Prison myths,facts,reality..................here is the thread some of yall wanted me to do

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Another fukked up thing was watching crackheads and pill heads detoxing the hard way up in jail..... seeing that shyt is more effective than any PSA imaginable....
nah nikka

when the lean heads come thru..when that stomach starts bubblin and all u been eatin was ramen noodle from the time u got on the yard..

sodium does not mix when u gettin drank out ya system..u gone shyt comin from both ends and constipated at the same damn time...

nikkas be in that bytch cryin hard momma im sorry tears...

some of these nikkas i knew..and they was some drank guzzlers...downin pints

i learned from a old head in county..eat alot of fruit and drink a gang of water...first week in..then eat a banana diet..
 

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A porn movie:mjlol: real talk tho,it'd be wild,and hella violent,more violent than it is now

Really? i would think with a coed prison everyone would be on some chill shyt, and if you did something you go to solitary for a few months and don't get to interact with anyone.

With coed you would think there's enough women/men for everyone that people would just get along

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Lol @ half the question in here being about gay shyt :wow: :mjpls:

Poster#1: So how man dudes getting they shyt pushed back :krs: by force :shaq:

OG: shyts not really like that no more breh :stopitslime: So anyway back to what I was saying about the prison industrial complex, and how we as black men need to...

Poster #2: Aye breh, so, carrying out to the 3rd decimal, for accuracy, how many men would you hypothesize is getting rapped :wow:

OG: :dahell:

Poster #3: how many times do you think me M/26/NY, with hazel eyes, 5'9" low wavey hair and caramel skin tone would get raped :patrice: :ld:

OG :snoop:

Poster #3: what if I licked my lips like LL, but I kinda played hard to get like Jada Pinket in "Woo" :hmm:
 

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How much "free time" do y'all have a day? Where did they have the 23 hours in a cell?
What is the difference between private and (I guess public) prisons?
level 2 n 3..get a couple hours a day..dependin if u dont have class or work..

shu's get 1 hr a week..
 

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@Originalgangsta317 can you just request to go to solitary forever if you don't want to be bothered by gen pop?


in darrington..we had a cat like that..it only made a target.....everybody dont wanna be inside...ya situation aint no different than the next one..

get ya ass a job..goto class..find u a hobby..stay ducked off in ya cell..keep to ya self..nobody will fukk with u

but if u actin like a diva....all it takes is a co..or a inmate listenin 2 u complain it n will get around


make sure u got money ..u will never have to come out ya cell really
 

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So aint gonna awnser?

Don't know if you trolling or not but if you really serious, you need money in jail to buy extra conveniences you ain't given. Ever heard the commissary what them dudes be talking about? "My commissary ain't come through so I'm mad" :birdman:
People put money on your account so you can buy shyt. What kinda shyt? Ain't too sure and I don't want to derail the knowledge of this thread by dropping assumptions; I just know one dude who told me that if I ever go to jail the first thing I need to buy is rubber flip flops for the shower. :deadmanny:
 

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Don't know if you trolling or not but if you really serious, you need money in jail to buy extra conveniences you ain't given. Ever heard the commissary what them dudes be talking about? "My commissary ain't come through so I'm mad" :birdman:
People put money on your account so you can buy shyt. What kinda shyt? Ain't too sure and I don't want to derail the knowledge of this thread by dropping assumptions; I just know one dude who told me that if I ever go to jail the first thing I need to buy is rubber flip flops for the shower. :deadmanny:


You don't want your feet touching those shower floors :scust:
 

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Also, why is it so easy to smuggle shyt in. Don't they have metal detectors and dogs to sniff for drugs and contraband?

Or do i watch to many movies? How are cats getting cell phones and weed in jail?
 

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Do you have to cut your locs? Is the library open all day? Do you have to get a job or you can choose to read books all day?

Is going in as an older person for the 1st time easier or worse. Like going in at 18 vs 38...
I worked at a county jail as a deputy jailer.
 
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wait weirdos claiming prison has gotten softer/ cause there aren't as many man on man rapes as back in the day:what:

while i have limited familiarity with being incarcerated though thankfully never done prison time i have always wondered:

what percentage of dudes you think engage in dookie love?
what race be on that gay shyt the most?
is it true whiteboys are the first to get raped?
have you ever walked in on fags going at it and how did you/they react?
did you get your manhood tested in there and if so what was your response?
do the COs ever encourage alpha or gangmember convicts to attack those they don't like?
is it true that female COs whom sleep with prisoners prefer the booty bandits?
how and where do inmates whom engage in sexual realtons with female COs get away with it with all those camera?

Nah breh, I don't know think cats meant it like that,just in general it's softer.

The percentage of dudes I think engage in sexual activity inside is around 30% its high man.

Sadly us blacks are more commonly on that gay tip inside, but whites are the most popular victims as far as getting raped goes,that's why the Aryan brotherhood is so big,white boys who not even violent automatically join just for protection.

Nah never seen an actual sex session between two fags,but you do see them holding hands and shyt on the yard on the low,you know who doing what,nikkas talk,but its kept on the low,because if they caught CO's sending yo ass to the hole ASAP.

Nah,I never had nobody come at me with that gay shyt,but I have gotten looks and I give em that look that let em know they betta get the fukk on. But I did have cats test me on some hoe shyt and we got busy.

Yea CO's are dirty so they will set you up to get yo ass beat if they feel like it,but some CO's will let you box a nikka and won't say a word,so CO's have its pro's and cons.

Lol naw I don't know if they go for booty bandits,I doubt it tho,and they usually go to the mop room that was the most common place
 
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