Real Talk if you over 35 and buying a Nintendo Switch 2

Return of the Jedi

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You gotta be mentally stunted if you're over 16 playing Nintendo games. I emulated switch games because of metacritic scores and word of mouth.

These games are literally made for 7 year olds :gucci:
Bro, you’ve missed out on so many classics. Mario Galaxy 1, 2, Odyssey. Mario Kart 8. Smash Ultimate. Breath of the Wild and Tears if the Kingdom. Metroid Dread. Kirby and the Forgotten Land. If enjoying high-quality family friendly games is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

But hey, if you like getting your balls stomped in Elden Ring, or paying 2K Sports an extra $20 to use T-Mac’s jumper on your MyPlayer character, you do you.
 

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First thing I noticed. You can tell where a poster leans in this debate by their avatar :mjlol:

This new Mario Kart game is trying to be a kids version of Forza Horizon so uh :dahell:

Crash Team Racing is very similar as well, often considered BETTER by lots of posters in this very forum.
Then Xbox bought the franchise, put it in Gamepass. nikkaZ done 4-got :ufdup:

Then there's that Sonic Team Racing joint where you transform from racing to boat to plane that is highly rated, also on most systems I'd assume
Nintendo is only known for Mario Kart and the seldom F-Zero release that nobody ever cares about anymore. The first F-Zero was the shyt tho :whew:
Court. Come on man. You don’t even believe this.
 

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Bro, you’ve missed out on so many classics. Mario Galaxy 1, 2, Odyssey. Mario Kart 8. Smash Ultimate. Breath of the Wild and Tears if the Kingdom. Metroid Dread. Kirby and the Forgotten Land. If enjoying high-quality family friendly games is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

But hey, if you like getting your balls stomped in Elden Ring, or paying 2K Sports an extra $20 to use T-Mac’s jumper on your MyPlayer character, you do you.
:mjlol:Classics

The "game of the generation" BOTW is an abandoned MMO from 2010
 

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Yeah this forum exists in a pocket dimension, disconnected from reality
Are you the age of 35 and playing a switch at Starbucks by yourself nikka? Also do you have kids? If not the reality is your bytch ass don’t want to grow up and play video games that actually voice words.
 

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Idk how you can even explain some Nintendo shyt on your TV when you call a girl over

nikka, that's going to be the shyt she'd likely play with you. Damn near every woman would try Mario Kart and I've never not been surprised by how many women love The Legend of Zelda series.

Y'all nikkas are talking crazy right now.
 

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nikka, that's going to be the shyt she'd likely play with you. Damn near every woman would try Mario Kart and I've never not been surprised by how many women love The Legend of Zelda series.

Y'all nikkas are talking crazy right now.
bytches love smash bros and Mario kart.

I white glove service these hoes…. I’m Luigi.
 

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i mean yea

But saying you should be playing pc games like that was ever cool in first place is a L

Pc games are strictly nerd shyt
 

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i mean yea

But saying you should be playing pc games like that was ever cool in first place is a L

Pc games are strictly nerd shyt

How is PC nerd shyt when your on one everyday for work? You can play pretty much every game known to man. Online is free and you can use any gamepad you want. You don’t have to worry about framerate because you can always adjust settings or use upscalers to get the framerates you want. PC is the most freedom you will have in gaming. Retro gaming, Sony, Microsoft and bytch ass Nintendo exclusives on one platform. Yet you say this is an L.

:mjlol:
 

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How is PC nerd shyt when your on one everyday for work? You can play pretty much every game known to man. Online is free and you can use any gamepad you want. You don’t have to worry about framerate because you can always adjust settings or use upscalers to get the framerates you want. PC is the most freedom you will have in gaming. Retro gaming, Sony, Microsoft and bytch ass Nintendo exclusives on one platform. Yet you say this is an L.

:mjlol:

“Dont gotta worry about frame rate”

Like i said. Nerd shyt.


Dont get offended by who you are. Nerd is in rn. Enjoy it. But you still a milhouse if you pc game.

I didnt make the rules.
 
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