Pick 2 to defend you for an hr, while the others attack you…

Which 2 you choosing to protect you?


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Yzak

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All I need is 10,000 rats and 7 brave buffalo. Send the 10,000 rats to deal with the other land animals, that's a massive swarm that can pick all the other animals apart. The buffalo will form up around me as we charge the hunter, many will die but we'll overwhelm and take his rifle.

Then just shoot the hawks as they come
 

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I was going to say 10k rats and hunter but even if I put the Hunter in high ground 50 hawks is making light work of that nikka after he clips a lion

I can hid behind the rats until the hawks devour that cac. I’m assuming it’s cac Hunter yes.
 

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Shout out to the game Dishonored and the rat horde you can summon.


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You really don't want 1 other pro hunter coming for you with a long range rifle on top of all that other shyt.

There's a reason why humans are at the top of the animal kingdom.

10,000 rats, 1 hunter. Best chance is to plant a bunch of traps and try to hold your ground.
 
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Hunter and the rats. Hunters these days have AR-15s so ain't no having to worry about reloading after a shot
 

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the rats are just going to overwhelm everything. does the coli have any perception of how much animal 10,000 rats are?

the only thing they cant touch is the hawks so you pick them second. honestly i think it would be light work to survive with the hawks and rats

Everything is being swallowed up from the ground while simultaneously getting picked at from above

It sounds like torture

The hawks are ripping chunks out of every neck and back they can. The only thing that really worries me is the gators but even then, as long as I get on some high ground I’m good.
 
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Some funny takes in here, but it doesn't matter what you pick here, because you're all going to die :ufdup:
 
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