Real Talk if you over 35 and buying a Nintendo Switch 2

tripleaamin

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You gotta be mentally stunted if you're over 16 playing Nintendo games. I emulated switch games because of metacritic scores and word of mouth.

These games are literally made for 7 year olds :gucci:
Metroid Dread was made for 7 years old huh :patrice:


I do agree that stuff like Kirby & yoshi is made way too easy even for kids. Tho Nintendo knows their audience I suppose.

Tho by your logic that also would mean Astro Bot is a game made for 7 year olds.
 

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Metroid Dread was made for 7 years old huh :patrice:


I do agree that stuff like Kirby & yoshi is made way too easy even for kids. Tho Nintendo knows their audience I suppose.

Tho by your logic that also would mean Astro Bot is a game made for 7 year olds.
The reason why you buy a switch is to play first party kiddie games. You not buying a switch to play inferior ports of third party games. nikkaz ain’t buying a PS5 for Astrobot. They buying it for other third party games and age appropriate first party titles.
 

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34 and me and girl got kids, I can get away with it. If you work 60 hours or more you can play "kid" games in your spare time and nobody will care.
 

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We talking racing games because on PC you got 1000s and even if your grown ass wanted to fukk with some Mario Kart you can play every single one released prior to the new one.
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