Random Swagless Moments You Remember About Yourself

[Tom]

I was in 7th grade.


The baddest chick in the entire school was a 12 grader, don't remember her name but literally everyone knew who she was because she was so bad

I'm walking in the hallway and shes walking the opposite way towards me. I do a fake yawn/stretch type act and stick my hand out towards her on some fake accidental sh1t when she walks pass. She surprisingly reached back and gave me a low five-ish slap/tap on the hand



I was like



and she just chuckled and kept on walking to wherever her destination was.





I didn't wash my hand for like 3 days afterward, i licked that sh1t too




broad is probably in her 30s now with a bunch of kids I bet

 

[DreadHead P]

Breh me and this chick worked the night shift alone for a good 2 months, just the 2 of us, when her friend told me that and I realized what I could have been doin on them desks I was like all I could do was walk off like this

 

[sfgiants]

i had johnny blaze cargo pants with this logo on the side and back pockets:

i also would stalk girls from hs with my friend and find out where they worked and tried to apply at the same places so we could work with them. i was hella horny in h.s smh

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Man I know I've had a couple of swagless moments but I honestly can't remember them.....

 

[cleanface coney]

phat farm
mecca
karl kani

tried to run through the crew but got exposed. hoes set me up wit the okie doke i thought i was doin something smh

 

[Tom]

i also would stalk girls from hs with my friend and find out where they worked and tried to apply at the same places so we could work with them. i was hella horny in h.s smh

u fukkin creep

 

[sfgiants]

u fukkin creep

u act im the only pervert who was on a mission to get laid in h.s. if you werent at your absolute horniest peak in h.s you're not normal.

fukked up thing is when i finally got laid i was nervous as sht n didnt know what to do

 

[b_low_brown]

 

[LOUDaffair]

phat farm
mecca
karl kani

tried to run through the crew but got exposed. hoes set me up wit the okie doke i thought i was doin something smh

bytches a kall u on 3 way wit one of em sitting quite listening to yo convo nshyt

as far as clothes the baggy shyt i use to rock on myspace pics i took...a nikka look back and see em now like shyt made nikkaz look fat than a mf lol

some 8 grade bytch leaving a young nikka for some shemar moore looking ass nikka ever since then i been like fukk SHEMAR MOORE that bytch done had like 3 kids tho since High School and she fell the fukk off

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

tripping over a big ass flower pot (like the cement ones you can sit on) & busting my ass while talking big shyt to two varsity football players my frosh yr in HS


me and all my girls all put on overalls and those short-sleeve women's flannel shirts from old navy thinking we were stunting hard on our way to the Cash Money concert, coulda swore we gonna pull all sorts of numbers

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

That shyt actually happens.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Tried to holla at this fine slim light skin with long hair. We were going to the same college and I wanted a head start.

Went to her job, saw her like it was a random occurrance and kept it movin Too shook SMH

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

I was a quiet dude/shy when it came to the females.....been plenty of times I've lost out on some girls based on the fact I wouldn't speak to em.....


9th grade year...

Me and a couple of family and friends are chillin outside by the pool and my brother's girlfriend brought one of her friends by the pool with her...

She was a bad lil asian/black chick named Sarah....I mean just bad....nice body, cute face...everything

Dudes were trying to get at her and I'll admit I wanted to holla myself but me being shy as hell I just chilled.....

The time goes by and my brother's girlfriend is like Sarah wants to talk to you....I was like yeah right and didn't believe her....the whole time I'm saying this I see her just staring and smiling at me....I still didn't believe her.....

My cousin hear about it and go ask her is she feeling me and she tells them yeah....

They run back and tell me and I still don't attempt to holla....

We all walk her home and I start talking to her just to drop the ball.....I had absolutely no game......

We exchange numbers but nothing came out of it....I guess not a total lost but

 

[cleanface coney]

bytches a kall u on 3 way wit one of em sitting quite listening to yo convo nshyt

as far as clothes the baggy shyt i use to rock on myspace pics i took...a nikka look back and see em now like shyt made nikkaz look fat than a mf lol

some 8 grade bytch leaving a young nikka for some shemar moore looking ass nikka ever since then i been like fukk SHEMAR MOORE that bytch done had like 3 kids tho since High School and she fell the fukk off

lol man i was textin all three of dem hoes freaky shyt
thought i was doin something all dem hoes had my messages clownin a nikka
i bounced back tho

hell yea nikkas gear used to b on some other shyt back den
i used to rock basketball shorts under all my jeans
headband with the durag a classic tho

 

[Uncle Trill]

That shyt actually happens.

Yeah but if a woman likes you chances are she'll let you know about it

Dude was obviously just trying to conjure up some sort of a win to himself and his coli brehs out of an L he had been suppressing for so long. You cant just relive an L like that you got to sugarcoat it so it does less damage.