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Phil Jackson was brought in by the Pistons to help consult during their coaching search, but apparently he can't let his Piston-inflicted wounds heal.
Jackson has 11 championship rings as a coach but suffered arguably the most embarrassing loss of his coaching career at the hands of the 2004 Pistons, who defeated the star-studded Lakers in five games.
Doing a radio interview with ESPN's Scott Van Pelt and Ryen Russillo on Thursday, Jackson was asked how Shaquille O'Neal would fare if he were placed in Wilt Chamberlain's era.
Jackson proceeded to seemingly take a shot at the Pistons and former coach Larry Brown, insinuating the Pistons flopped against O'Neal during that series and that it led to the Lakers' demise.
"Larry Brown taught guys to go down (flop) on Shaq and that's one of the reasons they won in '04," Jackson said. "He had the center, (Ben) Wallace as the David in that matchup and those (plays) were called as charges."
The series wasn't even as close as the 4-1 ledger indicated, as the Lakers' only win came courtesy of Kobe Bryant saving them in Game 2 with a 3-pointer that sent the game into overtime.
The Pistons blew the Lakers out in two of their four wins, including the clincher, where they led by 27 in the fourth quarter, in big part due to flopping, according to Jackson.
"Shaq would put a shoulder into you and test how close he could get to the basket," said Jackson, who's on a tour promoting his book "Eleven Rings."
O'Neal was one of the few Lakers who had a good series against the Pistons, averaging 26.6 points and 10.8 rebounds on 63 percent shooting.
Bryant took nearly 30 more shots than O'Neal and shot just 38 percent as the Pistons steamrolled Jackson's Lakers, so his comments ring a bit hollow.
Jackson is friends with current Pistons owner Tom Gores, who purchased the team well after they beat the Lakers in 2004. Jackson is involved with the coaching search as an unpaid assistant
From The Detroit News: Pistons consultant Phil Jackson jabs 2003-04 Detroit title team in radio interview | The Detroit News | detroitnews.com