(Poll) You're in jail for 60 years.....Pick your Cell Mate.

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

nothing gay about it.

BREH IT'S A MAN AND A MAN DOING shyt THEY SHOULDN'T. THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF GAY. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT TYPE OF CONTACT WITH ANOTHER MALE. IT IS WRONG AND
to you draws washing, tranny roommate ass boys. You would be called a BOY in there because you're washing another male's clothes. nikkas would live with a chomo, risk getting poked the fukk up for some damn snacks and tv. You'd wash another nikka's draws IN THE FEDS...for $12 a week...IN THE FEDS? LOL nikka do you know how much commissary costs?

 

[Objection]

60 years at any age is almost a death sentence. So I can either wild out and die an early death or try to get my life together

I guess its all praise to Allah

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

How big is the tranny dyck?

 

[feelosofer]

1. I'd chop it up with Supreme Muhammed with no questions asked. First off the Black Muslims are usually a pretty large force in most prisons, not the biggest but usually large enough and respected where as long as you don't start nothing there won't be nothing. Plus Muhammed is probably a little unhinged so when shyt goes down he'd have your back. Even though he can be a little sanctimonious at times, and even hypocritical. I think it would be a fairly quiet cell life, which I would prefer. Plus I need someone who is well read to be a cellmate.

2. While I do have a weakness for hooch, I don't want the drama that comes with befriending child molester. I'm sure he'd be a loyal friend since he has so few, but he's always one bad shank away from being in a bodybag.

3. No thank you. Just because she wears a wig, and has silicone titties doesn't make her a woman. I'd rather find a hidden corner and let one out, when the urges arise.

4. Nothing against Meech but I'm not gonna be anothers man lapdog. Only to finish my bid with a bullet to the head.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

You don't see the huge difference in the 2

It's related to the same shyt. If other brehs hear of you or see you washing draws, you will be looked at like the tranny. nikkas gonna come for you, fam.

 

[Freedman]

You don't see the huge difference in the 2

 

[Neil Tyson]

BREH IT'S A MAN AND A MAN DOING shyt THEY SHOULDN'T. THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF GAY. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT TYPE OF CONTACT WITH ANOTHER MALE. IT IS WRONG AND
to you draws washing, tranny roommate ass boys. You would be called a BOY in there because you're washing another male's clothes. nikkas would live with a chomo, risk getting poked the fukk up for some damn snacks and tv. You'd wash another nikka's draws IN THE FEDS...for $12 a week...IN THE FEDS? LOL nikka do you know how much commissary costs?

So you're gonna remain celibate until you die?

 

[Blackout]

doesn't mean Big Meech isn't.

He is most likely fukking the female guards.

Like my previous post said he could make it so that the female guards let you fukk too.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

So you're gonna remain celibate until you die?

All I have to do is write to a woman with my picture attached to a letter full of game...I'll write 100s of letters to hundreds of women until I build a relationship. You can marry women in prison and get a pass for conjugal visits. I'm about to get married anyway...I'm good on that gay shyt, fam.

 

[Paper Boi]

12.5% of you gay as fukk

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

It's obvious you don't read. The OP says Amiyah Scott down to fukk you at anytime.


Edit: and Amiyah is technically a woman, so her having sex with you doesn't make her gay but straight.

And meech?

 

[Neil Tyson]

All I have to do is write to a woman with my picture attached to a letter full of game...I'll write 100s of letters to hundreds of women until I build a relationship. You can marry women in prison and get a pass for conjugal visits. I'm about to get married anyway...I'm good on that gay shyt, fam.

 

[LEEeveryday]

Tim Weebles will die in prison with those charges, so those benefits won't last

I couldn't share a cell with Amiyah Scott. I'm not trying to fukk it, but others are, and they'll think I'm a threat. And even if they don't, I don't really wanna be in a shytty cell smelling like even more ass and cum...nah son..

Supreme Muhhamed Jamal Akbar. ...but i don't believe in religion...so all that indoctrination would drive me crazy.


I can't be no butler for BIG MEECH....but i'm pretty lucky so that escape might be successful...


I'm conflicted....

 

[Blackout]

And meech?

Meech fukking the female guards and can get them to let you fukk them.

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Meech fukking the female guards and can get them to let you fukk them.

Them female guards got dudes on the outside? Fukk it, I'm just going celibate.