Peridot Cares: Step 2 - Securing the Smash

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PeridotPuss said:
Hello again, if you need a refresher on our last session (Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages) go here:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/peridot-cares-step-1-early-stages.357687/

Now, Step 2 - Securing the Smash. Some of you nikkas legit cannot close p*ssy :snoop: :snoop:like yall completion percentage in the red zone like last in the league or some such shyt, like a bytch could lead you to the front door, slide off her sweaty leopard thong, give a nikka the :shaq: and walk inside and instead of following her inside like a gentleman, some nikkas would instead run up on the coli like "#HOH brehs, she tried to make me pick up her drrrrawzz off the ground, i told that bytch, do it herself and go wash her flabby ass, dirty bytch! :damn:" and instead no p*ssy was had that day.
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I had a real hearty laugh at that...........

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If you're having a hard time talking to girls and getting the number, you don't have a good sense of humor... shyt's always helped me

If you have a hard time getting in the guts, you're being awkward in some way... need to make shyt genuine/natural feeling....

Cats worried about having game? come on brehs. Thats like being 40 and still trying to buy your first car
 
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physics1 said:
Seriously?
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Im assuming that's not sarcasm so I'll answer honestly....

I'm dead ass breh. So theres a few spots in the city (513) that I'll go out with my boy to because they got drink specials or whatever and shyt is lit. Imagine me and my dude going out would be like.............. outkast.... a pretty boy type dude who could objectively be called good looking and me as an average dude.
:skip:

Mind you im not out there bagging all dimes and shyt BUT the shyt is just too easy. I have a few drinks before I go out (more of a cost/time saving thing than anything) and when im in the spot im ready. As soon as my dude here's me say "its lit" he knows what time it is.
:obama::whew:

I will strike up a convo with a girl over dumb shyt "yo is that toilet paper on your shoe? LOL" or ANYTHING. I started talking to this girl because she had a Reds tshirt on and then I told her im gonna call her Kamaiyah cause she look like Kimora Lee Simmons and Mariah Carey mixed LMAO... shyt made the convo interesting and genuine.....

One time we're out and im fukking drunk..... like should be impeding my game drunk :ufdup:
I see these two snow bunnies taking a selfie and a dude behind them like watching them take a selfie. So im like yoooooooo - old boy back here wants to get in your selfie, what do you think? they said "ok sure but you have to get in too". As soon as I get in, i start chatting them both up and Chad or whatever his name is just dipped because he couldn't make himself interesting enough to get in the scene. My dude ended up coming over and we were having a great time. Girl I was talking to ended up being engaged (thanks facebook) so that was weird... we were unintentionally wingmanning for our friends.

But at the end of the day If you make a girl laugh a few times its over breh... you have created interest and some glimmer of a connection if nothing else. Dudes think about if they can smash and girls think about if they can chill (be comfortable) around you

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