My ex once drove me to my cheating destination when I had no drivers license
I told her I'm going to meet some friends and have a few beers
She dropped me off, told me to have fun and not to drink too much
She drove off as I walked in that bar
I took a shyt in there and freshened up everything with some wet wipes
bytch I had a date with was waiting around the block
I excused myself for being too late cuz of the goddamn bus
and
I had a bytch live with me for 5 days straight while my girl was in the hospital
I told her I'm going to meet some friends and have a few beers
She dropped me off, told me to have fun and not to drink too much
She drove off as I walked in that bar
I took a shyt in there and freshened up everything with some wet wipes
bytch I had a date with was waiting around the block
I excused myself for being too late cuz of the goddamn bus
and
I had a bytch live with me for 5 days straight while my girl was in the hospital