One of the worst things of being an adult is checking the mail

[Abraxus]

Remember when we were kids we got all pumped on the rare occasions we got mail?
Mama would come home like “mail is here for you!”

Me:

Might have some money in it for your bday. If an old person sent it they usually addressed it as Master BmoreGorilla


Nowadays I get pumped when there’s no mail becuz it’s usually some bullshyt

Gas and electrical bill

“You qualify for $50,000...”

Refinance this

“You been sent to collections”

“$40 due in two weeks for that red light you ran”


Some shyt for a nikka that lived there years before you


Childhood was the shyt

Man I’m on the floor! Maybe thread of the year Lmao

 

[NigerianDonDada]

thread is too real

 

[SoulController]

too real

*looks for cardboard vinyl stickin out*

ehh, maybe tomm

*sees flyers/bills/junk mail paired with a catalog too big in there, crumpling the rest of the mail*

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

lol...i don't check my mail because of this. swear it's always some surprise health care bill. like i have health insurance, paid a damn co pay, what the fukk is this extra charge




edit:
how do yall stop the penny savers/junk mail? i asked the mailman about this and they said they can't stop delivering it to me and i can't find anything online about how to opt an address out of it

Stopping Unsolicited Mail, Phone Calls, and Email
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And trust...
As I’m winding down my postal carrier career( start a new position in September)..
Your mail man hates delivering all that stupid shyt..
It’s tedious, antiquated and kills the back..
If we don’t or decide to just throw it away because you asked..
We could get fired and do fed time for unlawful disposal of mail..

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Man I’m on the floor! Maybe thread of the year Lmao

I laugh to keep from crying breh

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Got a summons for a 4 month trial the other day. Never seen one say that shyt right on the summons who has time for that that horseshyt

Damn

 

[IVS]

all my bills electric. The only shyt Im on the look out for is a tax bill from Maryland and Arizona for this year.

Otherwise its just a ton of damn circulars usually, and my student loan payment receipts

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Remember when we were kids we got all pumped on the rare occasions we got mail?
Mama would come home like “mail is here for you!”

Me:

Might have some money in it for your bday. If an old person sent it they usually addressed it as Master BmoreGorilla


Nowadays I get pumped when there’s no mail becuz it’s usually some bullshyt

Gas and electrical bill

“You qualify for $50,000...”

Refinance this

“You been sent to collections”

“$40 due in two weeks for that red light you ran”


Some shyt for a nikka that lived there years before you


Childhood was the shyt

Except when you expecting that check

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Except when you expecting that check

I don’t get any checks in the mail

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

I got that USPS mail alert email thingy, so every morning, around 8am, they send me a preview of the letters and mail I’m getting.

How you do that bruh??

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I don’t get any checks in the mail

oh

 

[BmoreGorilla]

oh

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Only mail me and my GF get in our house is...

Bills
More bills
Grocery store weekly flyers
Banks asking if if we'd like to create an account with them
A bunch of bs junk mail


A month ago I did get some woman's check in the mail for $100 couldn't cash it tho she must've lived at our address years ago before we moved in...Yeah I know I opened that shyt low-key when we get mail from old residents who used to live at our address...we open that shyt with no fukks given .

admit to a federal offense. @Feds

 

[hashmander]

i'm paperless on everything and i have a few recurring payments setup for the bills that have a set amount (e.g., house and car). i'm also enrolled in USPS Informed Delivery so i get an email each morning with a scan of the mail that's coming that day, if any.

 

[Luke Cage]

If they send me my neighbors shyt by mistake that stuff is going in the trash. i don't work for the post office not my responsibility.