No longer reformed thot adventures

[Born2BKing]

it hasnt been THAT many but let me drop my son off at school n ill oblige

 

[MammaSaidKnockYouOut]

@MammaSaidKnockYouOut if u think calling me miserable c*nts in my rep is going to hurt my feelings u are sadly mistaken

Did I strike a nerve because you hit me with a neg in a post not even in response to you? It wasn't to hurt you it was in retaliation. You negged me on a truthful post and I negged you on a bull shyt post. In a hypothetical situation like this bull shyt you made up you'd be nothing more than a piece of shyt cheating hoe. "He did it to me" doesn't surfice or excuse whorish actions. What are you 3 years old? Ever heard the phrase two wrongs don't make a right? If you are a legit hoe(which I doubt you are you're just that way because that's your nature, nothing a woman's husband does causes her to be this way or even justifies her actions. I don't care if you're hurt but the fact that you felt he need to let me know tells a lot. Either way you deserve. It for posting this bull shyt ass story for the reason you chose to post it. You should be understanding you deserved to be negged a minute ago but I chose not to do it until you decided it was ok. I'm not the one lying here.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

ok ill tell u bout the very 1st time i ate cat....... i was married to my 1st husband but i had a gf she was a stud, i think i was 20 or 21 maybe, me n my husband had fell out due to his cheating so i had invited her over. this bytch gone tell me im always giving u head i want some head n in my head im like wtf i thought studs didnt like being touched, but i was like fucc it it cant be too bad so ill give it a try. i didnt know the 1st thing about eating pusc so i was like imma do what i like done to me. so i go down n im licking the bytch clit n sucking sticking my fingers in it n errything nthis bytch get to moaning entirely too dayum loud. my lil sister was in the very next room n so she comes knocking on the door talking bout "u know i can hear u right" then she asks who u got in there, so i pretend i aint hear her....nobody knew i fucced with females beside my husband at the time n i aint want it to come out like that so i told my gf she had2go, then i snuck her out the house without nebody seeing her.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i never thought i would ever use the ignore feature but yet i finally did

 

[Govana]

ok ill tell u bout the very 1st time i ate cat....... i was married to my 1st husband but i had a gf she was a stud, i think i was 20 or 21 maybe, me n my husband had fell out due to his cheating so i had invited her over. this bytch gone tell me im always giving u head i want some head n in my head im like wtf i thought studs didnt like being touched, but i was like fucc it it cant be too bad so ill give it a try. i didnt know the 1st thing about eating pusc so i was like imma do what i like done to me. so i go down n im licking the bytch clit n sucking sticking my fingers in it n errything nthis bytch get to moaning entirely too dayum loud. my lil sister was in the very next room n so she comes knocking on the door talking bout "u know i can hear u right" then she asks who u got in there, so i pretend i aint hear her....nobody knew i fucced with females beside my husband at the time n i aint want it to come out like that so i told my gf she had2go, then i snuck her out the house without nebody seeing her.

Not gonna lie. The story started off good, then it got boring

Got anymore?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Not gonna lie. The story started off good, then it got boring

Got anymore?

lol not with me doing the eating no,when i fucc with females its usually studs n like i said most studs dont like to be touched so i dont have much experience in that part of it

 

[Born2BKing]

ok ill tell u bout the very 1st time i ate cat....... i was married to my 1st husband but i had a gf she was a stud, i think i was 20 or 21 maybe, me n my husband had fell out due to his cheating so i had invited her over. this bytch gone tell me im always giving u head i want some head n in my head im like wtf i thought studs didnt like being touched, but i was like fucc it it cant be too bad so ill give it a try. i didnt know the 1st thing about eating pusc so i was like imma do what i like done to me. so i go down n im licking the bytch clit n sucking sticking my fingers in it n errything nthis bytch get to moaning entirely too dayum loud. my lil sister was in the very next room n so she comes knocking on the door talking bout "u know i can hear u right" then she asks who u got in there, so i pretend i aint hear her....nobody knew i fucced with females beside my husband at the time n i aint want it to come out like that so i told my gf she had2go, then i snuck her out the house without nebody seeing her.

How that monkey was tasting though? And could you tell if she busted a nut? I've been a couple threesomes and women seem to know exactly when another woman cums bases on the p*ssy contractions.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

How that monkey was tasting though? And could you tell if she busted a nut? I've been a couple threesomes and women seem to know exactly when another woman cums bases on the p*ssy contractions.

it didnt have a tasty it just weirded me out cuz it was like slimy and i aint know if it was supposed to be that way, i was too new at it to tell

 

[DeuceCypherUno]

 

[MikeBarnes]

u a mess lol

I was a mess when you said you'd see a mexican before a YT man.

This is Jack. I'm finally done lurking. I found P on here earlier. Glad to see I can still keep up with your crazy stories. And seriously, isn't Turtle on here? Why isn't he blowing this thread up?

 

[Pineal Gland]

Honest women
Married women gave me some good memories

 

[MikeBarnes]

Haha, thanks knowledge God.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I was a mess when you said you'd see a mexican before a YT man.

This is Jack. I'm finally done lurking. I found P on here earlier. Glad to see I can still keep up with your crazy stories. And seriously, isn't Turtle on here? Why isn't he blowing this thread up?

awwwwwwwwwww some of the crew is here lurkin n the bushes lol, he's here incognito lol uknow he's shy lol

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

This was the thread of the year

 

[GreenGhxst]

Damn you crazy OP

Need some more fukkery for 2017