Prince Mongo

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I do boyfriend shyt wit bytches I claim I'm fukkin while im fukking them..

I cake on bytches however and whenever the fukk I feel like... If it makes you feel better thinking I do it because I have to :francis: don't fight the feeling.
That's some real wack shyt, my boy, no matter how you choose to frame it. You gotta lie to bytches basically. The next man ain't gotta play with hoes kids, or even let them feel like you have any other intention than fukking. The next man ain't spending no type of money on a bytch

My point being, you can't talk down on nobody. You can't shyt on the next man for having a dry dikk, keeping your dikk in your pants is better than being a wack ass, lying nikka for p*ssy
 

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Worrying if another nikka gets p*ssy or not

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Alotta projecting in this thread:mjlol:

A contest to humble brag how much p*ssy u got to the next man.

Besides the obvious i dont know nor care.
I assume every grown nikka that i fukk wit is getting sex somehow and if not thats that nikka business.
How could you even know unless you living wit him or do everything together on some lil kid shyt.
nikkas in here wit power point presentations and hypothesis about If and when another mans dikk is getting wet.
What would Dame Dash think?

This x10000. It basically shows u over value p*ssy. Its a weak mental space to be in. It might not mean u dont get p*ssy, but it shows u pedestalize it to a degree. I havent made a “hahaha u dont get hoes” joke since like highschool. I dont even clown dudes about that I expect most men over 21 to regularly be getting something cuz p*ssy is not that special. I dont even clown dudes who trick. And if need be ill offer advice if ur dikk is dry or hook up.It aint that hard to get laid if u really try but a grown man should be focused on more than just solely chasing tail.
 

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:jbhmm:Here's the real test: Now I'm not saying everybody who listens to and likes Drake is swimming in p*ssy, but idk I'm looking at you weird if you're not into his music. All women love his music and they play it all the time, and he says a bunch of relatable shyt for men dealing with women. If you've never went "damn" at a Drake lyric before, idk bruh

Negged. :rudy:
 
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Sounds like the thread should be renamed 'what are the telltale signs of a dude who can't get p*ssy'.
That in itself is silly, because unless you're a hermit, horrifyingly ugly to look at, or criminally insane, chances are you'll find at least one girl who's attracted to you. Whether or not you are attracted back or wanna fukk is a different story.
So really, the question here is who can't successfully pick up at least one girl that they want. Another dumb question.
nikkas be worried about this shyt like nop*ssyitis is contagious.
 

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Exactly...

I'm not a cold hearted dude but I'm no simp either. I'll acknowledge the child's presence and might even play with it here and there or let it think of me as its "new daddy" only because nothing in this life is free and if I wanna fukk this young thick ass dime on the regular I gotta do what I gotta do.. With boundaries of course.


Prime example. And I'm not saying this on some bragging/ #HOH shyt this real talk..

I have no problem "helping out" or throwing money at a chick I fukk wit bcuz I'm not a broke nikka but this past Xmas one shawty (single mom) gave me a few gift wrapped gifts for Xmas... And I handed her a crisp twenty dollar bill for Xmas (boundaries).. Wanna know how she responded?

"Thanks babe. The food is almost done and oh by the way I want some (dikk) when you done eating"


So much for single moms only wanting simps to marry them take care of them blah blah blah



...perks my nikka


I wouldnt brag about this:mjlol:
 
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