On my life...
Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got
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On my life...
Koapa
Superstar
Undergrad PV: Straight up told this chick that was working at deli at WalMart, Damn ma you look good, you should come over to my place tonight. Chick said okay. I got her name and number. I was a senior and she was a sophomore. Chick came over and dikked this girl down something serious. You could see she had a body in her work outfit but outside of work she was bad. DAMN I miss those undergrad years.
Post undergrad: Went out to club with the fellows. Two of my homeys pulled two fine azz PAWGs. The plan was for them to go to one of their house to fukk. I had to go by his house anyway to get my gym bag and then burn. Well, when I arrived both of the chicks were there and the other homeboy hadn’t made it yet. My homeboy said keep her occupied while I smash her friend. Me and ole girl was chilling on the couch talking then maybe about 20 minutes later, we in the other room fukking. My homeboy that was smashing the other chick walks in. She starts sucking on him while I was smashing from the back. Her friend walks in and kinda starts tripping but then she joined. Meanwhile the dude who was supposed to be there was outside knocking on the door. We didn’t answer so he eventually left. This dude still to this day holds a grudge about that night. What a fukking night.
Post undergrad: Went out to club with the fellows. Two of my homeys pulled two fine azz PAWGs. The plan was for them to go to one of their house to fukk. I had to go by his house anyway to get my gym bag and then burn. Well, when I arrived both of the chicks were there and the other homeboy hadn’t made it yet. My homeboy said keep her occupied while I smash her friend. Me and ole girl was chilling on the couch talking then maybe about 20 minutes later, we in the other room fukking. My homeboy that was smashing the other chick walks in. She starts sucking on him while I was smashing from the back. Her friend walks in and kinda starts tripping but then she joined. Meanwhile the dude who was supposed to be there was outside knocking on the door. We didn’t answer so he eventually left. This dude still to this day holds a grudge about that night. What a fukking night.
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street heat
merchant of death
A couple of months ago I was at a bar in North dallas. I went to the bathroom then as I was headed back to the stage area where a band was playing and some older woman stopped me and said she had been waiting to talk to me. She said she thought I was cute blah blah... we chatted for 5 mins or so and she said she wanted to suck my dikk. So we went to my car and sure enough she kept to her word. Then she was like now I wanna fukk. Went back to my place since she had kids at home and did the deed.
One time in college me and some friends were headed home from a party, and a truck with 3 chicks pulled up next to us at a red light. We motioned for them to follow us and they did. We were all fukkin within 15 minutes. They weren't very attractive but hey
One time in college me and some friends were headed home from a party, and a truck with 3 chicks pulled up next to us at a red light. We motioned for them to follow us and they did. We were all fukkin within 15 minutes. They weren't very attractive but hey
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Older chick I met at Target.
I was just walking down the aisle when she stopped me "Excuse me, but you look like a tall, strong man.Would you mind reaching up and grabbing that fan off the top shelf for me?"
Reached up, grabbed it....She thanked me for it, but then hit me with "I'm making dinner around 5, you're free to come over if you want"
She actually had a sexy body.Wore too much make up, but she was thick.She had a small waist and about a 48 inch ass.
Long story short, I was balls deep in cougar p*ssy by 7pm that night.I strapped up, but she had some gushy ushy on her.Ex stripper, limber------The doggy style visuals almost made me faint.I hit that shyt for about 6 months before we just sorta drifted away.
You, good sir, are HERO status!!
It'd amazing what nikkas do they ppls over puss. Yall should've let homey in at least and took turns or something. I would've ended the friendship over that that's once in a lifetime shyt for nikkas
bytches nah, they can get trained any day any time.
Koapa
Superstar
We were in the middle of smashing when he was knocking on the door. Adding him to the mix wouldve made it too many dikks in the room. We joke about it til today. It wasn't serious.
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Yup, same here.
The few times I had girlfriends it was after too much long hard work.
So when I landed a dime, I married her.
Game over.
letti cook
Superstar
I was smoking on my balcony with my door open. My neighbor came outside and heard the Always Sunny in Philadelphia music from my tv and started talking bout how she love the show. She told me if I ever wanted to come watch it with her let her know and went back into her apartment. Bout a minute later she comes back, flashes a bag of weed and is like "whasup?' . I go over, she puts on Always Sunny and rolls a blunt. She passes it to me and before I can light it she was pulling out my dikk. What made it even more 
was I was in the middle of the longest, most soul burning slow drought of my life
AND I was about 2 weeks into no fap. I damn near broke that girl in two.
was I was in the middle of the longest, most soul burning slow drought of my life AND I was about 2 weeks into no fap. I damn near broke that girl in two.Ima add more....
I was in tech school and this dude we called snow(cause he snorted coke) was like its some bytches on the eastside lets ride. me him and my homie "b" hop in and we get there and its 3 ratchets on the porch clucking and what not. so we get out and everybody talking. I started to get impatient so I was like y'all gone ride with us or what? first thing out 2 of the girls mouths was we ain't fukking so y'all can forget that. I'm all like nah we ain't trying to fukk we trying to get to know y'all better. so they agreed, and as soon as we get in the car my boy b ask me where we going. str8 up I said to a hotel and looked right at one of the chicks. neither of them said anything. so we get in the hotel and its bullshyt as usual. snow was wrestling with one chick and b was watching TV. I can tell off top the chick snow was ducking with wasn't giving up no p*ssy, so I asked the other to walk to the store to get some cigarettes and she was down. I went str8 to the desk and paid for a room. after I beat the puss up for about 30 min, b called asking where the tuck we at and that snow and the other chick fell asleep (I knew she wasn't gone fukk). so I'm like across hotel opening (it was a big ass field in the middle of the telly wit 4 of the biggest dogs just roaming around--yea it confused me too I think they was the Tel owners). Anyway marc runs to the room and I slipped out to smoke one. he beat it down for about 10 mins and comes outside. we was laughing wondering if she knew we switched on her.... we left they ass there too...
Then A couple of weeks later she called my boy tellin us to come scoop her. he was like y'all be bullshyttin. olé gul was like you and ya homeboy both know I don't bullshyt....needless to say we ran trains on her on a regular for about 5 months, bringing different dudes through every time.... if she married now I feel sorry for her husband
I was in tech school and this dude we called snow(cause he snorted coke) was like its some bytches on the eastside lets ride. me him and my homie "b" hop in and we get there and its 3 ratchets on the porch clucking and what not. so we get out and everybody talking. I started to get impatient so I was like y'all gone ride with us or what? first thing out 2 of the girls mouths was we ain't fukking so y'all can forget that. I'm all like nah we ain't trying to fukk we trying to get to know y'all better. so they agreed, and as soon as we get in the car my boy b ask me where we going. str8 up I said to a hotel and looked right at one of the chicks. neither of them said anything. so we get in the hotel and its bullshyt as usual. snow was wrestling with one chick and b was watching TV. I can tell off top the chick snow was ducking with wasn't giving up no p*ssy, so I asked the other to walk to the store to get some cigarettes and she was down. I went str8 to the desk and paid for a room. after I beat the puss up for about 30 min, b called asking where the tuck we at and that snow and the other chick fell asleep (I knew she wasn't gone fukk). so I'm like across hotel opening (it was a big ass field in the middle of the telly wit 4 of the biggest dogs just roaming around--yea it confused me too I think they was the Tel owners). Anyway marc runs to the room and I slipped out to smoke one. he beat it down for about 10 mins and comes outside. we was laughing wondering if she knew we switched on her.... we left they ass there too...
Then A couple of weeks later she called my boy tellin us to come scoop her. he was like y'all be bullshyttin. olé gul was like you and ya homeboy both know I don't bullshyt....needless to say we ran trains on her on a regular for about 5 months, bringing different dudes through every time.... if she married now I feel sorry for her husband
Scotch Hall
All Star
breh im feelin the fukk out of that sweater, where did u cop that?
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
i literally went to this bytch house one time in 10th grade to 11th grade summer, and asked her to take her panties off after we made out for like 4 minutes. ate her out, fingered her, hit her raw like 3 positions, then dipped 
. and it was all from her just hitting me up on facebook like 2 times lol
. and it was all from her just hitting me up on facebook like 2 times lol
BrownSound
Pro
this bytch i hooked up with on facebook randomly mssged me and i didnt know her like that but we had mutual friends and we had a lil convo and she said she thought i was cute so i asked her what shes doing later on that night and she said nothing so i asked if i could come over and chill and she said ya so i go to her place and this the first time i ever met the bytch so we go chill on the couch and we start talking for like 5 minutes next thing i know we're making out and then we just start fukking I barely met the bytch not even 10 minutes ago and shes giving it up and it wasnt like she was drunk or anything but i fukked with her for like 3 more days than broke it off cuz she is easily the craziest bytch i ever met i realized she was a gold digger and a month later tried to pin her pregnancy on me and i find out the bytch was never even pregnant
moral of the story: dont fukk a bytch u dont know from facebook who is willing to give u the p*ssy in under 10 minutes yalll first meet
moral of the story: dont fukk a bytch u dont know from facebook who is willing to give u the p*ssy in under 10 minutes yalll first meet
