Porch Pirate tries to drive off and gets stuck in the snow

[Lord_nikon]

that boy about to get deported out of Canada

 

[Jahbarri]

that boy about to get deported out of Canada

Over a failed package theft . Biggest L of 2021

 

[Contrefaire]

crazy thing about these porch pirates i don't get is, you don't even know what you stealing.
If they had stolen from me the last few things they would've gotten would've been a Pan African Flag, a miniature Christmas tree, a keyboard for a pc. what is a jackpot in their opinion, they hoping the new iphone or ps5 came in the mail?

It's a numbers game. Same thing with those youtubers who buy $800 pallets full of miscellaneous bullshyt hoping to maybe luck out and get some Le Cruset cookware. But at the end of the day, free shyt is free shyt and if you spend a few hours a week hitting a dozen or so houses you're bound to run into something you consider worth the trouble. Even the keyboard or the mini tree could be useful or be sold, no matter how cheaply because it's all profit when the shyt you're selling was free.

 

[lespaulultra3]

It's a numbers game. Same thing with those youtubers who buy $800 pallets full of miscellaneous bullshyt hoping to maybe luck out and get some Le Cruset cookware. But at the end of the day, free shyt is free shyt and if you spend a few hours a week hitting a dozen or so houses you're bound to run into something you consider worth the trouble. Even the keyboard or the mini tree could be useful or be sold, no matter how cheaply because it's all profit when the shyt you're selling was free.

Still though, the level of risk is too great. At least where I'm at in Texas. Damn near everybody is strapped down here. I couldn't imagine risking my life for a phone charger.

 

[Absolut]

I hate fukking thieves. fukk that piece of shyt. People work hard as fukk and endure all kinds of bullshyt to make a living, and you got bums like this who decide to steal it away. If he got killed I wouldn't even care.

That’s where I stand anymore. fukk these losers.

 

[NYChase718]

 

[Contrefaire]

Still though, the level of risk is too great. At least where I'm at in Texas. Damn near everybody is strapped down here. I couldn't imagine risking my life for a phone charger.

Yeah, but you gotta look at it from their perspective. They're robbing porches not people so it's still relatively low risk since and packages get stolen every day without notice and rarely any violence or even immediate repercussions like this. Knowing that, like I said, anything they steal is a come-up. Watch some of those bait package videos with cameras and mics attached to em. A lot of these thieves are lowkey kleptos who just like the idea of "free shyt" period.

 

[kaldurahm]

I watched this 3 times, died laughing each time. Internet classic.

 

[Art Barr]

nikka put 100 miles on his car trying to get out dat snow

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Still though, the level of risk is too great. At least where I'm at in Texas. Damn near everybody is strapped down here. I couldn't imagine risking my life for a phone charger.

He only trying that in tha sauga, cause it is the sauga.

Duke would be dead if that was anywhere but tha sauga.


Art Barr

 

[FaTaL]

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Dude Giving Him Tips On How To Get Out lol

Canada Is Wild lol

 

[Trajan]

L of the year so far


Lmao at when he finally gave up and just sat in the car waiting for police like ... After shovelling snow with his bare hands amd forearm

 

[skokiaan]

that been my crib, police wouldn't have been called. Looking out the window like right before I lace up my timbs.

Why all thieving ass nikkas got that same type of loose run? Like the thief Santa in Friday! nikkas run like the Grinch when they up to fukkkery!!

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Package prolly had some herbal tea, a self help book, and a pack of 3 white Ts