Porch Pirate tries to drive off and gets stuck in the snow

[SheWantTheD]

Biggest L of 2021 so far

"Want me to get you a shovel?"

 

[intruder]

Why is the home owner backing up? A thief i catch comes in my direction is getting shot before i ever retreat.

 

[SheWantTheD]

It was an African breh too heard his accent when he said "I'm very sorry"

 

[invalid]

Is he African?

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Ok... That wasn't one of us

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[intruder]

@ him saying "Please i'm sorry" at the 2:29 and 3:05 minute mark

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

It was an African breh too heard his accent when he said "I'm very sorry"

Is he African?

Same type of scamming ass nikka who would be on here saying we need to vote for Biden or we ain't shyt








"I'M JUST A BEETCH ASS NEEGA"

 

[blockburna420]

That's how meek mill look


This some Canada shyt i bet

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Why all thieving ass nikkas got that same type of loose run? Like the thief Santa in Friday! nikkas run like the Grinch when they up to fukkkery!!

 

[CHICAGO]

ALL THESE CRIMINALS
WEARING SKINNY ATTIRE WILL
NEVER NOT AMAZE ME.



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[Actually6Foot3]

"call the cops!!"

What's the number?




bytch I'm glad he didn't steal the package. That was the divorce papers I'm serving your stupid ass.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

MF look like Tyrone Biggums

 

[Luke Cage]

crazy thing about these porch pirates i don't get is, you don't even know what you stealing.
If they had stolen from me the last few things they would've gotten would've been a Pan African Flag, a miniature Christmas tree, a keyboard for a pc. what is a jackpot in their opinion, they hoping the new iphone or ps5 came in the mail?

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

@getmoney310cpt get yo peoples


nikka I would have said fukk that $1,200 Toyota and took off