Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

no ducktales

one night while i was in the middle of playing a gig and i stepped outside to speak to my other musician friend i had played with earlier that week. in his car, he had three different women. somewhere in the middle of our brief, two minute conversation, he stopped and said "that girl wants to fukk you". and, in maybe less than an hour, i did. the gig i was playing ended like 10 minutes after i spoke to him, the girl came in and waited for me to handle my post gig business, then we both went back to my place. this is probably the easiest i've experience in recent times but playing music makes it easier. i'd say every time i've had the opportunity, it's usually been easy. getting laid shouldn't be hard. if it is, you're probably getting at the wrong person. i'm not going to act like she was super fine but she was fine enough for me...

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Some of the easiest p*ssy I ever got was high school and college parties. I have hella stories but I'll just tell one from each.



1. In high school I borrowed this girls pen, she asked for it back and I was playing with her like nah I'm keeping it (it was some extra feminine pen with pink fur on top). She says "It's my favorite pen...I'll do anything to get it back!" I said anything?Let me hit thatand to my surprise she wasn't bullshyting and I fukked that day after school. I literally never said more than let me borrow a pen all semester but I found out after the fact she heard rumors about me and wanted to know if they were true. p*ssy was trash, super wet but super loose. Super freak tho, I passed her on to all my homies.



2. In college at a party I was obliterated off keg beer, jungle juice and random shots of white and brown liquor. When I get drunk I turn into a caveman savage saying the most outrageous shyt but somehow it usually works out. I see a pack of girls outside and yell "HEY YO bytch!!!" to no one in particular and this broad turned around like who you calling a bytch?
Come over here bytch....she came over started arguing with me and it got really heated, getting in my face causing a scene. we're cussing each other out and I just grabbed her and kissed her. I guess all that anger brought out the passion in her, we just kept making out real passionate and made our way to someone's room and fukked like animals. I learned that night if a girl wants to fukk it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you make it clear you want her too.

 

[MewTwo]

Some of the easiest p*ssy I ever got was high school and college parties. I have hella stories but I'll just tell one from each.



1. In high school I borrowed this girls pen, she asked for it back and I was playing with her like nah I'm keeping it (it was some extra feminine pen with pink fur on top). She says "It's my favorite pen...I'll do anything to get it back!" I said anything?Let me hit thatand to my surprise she wasn't bullshyting and I fukked that day after school. I literally never said more than let me borrow a pen all semester but I found out after the fact she heard rumors about me and wanted to know if they were true. p*ssy was trash, super wet but super loose. Super freak tho, I passed her on to all my homies.

Sounds like one of those ridiculous over-the-top plots you see in porn movies.

2. In college at a party I was obliterated off keg beer, jungle juice and random shots of white and brown liquor. When I get drunk I turn into a caveman savage saying the most outrageous shyt but somehow it usually works out. I see a pack of girls outside and yell "HEY YO bytch!!!" to no one in particular and this broad turned around like who you calling a bytch?
Come over here bytch....she came over started arguing with me and it got really heated, getting in my face causing a scene. we're cussing each other out and I just grabbed her and kissed her. I guess all that anger brought out the passion in her, we just kept making out real passionate and made our way to someone's room and fukked like animals. I learned that night if a girl wants to fukk it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you make it clear you want her too.

Right.....

You have a future career in fiction writing though.

 

[King Poetic]

College party..

So my boy invited me to this house party of this dude we played basketball with all the time..my boy and the dudes all was dating white chicks... so I wasn't doing anything that night,so I went and we was just hanging out and the dude we played basketball with girl was coming on to me, so later that night we was leaving and she said would u like to stopped by her crib that she stay with her roommate.. so I stopped by and while I was sitting on her couch her dude knocked on the door and wanted to fukk, so she said she was tired and going to bed and dude was crying to get in the house..

We ended fukking in her bed next to her roommate who was sleep...

All it took that night was just dancing with the broad...

I for those college years back.. white girls was loose and simple to bang without even saying a word

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Sounds like one of those ridiculous over-the-top plots you see in porn movies.



Right.....

You have a future career in fiction writing though.

You must have never gotten easy p*ssy before

 

[killacal]

@ghaleon is such a miserable no p*ssy getting ho...fukk out the thread ho

Just look at his avi

 

[MewTwo]

You must have never gotten easy p*ssy before

@ghaleon is such a miserable no p*ssy getting ho...fukk out the thread ho

Just look at his avi

Nah just being real young homie.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Nah just being real young homie.

You must have one sad reality if you've never gotten easy p*ssy. I know our stories may sound unbelievable to someone whose never done it before, but maybe if you stopped watching so much porn and tried having sex with actual women you'd realize p*ssy is easy to get and have some stories to add on instead.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

I actually believe all yall stories for once ...me on the other hand i dnt have any stories cus im still a virgin

 

[MikelArteta]

Every puzzy I ever got was easy.

Never asked never played games never went through hoops.

 

[Mass]

Actually I have a few stories

I just feel like easy means nikkas was in it in less than a hour but yall talking days n such

I hit a chick up on tagged and just went in from the first convo, basically bragged on my stroke game, and ended up hitting it later on that night. She was average at best tho looks wise. That head was wild tho.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Older chick I met at Target.

I was just walking down the aisle when she stopped me "Excuse me, but you look like a tall, strong man.Would you mind reaching up and grabbing that fan off the top shelf for me?"

Reached up, grabbed it....She thanked me for it, but then hit me with "I'm making dinner around 5, you're free to come over if you want"

She actually had a sexy body.Wore too much make up, but she was thick.She had a small waist and about a 48 inch ass.


Long story short, I was balls deep in cougar p*ssy by 7pm that night.I strapped up, but she had some gushy ushy on her.Ex stripper, limber------The doggy style visuals almost made me faint.I hit that shyt for about 6 months before we just sorta drifted away.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

So many stories when I was a youngin.
Now that I'm status it's been hard lately.

 

[L&HH]

Easiest I don't even really remember. One minute I was playing kings with 2 other homies and 4 bytches next minute Im in this bytches bed playing with her p*ssy . [the events took place over the course of about 4 hours or so]

EDIT: Nope this was the 2nd easiest. Just because at least we were doing some kind of activity together prior and there was some flirting involved. Easiest, I never even said a word to, house party we saw each other in a hallway and just started making out. Took her to the bathroom 30sec later

the third easiest might be this chick Im dealing with now. Ive never met her in person, bagged her off fb. I just text the joint randomly out the blue going on for a month. Last week she asked me where I stayed because she was interested in giving me a taste, I wasn't home . Im too busy handling a bunch of other shyt right now so idk when or if that'll ever happen

 

[Supreme HD]

I was in Japan. I saw a Japanese girl crying so I walked up to her, wiped her tears with my fingers. She couldn't speak English but she threw up her hand and called for a taxi......I went raw

Bullshyt lol