Random NBA Observations 2025 - 2026

[SchoolboyC]

The Heat gonna fukk up somebody dreams in the playoffs this season, Spo black magic back on the loose

 

[duckbutta]

Victor went ssj blue on the bulls in the 4th and all them krillen ass nikkas couldn't do nothing but stand around and watch it happen

Bulls announcers pretty much just said "Wow " the last 2 minutes of the game

If I'm Vuc somebody got to see me after the game leaving me on an island with this manhattan project ass player detonated all in my face

The need to make a sequel to Oppenheimer where the bottom of the plane opens up and instead of a nuclear bomb Victor falls out detonating the hopes of fan bases everywhere

 

[manyfaces]

I missed the Pistons game but I guess the next evolution for the final boss (Duren) will be to learn how to create his own offense… because having only 10 attempts (and 11 free-throws… so maybe 5-6 extra attempts there) as the #2, when your #1 had 45 shots and 18 freethrows…

Cotdamn

He turns 22 next week and has already defied expectations but fukk all that they should be looking ahead and booking next offseason’s keynote speakers for him… I’m talkin Jamal Crawford, KG, and making reservations with them same Shaolin Monks

He's shown the ability to get his own buckets more effectively so far this season, but Cade was also on straight yesterday. I don't know if those throwback sixers jerseys inspired him or just him seeing how many guys they were down, but he was outta character yesterday. And you could clearly see that nikka was tired as fukk.

 

[the next guy]

nico had to go

 

[Bigblackted4]

I missed the Pistons game but I guess the next evolution for the final boss (Duren) will be to learn how to create his own offense… because having only 10 attempts (and 11 free-throws… so maybe 5-6 extra attempts there) as the #2, when your #1 had 45 shots and 18 freethrows…

Cotdamn

He turns 22 next week and has already defied expectations but fukk all that they should be looking ahead and booking next offseason’s keynote speakers for him… I’m talkin Jamal Crawford, KG, and making reservations with them same Shaolin Monks

He needs to go talk to Dwight and Bam. He’s stiff like them but they made it happen. He’s good though

 

[ReggieFlare]

It’s a wrap for Nico…Shams gave him the kiss of death

 

[In The Zone '98]

 

[daemonova]

 

[choc_cardigan]

I am going to admit our home announcer team is the worst in the league besides Boston

 

[VegetasHairline]

I am going to admit our home announcer team is the worst in the league besides Boston

Kings up there too when Mark Jones isn't calling the game.

 

[Primetime]

Nasty work giving OKC a back-to-back of GSW & LAL with the LAL game being nationally televised for narratives to narrate

Also, nasty work giving GSW a back-to-back with OKC & SAS with neither game nationally televised

 

[Primetime]

I am going to admit our home announcer team is the worst in the league besides Boston

Kings up there too when Mark Jones isn't calling the game.

Fukk all that, Clyde and Worrell gave all yall peak WOAT'ness from 2008 to 2021

 

[Nabs]

I am going to admit our home announcer team is the worst in the league besides Boston

"VJ for ThreeJ" is the worst shyt I've heard in a while

 

[FAH1223]

 

[JoelB]

"VJ for ThreeJ" is the worst shyt I've heard in a while