Peridot Cares: Step 2 - Securing the Smash

[PeridotPuss]

Damn, this thread is the opposite of all I need. Sex is too easy to come by, what about the other more serious stuff

I got to work yesterday and got the bright idea to work in the lounge on the floor where I know this likes to work. She hasn't been in the building long, but since the first day I saw her she makes it a point to say hey now even when I'm not paying attention. Anyway, I took a seat on the sofa with my laptop/headphones on blast and she came to sit in the chair right across from me. So what did I do?




I ignored the shyt out of her.



fukked up in less than a week @PeridotPuss what's your advice for emotionally retarded lesbians?

Remember you only "like" her so much right now because you don't know that much about her yet. The crush from afar only works because you can create so much of who this person may be in your mind.

This may sound stupid - but whenever I am feeling nervous around a crush I think things like reality thoughts lol (his shyt stinks, I bet he overmasturbates, maybe he's a black republican, etc etc) my point is remember how much you DON'T know about her and relax

Talk to everyone you meet as if you already know them.

Wait a week on this girl, just ignore her, then next week be warm and friendly and then get to know her.

But I would be careful with this one, I don't get the best vibes but I think there is def interest/chemistry based upon your posts about her

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Remember you only "like" her so much right now because you don't know that much about her yet. The crush from afar only works because you can create so much of who this person may be in your mind.

This may sound stupid - but whenever I am feeling nervous around a crush I think things like reality thoughts lol (his shyt stinks, I bet he overmasturbates, maybe he's a black republican, etc etc) my point is remember how much you DON'T know about her and relax

Talk to everyone you meet as if you already know them.

Wait a week on this girl, just ignore her, then next week be warm and friendly and then get to know her.

But I would be careful with this one, I don't get the best vibes but I think there is def interest/chemistry based upon your posts about her

The reality thoughts tho

I was doing this and I thought the Coli had fukked up my mental..
I was like she probably got a white boyfriend or a child no curves

I stay talking myself out of caring

But still

Advice duly noted, rep pending

 

[Gold]

This may sound stupid - but whenever I am feeling nervous around a crush I think things like reality thoughts lol (his shyt stinks, I bet he overmasturbates, maybe he's a black republican, etc etc)

Breh: "Hey, can I buy you a dri-"
PeridotPuss: "No thanks, go watch some porn if you're horny. Oh and I bet you voted for Bush













Breh: ..........

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

my point is remember how much you DON'T know about her and relax

Talk to everyone you meet as if you already know them.

Wait a week on this girl, just ignore her, then next week be warm and friendly and then get to know her.

But I would be careful with this one, I don't get the best vibes but I think there is def interest/chemistry based upon your posts about her

@PeridotPuss Had to quote this shyt again because this low key worked.


I followed half of your advice today. The guy who was supposed to do UX testing afternoon on our site didn't show, so I asked the dev guys if they wanted me to try to find someone else. After about five minutes one of them said sure, try to find someone in the commons.

So I go out to where I know she likes to work and she's sitting there, well....working with headphones and I'm in the cut all
But I remembered what you said....sorta (tossed the bit about ignoring her for a week in the bushes) said fukk it and got to plotting.

The founder of my company rushed by me so I decide I'mma play this off, start a convo with him about how the other duded dropped out and we don't have anyone to help right in front of her to make this seem like we're in a dire situation She's not paying attention tho

Then my boss was like, just look around and ask someone who doesn't look busy. I pretend to look around for a hot second then


I slid on over to her on some and asked her if she was busy so of course she was like

At some points she looked likecould be because I was acting sus but then she touched me like I really do want to help tho Long story short, I got her name and found out what company she works for. If she cancels on her tentative appointment with me Fri
If she doesn't, I'm going to offer to buy her whatever she wants for lunch as thanks for her time and expense it Then enjoy my W/E


What did you mean about vibes tho this that red pill stuff you were talking about in the other thread?

 

[PeridotPuss]

@PeridotPuss Had to quote this shyt again because this low key worked.


I followed half of your advice today. The guy who was supposed to do UX testing afternoon on our site didn't show, so I asked the dev guys if they wanted me to try to find someone else. After about five minutes one of them said sure, try to find someone in the commons.

So I go out to where I know she likes to work and she's sitting there, well....working with headphones and I'm in the cut all
But I remembered what you said....sorta (tossed the bit about ignoring her for a week in the bushes) said fukk it and got to plotting.

The founder of my company rushed by me so I decide I'mma play this off, start a convo with him about how the other duded dropped out and we don't have anyone to help right in front of her to make this seem like we're in a dire situation She's not paying attention tho

Then my boss was like, just look around and ask someone who doesn't look busy. I pretend to look around for a hot second then


I slid on over to her on some and asked her if she was busy so of course she was like

At some points she looked likecould be because I was acting sus but then she touched me like I really do want to help tho Long story short, I got her name and found out what company she works for. If she cancels on her tentative appointment with me Fri
If she doesn't, I'm going to offer to buy her whatever she wants for lunch as thanks for her time and expense it Then enjoy my W/E


What did you mean about vibes tho this that red pill stuff you were talking about in the other thread?

I'm glad things worked!!

I still don't really know what redpill means but from personal experience and observation if you're feeling somebody heavy or lowkey heavy before you even know really them you will eventually hold an L.

Its like "playing yourself" but slowmotion train wreck style

I can't call which way your thing gonna go so just keep doing you but im keeping my eyes open.....so should you

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

I'm glad things worked!!

I still don't really know what redpill means but from personal experience and observation if you're feeling somebody heavy or lowkey heavy before you even know really them you will eventually hold an L.

Its like "playing yourself" but slowmotion train wreck style

I can't call which way your thing gonna go so just keep doing you but im keeping my eyes open.....so should you

It's been years but I've been there Truth be told I'm already about it now. It's nice getting carried away with the mystery of someone new for a minute but I've gotten way too cynical to care too much That's my problem, I go from 100 to 0 in a matter of days, then that guard is back up

 

[physics1]

Breh - it's hard to be an outgoing/gregarious personality if you never try to put yourself out of your comfort zone so I can feel that. What I would advise you to do is this: talk to girls and only think of them as sexual beings of the opposite gender like 25% of the time. The rest of the time, how do you talk to someone in an engaging manner? How do you intrigue someone or get to know them to know if they are a scrub/worth the time to get to know? Same way you'd do that with a breh, do it with a girl. Then pepper in some jokes or compliments and you're good (for that cold approach).

If it was all about looks, then there would be no mismatches - baddies with ugly/fat dudes, rich girls with scrubs, straight girls with these ambiguous sexuality dudes, etc. There's a reason why shyt doesn't make sense on the surface and statistically speaking it cant always be money or power.

Whatever most people notice about you that's positive...... use that to help you talk to girls. For me its my sense of humor and wit. For you it could be something very different like fashion sense, interesting hobby, whatever.

I got you breh ..... Imma get you cross that finish line my G

I have never thought of it like that!
Still..I have problems starting a conversation with anybody. I haven't had a actually conversation with a woman since February of 2014.

 

[physics1]

Breh - it's hard to be an outgoing/gregarious personality if you never try to put yourself out of your comfort zone so I can feel that. What I would advise you to do is this: talk to girls and only think of them as sexual beings of the opposite gender like 25% of the time. The rest of the time, how do you talk to someone in an engaging manner? How do you intrigue someone or get to know them to know if they are a scrub/worth the time to get to know? Same way you'd do that with a breh, do it with a girl. Then pepper in some jokes or compliments and you're good (for that cold approach).

If it was all about looks, then there would be no mismatches - baddies with ugly/fat dudes, rich girls with scrubs, straight girls with these ambiguous sexuality dudes, etc. There's a reason why shyt doesn't make sense on the surface and statistically speaking it cant always be money or power.

Whatever most people notice about you that's positive...... use that to help you talk to girls. For me its my sense of humor and wit. For you it could be something very different like fashion sense, interesting hobby, whatever.

I got you breh ..... Imma get you cross that finish line my G

I have never thought of it like that!
Still..I have problems starting a conversation with anybody. I haven't had a actually conversation with a woman since February of 2014.

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

DMV

Ethiopian tho?

 

[LevelUp]

Wonder what became of op. She had some . Cute too.

 

[#1 pick]

Hello again, if you need a refresher on our last session (Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages) go here:

Peridot Cares: Step 1 - Early Stages

Now, Step 2 - Securing the Smash. Some of you nikkas legit cannot close p*ssy like yall completion percentage in the red zone like last in the league or some such shyt, like a bytch could lead you to the front door, slide off her sweaty leopard thong, give a nikka the and walk inside and instead of following her inside like a gentleman, some nikkas would instead run up on the coli like "#HOH brehs, she tried to make me pick up her drrrrawzz off the ground, i told that bytch, do it herself and go wash her flabby ass, dirty bytch! " and instead no p*ssy was had that day.


Moving on. ..tips to close p*ssy:

1. No pre-smash fukkups. Do what you say you're going to do at least for the first 30 days, call when you say you will, etc. bytches hate the anxiety of a lying ass man.Pump faking causes skepticism, skepticism locks up the p*ssy. p*ssy won't feel safe. p*ssy won't open.


2. Be CONFIDENT in your dikk game. Now I know a lot of yall nikkas can't fukk. ...but do your best. Stop beating your dikk till it barely works on gameday, stop using the same sex routine you used on your ex girl. DO NOT ASK HER BODY COUNT.

3. Attempt sex with bytches who are likely to actuallyy accept your dikk the chick that's wondering about you and asking annoying shyt about how you feeling today and shyt, what's on your mind, the simple bird who laughs at your simple jokes. She may not look like your "dream girl" but she's down to fukk and more than likely whoever youre chasing or pining over couldn't care if you burst into flames and lost your liver, so get it together. She not thinking about you and reading your texts like

And your "game" isn't going to unlock that puss.

4. Stop thinking like you slick. I doubt any of you nikkas ever tricked a bytch out her panties like eveeerrrrrr....you recieveth the p*ssy that hath been given. Acting like a swizzling shady ass trickster ass nikka is gonna make her wanna lock up her puss longer to see if you can be trusted. and once she knows you can't, your attempt to smash has now totally been flipped and after that few days/weeks/months of time and money still no p*ssy for you.

That's all for now. And remember, as always, Peridot cares.

Where is my girl Peridot at?

I forgot how easy it is for girls to run this board.

 

[KingsOfKings]

^true. She was cool tho.

 

[Vice Queen]

I miss her

 

[BunchePark]

nikka say "unlock dat puss"

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Damn she seemed funny
Was never around when she posted