Niners hire Chip Kelly as Head Coach

[wire28]

Chip isn't that bad a hire. He is just more stubborn than Andy Reid so that'll suck for y'all. But y'all players will be in top tier shape atleast

 

[wire28]

Kaep, Boldin, Torrey Smith, Hyde, etc. all gone.

I bust out laughing.

Don't do it @Box Factory

How do you preach "Sports Science" and try and hold every player accountable for every little thing that goes into their body/how much sleep you get....yet you look like an overweight Oompa Loompa

Yoooo

 

[calh45]

Just gonna put this here so you understand why this man's mindset ain't good for being in charge of other grown men

Chip Kelly urine-tested his players every day in Philly

FTA: When he was the Eagles coach, his players underwent daily urine tests.

 

[Sauce Dab]

I'm in just for the fukkery alone. I want to see how this plays out. Chip won't be doing all that dictator shyt with Bowman around

 

[pickles]

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:


Good luck 49ers.

That team is going to be now.

Kaepernick definitely getting traded.

 

[itsyoung!!]

What Chip kelly need to do is spend his off season in the bay area or Compton. Chip need to find a way to relate with the black players on the team. All that awkward square shyt isn't gonna cut it as an NFL head coach. He need a little swagger like Pete Carrol or Bill Belichick.

compton is about 500 miles from bay area..

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

compton is about 500 miles from bay area..

Oh really I'm not to familiar with California so forgive my ignorance but yall get my point. The awkward thing with black players need to stop.

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

Idc but I thought the coli would enjoy this lol

 

[Darealtwo1]

I see the dysfunction already....Now they want him to stay

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

On the bright side it can't get worse than Tomsula. That guy was a janitor before becoming head coach.

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

AD. Bet on it. Breh was already popping off on twitter about Chip last week, but deleted it and tweeted this


He also just tweeted this


so maybe he's got the message

until you're forced to wear sleep monitors, practice on off days, drink useless smoothies, and line up in Shot Gun on 1st & Goal

Chip's play calling was on Retard

The QB cannot call audibles (not in his design.. only play book in the league where the QB can't check out of a bad play)

There's no Motions

4 Offensive sets (Shot Gun, Empty, 3 Wide w/ off set back (basically Shotgun), Heavy with unbalanced front)

same 6 six plays out of every set

Quick screen, zone run left & right, Draw, Square In, Dig route, Crossing patterns

shyt I created this same offense on Madden in 07

and thought I was a genius with this tempo cause the opponent couldn't tell is it was a run or pass except after you see the play
3 or 4 times you already know what the shyt is

Smh

 

[Conscious Pilot]

Hope Kaep gets one last shot.The QBS in this draft are garbage .

 

[mozichrome]

There was nowhere to go in college, why not strike out in the nfl again

 

[King Kreole]

until you're forced to wear sleep monitors, practice on off days, drink useless smoothies, and line up in Shot Gun on 1st & Goal

Chip's play calling was on Retard

The QB cannot call audibles (not in his design.. only play book in the league where the QB can't check out of a bad play)

There's no Motions

4 Offensive sets (Shot Gun, Empty, 3 Wide w/ off set back (basically Shotgun), Heavy with unbalanced front)

same 6 six plays out of every set

Quick screen, zone run left & right, Draw, Square In, Dig route, Crossing patterns

shyt I created this same offense on Madden in 07

and thought I was a genius with this tempo cause the opponent couldn't tell is it was a run or pass except after you see the play
3 or 4 times you already know what the shyt is

Smh

thanks for the info

 

[Box Factory]

* patiently awaits Navorro Bowman's release