Post like a tech /start-up careers page

[cam>]

Hey

We're looking for a kickass UX ninja

 

[cam>]

 

[semtex]

We're looking for a rockstar developer

Who knows Java/JavaScript

 

[BocaRear]

Negged

 

[cam>]

We offer:

comprehensive benefits package

a foosball table

quarterly outings to a hockey game

free beer



Our kickass team is totally awesome!

 

[cam>]

We value diversity:

 

[cam>]

We're looking for a rockstar developer

Who knows Java/JavaScript

Are you a UI guru?


Well we want your digital wizardry for our kickass team of tech heros!

 

[全能の神]

Im so confused

 

[cam>]

Im so confused

we're roasting the white "dudebro" culture of tech firms and start ups.



*doesn't offer anything in terms of paid leave or maternity/paternity leave*

*promises free snacks instead*

 

[Yehuda]

We value diversity:

@illadope

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

I made a mistake coming in here

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Shoutout to @Blacksands

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

We are looking for a developer with 10 years experience in the Java Suite

 

[Big Blue]

If you're looking for a regular 9 to 5, you're looking at the wrong place.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

This thread had potential lol