Mantis Toboggan M.D.
I’m here for the scraps
The Pittsburgh pirates have not signed a free agent player to a contract longer than 1 year since 2016.
The owner of the Chicago cubs says openly his chief priority is turning a profit and everything else is secondary.
The owner of the white Sox despite being close to 90 is trying to shake down the state for another publicly funded stadium.
The billionaire heir to the gap clothing line intentionally ran his baseball team in one of the biggest markets in baseball into the ground so he could point to bad fan attendance to justify moving into a minor league park while trying to move to the smallest market and potentially smallest stadium in baseball so he can keep cashing revenue sharing checks from everyone else.
The family that owns the guardians won’t spend despite having more money than the steinbrenners.
The owners of the twins just gave away the entire roster in a fire sale to pay off their debts.
The owners of the nationals from 2018-today gave away all their best players despite winning the World Series.
The marlins have more fire sales than playoff appearances in their history and make no effort to spend whatsoever on anyone across every owner in team history.
The tigers are shopping one of the best pitchers in baseball in his 20’s because they just don’t want to pay him.
After decades of cheap ownership the orioles are sold to a new owner who also won’t spend to keep talented players on the team.
The royals have made the playoffs 4 times since 1986.
After making the World Series for the first time in 20+ years the first order of business for the owner of the diamondbacks was to try shaking down the state of Arizona for a new stadium despite their current one being less than 25 years old.
Be mad at owners like this instead
