of going,
but she won't go unless her brothers go because she doesn't want to go to the venue alone. Boom.

That's how you have a good conversation with someone - they say something, and you say something back based
on what they said. Women are humans, too.

sidebar: nicca - if a brizzoad is letting you touch all on her tizznitties and her man ain't trippin', keep doin' it!

Hell - keep doing it even if he is trippin'! Tell him he needs to check his broad, not you...