OFFICIAL: signs you're getting old thread

[Apollo Kid]

When a hangover takes more than 1 day to recover

 

[85 East]

Sore back every day.

 

[valet]

I was at Target the other day and a breh called me "OG"
I felt disrespected

I feel you! I did a comedy video on this yrs back.

 

[king1117]

I got called OG at 29 two years ago on vacation ain’t felt young since

 

[Human Torch]

Perfect timing of this thread lol

Over the weekend was at the playground with my kids and my lady. For years she been swearing she faster than me but we’ve never raced. On the way to the car I saw a field and said fukk it let’s do it.

All 4 of us line up, I even give them an head start. We Prolly running a good 40 yard dash distance

Ready

SET!

GO!


I’m in perfect form, close the gap on her and now I’m moving. Look to my left I past her prolly at about 25 yards.

At 30 I feel a pop

Right hammy said fukk you nikka


Was icing my leg the rest of the weekend. Ordered a leg sleeve and everything


Shut her little shyt down tho

 

[CarltonJunior]

My first old moment happened when I was like 24 and some 18 year olds came to my old job and they went to the same school as me

I was surprised when they said they went there and they asked me what year I graduated, they laughed at me and called me "unc" for the rest of the day

I ain't been the same since and I'm not even 30 yet

 

[Hamsterdam921]

Your favorite athletes getting old and retiring and also their kids making the league

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

The ankles. I can’t go anywhere (happy hour or family gathering) and stand for prolonged periods of time.

Being happy getting to a weight where previously in your 20s, the one me would have consider being fat.

 

[MercuryHayes]

I watched the XXL freshman freestyles and wondered who the fukk all these weird looking 15 yr olds are

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Knee braces are mandatory in workouts now

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

When I completed the old nikka Voltron of vitamins, back pain pads and tums…

 

[Malik1time]

When going to home goods/furniture store to upgrade your crib brings you excitement
I love going to ikea just to walk around and see furniture

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

You’re thinking of callin the cops on a house party across the street on a Friday night because you’re trying to get some sleep.

 

[Malik1time]

Praying for light and happiness for people that have wronged you instead of wishing a mfer would.

This is the realest shyt I’ve read all week…. I have nothing to add to it but only people who went thru shyt understand what you saying

 

[Malik1time]

You’re thinking of callin the cops on a house party across the street on a Friday night because you’re trying to get some sleep.

I can imagine you doing that with your avi face looking out the window