Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[Blackout]

Easiest p*ssy I ever got was this one day bout 20 years ago. So I'm just chilling, right? Minding my own business..so suddenly I feel a hot flash and a rush, I'm like wtf?? Didn't really pay attention to it until it kept happening over and over: long story short.. I'm looking up at some pink man and he says he's my dad

I'm like cmon buddy, you really think umma fall for that?

He's like you're my first daughter...

I'm like bruh...who this cracka be?

Anyways that's the day I remember I was born with a vag.

Making me superior, attractive, and entitled to the finest things in life.

Easiest p*ssy I ever got ...was given to me for free

 

[MewTwo]

but how did these chicks look, breh?

Exactly....

 

[RiffRaff]

I missed out on a lot of opportunistic very easy puss in HS, just because the idea of a girl coming on so strong so quickly was foreign to me

However in college I definitely have my share of stories where I would meet a girl at a kickback and within that same hour have her bent over in a bathroom, car, or someone else's bedroom

It got to the point where I quickly lost interest if I couldn't smash a chick on the first night.

 

[meth68]

post your stories...


white chicks?

you think a white chick would cook me chicken and rice at 3am? They were Colombian

 

[Water]

Do STDs not scare you guys?? I dont think i could just hook up with a random like that

 

[Sane]

Never been burnt in my life and the pull out game is incredible.

Just because your haven't caught anything so far doesn't mean it wont happen in the future.
All it takes is one mishap and you'll be paying for it.

 

[RAX 010]

I never Bragg how real I keep it
Cause its the best secret
--Nas

 

[Brandon M.]

this thread should really be called ducktales 101

 

[FluffyCorleone]

Just because your haven't caught anything so far doesn't mean it wont happen in the future.
All it takes is one mishap and you'll be paying for it.

Do STDs not scare you guys?? I dont think i could just hook up with a random like that

The stories are fake and are for entertainment purposes.

 

[Warren Moon]

The stories are fake and are for entertainment purposes.

You just live a totally different life

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Was in line at a music store and the person ahead of me was getting cussed out by the cashier chick. After homeboy left, I moved up and opened with "Damn...someone needs a spanking". Girl looked at me and went from pissed to smiling, jotted down her number and told me to call her later.
Called her at 6 that evening, met up with her at her place, talked for like 5 minutes and she jumped on me.
I beat the brakes off that ass with dikk and fist and she loved it. 4-hour sessions on a regular basis at her place and mine.
Lovin her was an experience.
Think I stayed in rotation with her for about a year.
But as usual with those types, she was crazy.
Got upset one day because I forgot her birthday and started downing handfuls of aspirin in my car.
I stopped in the middle of traffic, opened the passenger door and pushed her out.
Rolled out and lost her number after that.
Moved from that state shortly afterwards.
But the ass was fan-tas-tic!! She taught me some stuff...wow.
Her head game>>>>>
Haven't met anyone her equal yet in the 17 years since she exited my car and my life...lol.

EDIT: Photos added

Spoiler

 

[FluffyCorleone]

You just live a totally different life

I would believe these stories if the women y'all fukking were average/ugly. I just can't picture a big booty lightskin dime walking up to a man and being sexually aggressive like that.

 

[RiffRaff]

Was in line at a music store and the person ahead of me was getting cussed out by the cashier chick. After homeboy left, I moved up and opened with "Damn...someone needs a spanking". Girl looked at me and went from pissed to smiling, jotted down her number and told me to call her later.
Called her at 6 that evening, met up with her at her place, talked for like 5 minutes and she jumped on me.
I beat the brakes off that ass with dikk and fist and she loved it. 4-hour sessions on a regular basis at her place and mine.
Lovin her was an experience.
Think I stayed in rotation with her for about a year.
But as usual with those types, she was crazy.
Got upset one day because I forgot her birthday and started downing handfuls of aspirin in my car.
I stopped in the middle of traffic, opened the passenger door and pushed her out.
Rolled out and lost her number after that.
Moved from that state shortly afterwards.
But the ass was fan-tas-tic!! She taught me some stuff...wow.
Haven't met anyone her equal yet in the 17 years since she exited my car and my life...lol.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I would believe these stories if the women y'all fukking were average/ugly. I just can't picture a big booty lightskin dime walking up to a man and being sexually aggressive like that.

Oh, I didn't mention that mine was very VERY average.
Let me find a pic of her...
I'll put it in the original post I made up above.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

What...you expected me to take a rap for some crazy suicidal sexbot's death?
Least I put her out in the far right lane near the curb....