My ex once drove me to my cheating destination when I had no drivers license
I told her I'm going to meet some friends and have a few beers
She dropped me off, told me to have fun and not to drink too much
She drove off as I walked in that bar
I took a shyt in there and freshened up everything with some wet wipes
bytch I had a date with was waiting around the block
I excused myself for being too late cuz of the goddamn bus
and
I had a bytch live with me for 5 days straight while my girl was in the hospital
I told her I'm going to meet some friends and have a few beers
She dropped me off, told me to have fun and not to drink too much
She drove off as I walked in that bar
I took a shyt in there and freshened up everything with some wet wipes
bytch I had a date with was waiting around the block
I excused myself for being too late cuz of the goddamn bus
and
I had a bytch live with me for 5 days straight while my girl was in the hospital

I ain't even respond thinking the bytch crazy if she saying all that just cause I passed out and ain't make it.







. I invited subway girl to the house before she got there. She pulls up with tacos and shyt. I walk outside like "what's that?" She said "I got tacos bc... You know" . I acted like I was pissed off.
Yelling about her only wanting sex and just expecting me to jump when she says and I yank the bag out of her hand and grab the 3 tacos and threw them at her. It took all my strength not to laugh
at the lettuce and shyt on her shirt. I said "fukk this. It's over. I can't do this" and walked inside. I get there and my sister is crying laughing
asking me why did I throw them at her. I told her "I got carried away" and busted out laughing. Subway girl was in my room the whole time and my now ex was sitting in her car with lettuce and taco meat on her shirt crying. I smashed both for a short time until my girl broke up with me bc I "was acting different". Stayed with subway girl for a few months after.

that's certified scumbag shyt