We got a brand new team and a brand new system. Judging how we will do in the season by watching these preseason games. Didn't Shumpert tear it up last preseason then proceeded to play like shyt all year long.I understand being real with the situation were In but Y'all two gotta be the biggest pessimist on #knickstape. don't even give ya squad a chance to perform in the reg season.
And relax we will look much better without sorry ass Felton and lazy ass chandler in the starting lineup.
Are you the type to settle for a 5 at the club instead of going for the dime?
Show some confidence.
I can't speak to how other posters feel... but I'm just not one for undeserved confidence.
During the Regular Season the Knicks got blown out by garbage ass Philly, Charlotte, and Washington....
And before you jump in and tell say that Washington isn't garbage... I'm talking about in 2012-2013, when the Knicks were second in the east, and those teams went a combined 84 - 162.
Last year they caught embarrassing L's to a BUNCH of awful teams. And got blown out by a bunch of "alright" teams... That is the nature of being an ok-to-not-good team in the NBA.
"Where's your confidence".... you have the metaphor wrong. When I see a 5, I know she's a five. I don't feed her drinks and tell everyone she's an 8 n' a half. That's what you do. That's what a lot of people in this thread do.
The Knicks ain't a 10, fam. They are a 5 or a 6 right now. If you wanna fukk around, do it. But don't come to me and tell me "yo the knicks are a dime" - they are not. They're "aight" at best. fukking rootable because you know they have a steady job and there's some consistency. They have good bone structure, and just got a gym membership. That's great. But that ass is always going to be flat, and those ears can't be sweat off. That left eye is always going to be a LITTLE lazy. Not cross eyed, but a little lazy, just enough to notice it. You want to wife them? Fine. Celebrate them? Cherish them? Tell them they can do no wrong? That's your decision. I'll be honest... The bone structure is good, maybe what happens next, the next generation... maybe they can be good looking. A little recessive-genenome luck, hell, they could be true beauties. Blend away some of these life's errors... cuz the world has been hard on them, and some of their best features have faded. The investment could be worth it, long term... and maybe you'll feel validated, then.
But deep down, today... when it's just you and the knicks, and you're looking at them stark naked... when the girdle comes off, and the fake eyelashes get removed, and the makeup smears.... you know they're a 5. So don't front on me when I say so. 5's need love, too. 5's deserve loyalty too. But right now, the knicks are AIGHT... so, hold that. And live with that.
And don't come with weak ass metaphors about "the club" on some teenage loser shyt. I'm an adult set to marry a beautiful woman with a masters degree from an ivy institution, bruh.
She runs marathons, I have flawless hoops technique. Bout to teach every single one of these kids a reverse pivot when they're 3 years old, and have them graduate to counter-moves by the time they're out of their pampers. Kids gonna look like Ben Affleck, play like Kevin McHale, and run the floor like Usain Bolt
I've been scouting my whole life. My evaluation skills are unparalleled. You AND the Knicks should hire me as a consultant. I know how to identify talent and lock it down. I'm marrying-UP. You can't even spot a pair of Spanx at the bar.
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@ melo tryna play like Hobe. Knicks gon flop harder than Papoose album
