Pick 2 to defend you for an hr, while the others attack you…

Which 2 you choosing to protect you?


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i choose a big shovel for my weapon

Then I break into the arena the night before and dig some trenches when no one is looking
Then i turn on all the sprinklers and wait

Next morning I have a little island with a moat
Myself and the hunter get in the center and i put the crocodiles in the water

When the bell rings to start the melee
.. the crocodiles take care of any wolves or rats
And do enough to slow down the lions, tigers, bears, gorillas, etc.
The hunter starts letting off ammunition in every direction
While i wield the shovel at any hawks trying to fly into my air space
If hunter gets off three good shots a minute he can thin out the herd early in the game
And we just use delaying tactics until time expires

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Im dispatching 100 rats to deal with the hunter. The 4 lions will take care of the larger more mobile animals. 9,900 remaining rats will feast on the others:blessed:
 

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I'm raking the rats. They didn't specify what kind, so I'm imagining those damn-near prehistoric ass monstrosities they got in NY and Chicago. :huhldup:

Those things are bigger than a lot of cats out here in Carolina.

My brother once said the rats in Boston were big and aggressive enough to stand paw to paw with cats and I thought he was exxagerating..
 

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50 hawks and 10 crocodiles to defend me. Everything else is getting bodied facts, air and land superiority, the 10,000 rats is an interesting option too.
Only a Tekashi ass ninja is willing to stand with 10,000 rats. :camby:
 

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3 Bears and 1000 Rats..


best option

10k ground soldiers that can go in and out of the ground is insane
-I need them to take out the rifle FIRST by any means.

You would also need muscle, 3 ferocious bears will tear through any flesh.

*Gorrillas are peaceful, they like to avoid violence, they're out. Not too worried about them.
*Lions are warriors but they lose fights to their prey all the time
*Buffalos can't really depend on em, they are hunted not hunters
*Wolves would be formidable enemy, cunning and team work, extremely worried about them
*Hawks, I feel like this is the only fight that I can contribute to...Im killing atleast 10
*Crocs are useless outside of water, they can't do the roll in an arena


in all likelihood, the end result would be death in any scenario but cotdammit it's the most respectable one
 

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If it's 3 Revenant bears then I might go bears and rats. But ultimately you need 3 protectors here. Some kind of rat, rifleman, hawk combo would do it. You have to choose the rifle and rats as those are the two most inevitable aspects here.
 

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Rats and Hunter. If you not picking the rats you don't realize how much 10,000 is. Probably only need 1000 of them tops to stop the other things listed from getting you. And with the hunter assisting them yeah this is light work.
 

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best option

10k ground soldiers that can go in and out of the ground is insane
-I need them to take out the rifle FIRST by any means.

You would also need muscle, 3 ferocious bears will tear through any flesh.

*Gorrillas are peaceful, they like to avoid violence, they're out. Not too worried about them.
*Lions are warriors but they lose fights to their prey all the time
*Buffalos can't really depend on em, they are hunted not hunters
*Wolves would be formidable enemy, cunning and team work, extremely worried about them
*Hawks, I feel like this is the only fight that I can contribute to...Im killing atleast 10
*Crocs are useless outside of water, they can't do the roll in an arena


in all likelihood, the end result would be death in any scenario but cotdammit it's the most respectable one

I wouldnt be so quick there..:patrice:

Some Hawk species have talons big as a grown man's hand..But if OP had said Eagle's then it would be a wrap..those things are huge, and lethal. An Eagle can fly off with a mountain goat :damn:
 

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50 hawks and 10 crocodiles to defend me. Everything else is getting bodied facts, air and land superiority, the 10,000 rats is an interesting option too.
They don't live in the same place so you'd rarely see this matchup but I'm pretty sure a bear would just rip a crocodile's mouth open in two. Like literally snap the jaw off
 
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