Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*you will develop a furry fetish
* you will spend all your money to attend furry themed orgy parties
*you will will be filmed unbeknownst to you attending a furry orgy for a HBO special
* your family will see you having sex with the Duke Blue Devil masot
* In a fit of shame you will forever leave America and move to Tokyo
*you will create a theme park for sex craved furries
*while tossing a Wolf themed furry's salad you will choke on a fur ball and die
*you will be buried in your Yogi Bear furry costume

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*Feb 2014 you will win $32,000 off a scratch-off
*You will use that money to open up a restaurant
*the restaurant won't serve food but instead allow customers to bring in their own food and have 5star chefs cook it
*it will become famous

 

[Captain Crunch]

 

[yo moms]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*nervous smile*

So uh....whatchu see in my future, doc?

* November 2014, you will meet a male Coli poster in real life
*you will be slipped a molly in a drink by him and kidnapped
*he will smuggle you to Uzbekistan and force you into sex work
*Attempts to rescue you will fail, until...
*Liam Neeson, just so happens to travel there to scout for his upcoming movie
*he will escape with you and you 2 will fall in love and marry
*the day of your wedding you will be stabbed by a drunken and deranged Miley Cyrus who has been stalking Liam and jealous of you
***** will assume your identity and no one will even know

 

[NubianVitruvian]

will I get a job soon? k thanks

 

[ZRO]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*Aug 2013- you will fly to Dallas, TX (having told your husband you had a conference to attend for work)
*You will come stay with me and assume every position imaginable as we reunite after years from or last encounter
*You will have an orgasm so intense that you will fall into a coma
*you will travel to an alternative world where time does not exist
*you will feel every emotion at once
*you will experience joys that can not exist in this normal world
*when you come to and it is time for you to go home you will dread it
*your husband will arrive at the airport to pick you up and you will look at him like
*for the rest of your life you will dream of me and wet your panties at the slightest whim
*and as usual that bum husband of yours won't find your G-spot

 

[MMS]

during a low moment in your life you become a porn actress
- you will transition to mainstream and be in the biggest Tyler Perry movie of all time
- Tyler Perry will ask you to marry him and you will accept
- the night of your honey moon yout will walk in on him getting his back blown out by Tony Danza
- To keep your mouth shut he will allow you to, Star, Direct, Produce and write his next film
-You will make a movie about slaves who make a time machine and plan to travel in the past to prevent slavery---but instead go to the future and end up working at a Cracker Barrel restaurant
-it will have the largest budget off all time
-Tyler will go broke, divorce you and move in with tony danza
-you will move to South Carolina and sell fish plates outside strip clubs

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

* November 2014, you will meet a male Coli poster in real life
*you will be slipped a molly in a drink by him and kidnapped
*he will smuggle you to Uzbekistan and force you into sex work
*Attempts to rescue you will fail, until...
*Liam Neeson, just so happens to travel there to scout for his upcoming movie
*he will escape with you and you 2 will fall in love and marry
*the day of your wedding you will be stabbed by a drunken and deranged Miley Cyrus who has been stalking Liam and jealous of you
***** will assume your identity and no one will even know

I demand a re-do.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

*Feb 2014 you will win $32,000 off a scratch-off
*You will use that money to open up a restaurant
*the restaurant won't serve food but instead allow customers to bring in their own food and have 5star chefs cook it
*it will become famous

The funny thing is I do play scratch offs and I buy lottery tickets..... this guy is for real folks!

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*you will create a new music craze where you just chant on word over a high tempo beat
*it will takeover the world
*Your 1st hit will be you saying "booty" over and over
*you will make millions
*you will have the largest televised,live concert on tv
*during the show you will have a seizure and scream for help
*people will think it is a new song and be too busy dancing to assist

*you will die on stage and later be immortalized like 2pac

 

[Mr.Plan B]

I have no meaing in life what do?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Me next please.