piss coming out ya dikk all crooked unappreciation thread

[mamba]

I had to get an endoscopy, and when I woke up my pee stream was all fukked up. shyt was shooting out like a spray bottle,pissed all over the hospital toilet, then my dikk farted. Doc said it was normal

Breh, you had to get an endoscopy?

Did it hurt? They had to stick that tube through your penis?

Did you have a male doctor or a female doctor?

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Breh, you had to get an endoscopy?

Did it hurt? They had to stick that tube through your penis?

Did you have a male doctor or a female doctor?

They put me to sleep.

Doc asked me if I wanted to be awake I was like hell naw

There was a little pain and blood in my urine for a couple days, it wasn't too bad though.

 

[ScoopNScore]

And get an infection from your piss dirt ewwww

You gotta admit you walked into that one...or in this case, sat on that one n this coming from someone who initially goes every time I see last post by Yung Yogurt

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

You gotta admit you walked into that one...or in this case, sat on that one n this coming from someone who initially goes every time I see last post by Yung Yogurt

Meh I'm all for witty comebacks but that was

 

[ScoopNScore]

Meh I'm all for witty comebacks but that was

:simms: I'm sure you woulda chuckled a little bit if it wasn't directed to you.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

:simms: I'm sure you woulda chuckled a little bit if it wasn't diracted to you.

Whatever man, that's your sense of humour. I think he comes across like I hurt his feelings.

 

[ScoopNScore]

Whatever man, that's your sense of humour. I think he comes across like I hurt his feelings.

Nah, that's just his posting steez. He likes to switch it up between asking these questions and acting like a homothug who lusts after atletes and rappers and goes HAM on anyone who makes fun of him. He's one of the funnier troll accounts in small doses n/h.

 

[Mr Rager]

Damn brehs we gotta teach these young nikkas how to pee too?

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

That only happens to me when I jerk off

 

[RhodyRum]

That only happens to me when I jerk off

You mean after you choke the chicken, not when, right?









































Right????

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

You mean after you choke the chicken, not when, right?









































Right????

yeah thats what I meant

 

[RhodyRum]

yeah thats what I meant

... Pissing while jerking off would be one major inconvenience lol (except during piss tests )

 

[Robo Squirrel]

5 STARS

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I actually got hella mad last time

 

[mamba]

Damn brehs we gotta teach these young nikkas how to pee too?

Breh, a lot of these young nikkas don't have fathers.

Quiet as it's kept, a lot of young nikkas sit down when they pee these days. That's all they know.