*Rant* Why does everytime you visit a new barbershop

[Neil Tyson]

They get some young nugga on their training wheels to cut you? They don't realize when they fukk up they lose a customer?

This nikka got me one side taller than the other, he lined it early on so when I saw it I was like "Yo can you level this out." and he was like I got you fam, I'm trying to figure out where he fukked but I can't. That's the worst, when you get a bad cut and I can't go home and fix it myself because I can't figure out where, I told him to level it out.

Then to disinfect he uses the same hairbrush (to brush off left over hair debris) to rub it in.

He asked me if it burns, of course not. You're using the wrong shyt, it's supposed to sting slightly motherfukker.

 

[thatrapsfan]

So you went inside a busy shop, cut with the dude with the empty chair, and had no idea something was off?

 

[Dorian Breh]

 

[Neil Tyson]

So you went inside a busy shop, cut with the dude with the empty chair, and had no idea something was off?

No I did not. He was the only one there.

 

[Quiet Magician]

OP probably didn't say shyt, was quiet as a mouse and then after he came home silently was pissed he got screwed over.

SPEAK UP nikka.

 

[Neil Tyson]

OP probably didn't say shyt, was quiet as a mouse and then after he came home silently was pissed he got screwed over.

SPEAK UP nikka.

You didn't read that I told him where to fix it? When he did that one side, I think he knew, and that I figured out when I got home. If either of us tried to *really* fix it, I would have pushed my hairline way back from the forehead.

 

[Neil Tyson]

It was already fubar when he lined the left side too early.

 

[Smoke]

3 things to avoid in a barbershop.

1.) Any female...99% of females cutting hair aren't doing a good job. Yeah, she might be cute, yeah you might want some soft hands on your head, but in reality she's going to give you a cut that if she saw you she'd curve you cause your hair is fukked up.
2.) The nikka with the open chair when there's people waiting. There's a reason he's open and people are waiting.
3.) The only nikka in the shop. 9 times out of 10, the good barbers have made their money and can afford to not be there 24/7 while the nikka struggling can't afford to not be there.

 

[Neil Tyson]

How hard is it to stick with what's there, and not make your own hairline. fukk, it was right there, it's like tracing a fukking drawing. Be new and struggling all you want, but it's common sense.

 

[Quiet Magician]

How hard is it to stick with what's there, and not make your own hairline. fukk, it was right there, it's like tracing a fukking drawing. Be new and struggling all you want, but it's common sense.

Should have told him twice and said it slowly. You also should have been following what he was doing and noticing him fukking up your hairline.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Should have told him twice and said it slowly. You also should have been following what he was doing and noticing him fukking up your hairline.

, he understood perfectly. My tanline showed where the hairline is supposed to be, you'd have to be legally blind not to see it. And of course, once he did it, it was too late as I said before.

I gotta wait till 3 weeks for this to grow in nice . My old barber was just fine but the fool increased his prices to $35, $55 a month for two haircuts.

Too much fukkery going on, I just wanted a haricut.

 

[Koba St]

My barbershop has like 5 barbers and only of them is good. Actually that nikka is more than good, he's a genius with them clippers

Unfortunately that means every time I go there, there's a packed crowd all waiting for that nikka while the other chairs are empty and everyone avoiding making eye contact with them fukking losers

Also, I went there a few weeks ago and as usual it was packed, but I was in a hurry so I figured I'd just take a chance on these empty chairs. What's the worse that could happen right?

It turned out to be possibly the worst haircut I've ever had. Dude straight butchered my hairline
My usual barber was like should've waited like everyone else nikka .

I swear, I don't care if I have to wait 4hrs now I'll wait.

 

[Reflected]

3 things to avoid in a barbershop.

1.) Any female...99% of females cutting hair aren't doing a good job. Yeah, she might be cute, yeah you might want some soft hands on your head, but in reality she's going to give you a cut that if she saw you she'd curve you cause your hair is fukked up.
2.) The nikka with the open chair when there's people waiting. There's a reason he's open and people are waiting.
3.) The only nikka in the shop. 9 times out of 10, the good barbers have made their money and can afford to not be there 24/7 while the nikka struggling can't afford to not be there.

FAX

 

[KRiLL (+)]

damn homie, i feel your pain..

 

[Neil Tyson]

I managed to fix it, but I'm still annoyed. this young nikka was so confident. I'm not even a barber and it wasn't that hard. Basically I did what he did on the left side on my right side. So I repeated the same fukk up to make it less noticeable.