Post Insane Girlfriend Arguments/Fights That You Have Had

[Noriega]

Forgot what we was arguing over but she kicked me outta MY whip and drove off


I took a Uber home, she dropped my car off at my crib left my keys in my mailbox

 

[dreskii]

Told my girl i was gonna go out after work to have some drinks at my homies place with a 50/50 chance we might head to a bar or what not.

I told her all week she should come chill with the crew and come out to the bar.. i genuinely want my girl to come for the night out cos usually that makes me go home earlier without a hangover and spend less money.. plus i really dont' wanna feel guilty for leavin' my girl at home on a friday and i dont wanna deal with the guilt trip

ANYWAY. she says no she'd rather go home after work and i should go out and have fun with the homies.. all good.

so i go out - i'm having an innocent ass drink with the crew ... i'm even textin' my girl, making sure she good.. lettin her know what's poppin.

She stops replying to my texts about 10pm.. and im thinkin aiight she went to sleep......... so me and the squad go hit a bar.. have a good night out and home at 3, head home it is what it is.

Next day my girl come over - i'm hidin' my hangover. we chillin' the whole day... in the afternoon i mention something that happened at the bar.


she go quiet and deadass stops talking to me actin' all sad..

i hit her with the "whats wrong"

she go on about how i tried to HIDE that i went to the bar.. and why i gotta lie?

also hit me with the.. why didn't you send me a good night text? smh. why do women do this??? it's not like she message me good night when she went to sleep.

LIKE WHAT THE fukk? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BAR, HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN YOU LITERALLY FOUND OUT THRU ME?

she said i tried to keep it from her.. even though i had told her to come out and she's the one who wanted to stay home..

i even had texted her at 1am in the mornin' sayin oh i bumped into such and such... obviously if i was trying to hide that i was at a bar why would i text u sayin i bumped into this person who i obvviously bumped into at a bar?

man.
females.

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Another one.

Once i was sick with the flu, had the day off work and verything bed-ridden, phlegmy as fukk, nose all blocked and alllll dat.

Anyway - that night about 2am in bed, shorty wakes me up from my sleep complainin' that im snoring loud?

im like barely alive, fever, throat all fukked, of course im snorin!! im like aiiiiiiiiiiight im sorry i get up have some water.. i clear my throat ... knowin god damn well that aint gonna stop no snorin'. i get back into bed and try get back to sleep.. hoping she just fall asleep.

maybe 15 mins later she wakes me up sayin she's gonna sleep on the couch (i roll over half asleep and say aiight and go back to sleep.

15 MINUTES LATER THIS bytch WAKES ME UP CRYING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER?!?!?!?!?!? THE FACT THAT I LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH alone
BRUHHHHHHHHH. you complainin that u can't sleep cos im snorin' then u complain that u don't wanna sleep alone.. AND IM THE ONE WITH THE fukkEN FLU AND NEED THE DAMN REST SO I CAN GO TO WORK AND GET US SOME fukkEN PAPER.

smh.

 

[AllHolosEve]

My BM had a boyfriend & like 2-3 side dudes.
Found out my girl was over my house & left her boyfriend at her house to drive over & fight my girl over me.

 

[fckyoupayme]

Told my girl i was gonna go out after work to have some drinks at my homies place with a 50/50 chance we might head to a bar or what not.

I told her all week she should come chill with the crew and come out to the bar.. i genuinely want my girl to come for the night out cos usually that makes me go home earlier without a hangover and spend less money.. plus i really dont' wanna feel guilty for leavin' my girl at home on a friday and i dont wanna deal with the guilt trip

ANYWAY. she says no she'd rather go home after work and i should go out and have fun with the homies.. all good.

so i go out - i'm having an innocent ass drink with the crew ... i'm even textin' my girl, making sure she good.. lettin her know what's poppin.

She stops replying to my texts about 10pm.. and im thinkin aiight she went to sleep......... so me and the squad go hit a bar.. have a good night out and home at 3, head home it is what it is.

Next day my girl come over - i'm hidin' my hangover. we chillin' the whole day... in the afternoon i mention something that happened at the bar.


she go quiet and deadass stops talking to me actin' all sad..

i hit her with the "whats wrong"

she go on about how i tried to HIDE that i went to the bar.. and why i gotta lie?

also hit me with the.. why didn't you send me a good night text? smh. why do women do this??? it's not like she message me good night when she went to sleep.

LIKE WHAT THE fukk? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BAR, HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN YOU LITERALLY FOUND OUT THRU ME?

she said i tried to keep it from her.. even though i had told her to come out and she's the one who wanted to stay home..

i even had texted her at 1am in the mornin' sayin oh i bumped into such and such... obviously if i was trying to hide that i was at a bar why would i text u sayin i bumped into this person who i obvviously bumped into at a bar?

man.
females.

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Another one.

Once i was sick with the flu, had the day off work and verything bed-ridden, phlegmy as fukk, nose all blocked and alllll dat.

Anyway - that night about 2am in bed, shorty wakes me up from my sleep complainin' that im snoring loud?

im like barely alive, fever, throat all fukked, of course im snorin!! im like aiiiiiiiiiiight im sorry i get up have some water.. i clear my throat ... knowin god damn well that aint gonna stop no snorin'. i get back into bed and try get back to sleep.. hoping she just fall asleep.

maybe 15 mins later she wakes me up sayin she's gonna sleep on the couch (i roll over half asleep and say aiight and go back to sleep.

15 MINUTES LATER THIS bytch WAKES ME UP CRYING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER?!?!?!?!?!? THE FACT THAT I LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH alone
BRUHHHHHHHHH. you complainin that u can't sleep cos im snorin' then u complain that u don't wanna sleep alone.. AND IM THE ONE WITH THE fukkEN FLU AND NEED THE DAMN REST SO I CAN GO TO WORK AND GET US SOME fukkEN PAPER.

smh.

I can usually find a way to defend women but your girl is BIG tripping! She still your girl? Do you know why she was so needy?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

My BM had a boyfriend & like 2-3 side dudes.
Found out my girl was over my house & left her boyfriend at her house to drive over & fight my girl over me.

How you know she left a dude over at her place and had 2/3 side dudes?

 

[dreskii]

I can usually find a way to defend women but your girl is BIG tripping! She still your girl? Do you know why she was so needy?

hahaha the girl in the second story is no longer my girl that was my ex.

the girl who was trippin when i went out... is still my girl.

i mean - to be fair to her she's more of a home body - i work in the city and have a fairly social lifestyle and usually it's not that big of a deal.. and i got homies who's girls really don't even be lettin' em go out like that at all so i figure her gettin a little pissy every now and then is better than being locked down 100%. she's usually pretty cool about me bein out and all that.. hence why her getting so shytty was wild to me...

 

[AllHolosEve]

How you know she left a dude over at her place and had 2/3 side dudes?

She called me while dude was over there & I knew about her side dudes. We weren't together & tried using them to make me jealous. Constantly telling me how much of a player she was. During the conversation she found out my girl was there.

She got on her " Oh, you got that bytch over there? I'm on my way." Told her she needs to worry about her company & she hung up. She doesn't live far so she there in minutes at my door. Roommate open the door & she rushes in, fukkery begins. I had to physically throw her out & she stayed at the door til I told her I was calling police.
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My brother ex girlfriend came over to chill & we sitting on the couch talking. BM comes in sees us & instantly attacks ol girl like on some "Who is this bytch?" Had to pull her off so the girl could leave.
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My BM was always on some fukk shyt.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

11:45pm on whatsapp

Her: "Do you miss me?"

Me: "Sure."

Blocks me for 5 days.

Her: "What up big head?"



Not really crazy/insane. I'll add more context to this later.

 

[gogogubari]

She called me while dude was over there & I knew about her side dudes. We weren't together & tried using them to make me jealous. Constantly telling me how much of a player she was. During the conversation she found out my girl was there.

She got on her " Oh, you got that bytch over there? I'm on my way." Told her she needs to worry about her company & she hung up. She doesn't live far so she there in minutes at my door. Roommate open the door & she rushes in, fukkery begins. I had to physically throw her out & she stayed at the door til I told her I was calling police.
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My brother ex girlfriend came over to chill & we sitting on the couch talking. BM comes in sees us & instantly attacks ol girl like on some "Who is this bytch?" Had to pull her off so the girl could leave.
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My BM was always on some fukk shyt.

Your BM must be trash (physically, mentally and monetarily, at least)
its always the roaches who want to fight everybody after the fact and has no life. You don’t ever catch pretty women acting like that.

 

[letti cook]

AHHA u still with ol' girl?

this is some typical female shyt for real.

nah...we kept running into that same issue...i had to dead it, save myself the stress

 

[AllHolosEve]

Your BM must be trash (physically, mentally and monetarily, at least)
its always the roaches who want to fight everybody after the fact and has no life. You don’t ever catch pretty women acting like that.

Mentally & monetarily then. She mostly good now but we have our moments. She wanted to do her thing but not me do mine. She knew she fukked up & didn't like the idea of me giving another girl what she had. Straight female jealous shyt, she'd never talked to or seen my girl but my girl was gonna watch the kids. She thought I was trying to replace her. I took care of her over a decade. She calmed down when she got married.

But still be calling me asking for help.

 

[dreskii]

this whole thread reminds me of some wise ass words this old head told me..

we were sitting there having a cigarette and some dime piece walked by..

old head says

"for every fine ass chick, there's a dude out there who's absolutely sick of her shyt".

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

One day she was mad at me about something she'd gotten over six months before.

 

[CookisaCac]

Don't have one for me but this happened with my coworker and his chick.

They were at taco Bell and a female cashier took their order. He told the cashier "thanks take care" or something like that and his chick was like "she's just doing her job, why are you telling her thanks and shyt"

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Told my girl i was gonna go out after work to have some drinks at my homies place with a 50/50 chance we might head to a bar or what not.

I told her all week she should come chill with the crew and come out to the bar.. i genuinely want my girl to come for the night out cos usually that makes me go home earlier without a hangover and spend less money.. plus i really dont' wanna feel guilty for leavin' my girl at home on a friday and i dont wanna deal with the guilt trip

ANYWAY. she says no she'd rather go home after work and i should go out and have fun with the homies.. all good.

so i go out - i'm having an innocent ass drink with the crew ... i'm even textin' my girl, making sure she good.. lettin her know what's poppin.

She stops replying to my texts about 10pm.. and im thinkin aiight she went to sleep......... so me and the squad go hit a bar.. have a good night out and home at 3, head home it is what it is.

Next day my girl come over - i'm hidin' my hangover. we chillin' the whole day... in the afternoon i mention something that happened at the bar.


she go quiet and deadass stops talking to me actin' all sad..

i hit her with the "whats wrong"

she go on about how i tried to HIDE that i went to the bar.. and why i gotta lie?

also hit me with the.. why didn't you send me a good night text? smh. why do women do this??? it's not like she message me good night when she went to sleep.

LIKE WHAT THE fukk? I LITERALLY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BAR, HOW CAN I BE LYING WHEN YOU LITERALLY FOUND OUT THRU ME?

she said i tried to keep it from her.. even though i had told her to come out and she's the one who wanted to stay home..

i even had texted her at 1am in the mornin' sayin oh i bumped into such and such... obviously if i was trying to hide that i was at a bar why would i text u sayin i bumped into this person who i obvviously bumped into at a bar?

man.
females.

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Another one.

Once i was sick with the flu, had the day off work and verything bed-ridden, phlegmy as fukk, nose all blocked and alllll dat.

Anyway - that night about 2am in bed, shorty wakes me up from my sleep complainin' that im snoring loud?

im like barely alive, fever, throat all fukked, of course im snorin!! im like aiiiiiiiiiiight im sorry i get up have some water.. i clear my throat ... knowin god damn well that aint gonna stop no snorin'. i get back into bed and try get back to sleep.. hoping she just fall asleep.

maybe 15 mins later she wakes me up sayin she's gonna sleep on the couch (i roll over half asleep and say aiight and go back to sleep.

15 MINUTES LATER THIS bytch WAKES ME UP CRYING THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER?!?!?!?!?!? THE FACT THAT I LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH alone
BRUHHHHHHHHH. you complainin that u can't sleep cos im snorin' then u complain that u don't wanna sleep alone.. AND IM THE ONE WITH THE fukkEN FLU AND NEED THE DAMN REST SO I CAN GO TO WORK AND GET US SOME fukkEN PAPER.

smh.

Damn bro the 1st one sounds frustrating af.
It sounds like she had made plans to sleep over before she even arrived.
Like how you got the weed, food & movie & planned it out, she prob planned on sleeping over.
Then you said ok no liquor.
She prob felt like you ruined all her plans.

Second story sounds mad ruff