Told my girl i was gonna go out after work to have some drinks at my homies place with a 50/50 chance we might head to a bar or what not.
I told her all week she should come chill with the crew and come out to the bar.. i genuinely want my girl to come for the night out cos usually that makes me go home earlier without a hangover and spend less money.. plus i really dont' wanna feel guilty for leavin' my girl at home on a friday and i dont wanna deal with the guilt trip
ANYWAY. she says no she'd rather go home after work and i should go out and have fun with the homies.. all good.
so i go out - i'm having an innocent ass drink with the crew ... i'm even textin' my girl, making sure she good.. lettin her know what's poppin.
She stops replying to my texts about 10pm.. and im thinkin aiight she went to sleep......... so me and the squad go hit a bar.. have a good night out and home at 3, head home it is what it is.
Next day my girl come over - i'm hidin' my hangover. we chillin' the whole day... in the afternoon i mention something that happened at the bar.
she go quiet and deadass stops talking to me actin' all sad..
i hit her with the "whats wrong"
she go on about how i tried to HIDE that i went to the bar.. and why i gotta lie?
also hit me with the.. why didn't you send me a good night text? smh. why do women do this??? it's not like she message me good night when she went to sleep.
LIKE WHAT THE fukk? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BAR, HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN YOU LITERALLY FOUND OUT THRU ME?
she said i tried to keep it from her.. even though i had told her to come out and she's the one who wanted to stay home..
i even had texted her at 1am in the mornin' sayin oh i bumped into such and such... obviously if i was trying to hide that i was at a bar why would i text u sayin i bumped into this person who i obvviously bumped into at a bar?
man.
females.
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Another one.
Once i was sick with the flu, had the day off work and verything bed-ridden, phlegmy as fukk, nose all blocked and alllll dat.
Anyway - that night about 2am in bed, shorty wakes me up from my sleep complainin' that im snoring loud?
im like barely alive, fever, throat all fukked, of course im snorin!! im like aiiiiiiiiiiight im sorry i get up have some water.. i clear my throat ... knowin god damn well that aint gonna stop no snorin'. i get back into bed and try get back to sleep.. hoping she just fall asleep.
maybe 15 mins later she wakes me up sayin she's gonna sleep on the couch (i roll over half asleep and say aiight and go back to sleep.
15 MINUTES LATER THIS bytch WAKES ME UP CRYING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER?!?!?!?!?!? THE FACT THAT I LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH alone
BRUHHHHHHHHH. you complainin that u can't sleep cos im snorin' then u complain that u don't wanna sleep alone.. AND IM THE ONE WITH THE fukkEN FLU AND NEED THE DAMN REST SO I CAN GO TO WORK AND GET US SOME fukkEN PAPER.
smh.