Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

[roxxthe96er]

Cost about 2 cents for McDonald's to make a large Coke. Drink and cup. It's the most ungodly mark up ever...

 

[roxxthe96er]

Jewelers tend to set the display price 20% higher than their minimum.

 

[jadillac]

Well, that's an interesting comment.
I don't know about the pen being seen as a weapon. It's used to sign stuff and write information down. I see it as an often used and important tool, but not a weapon, unless you need to jab someone with it.

the meaning is thst the cop can write up a police report and make it say whatever he wants regarding a situation.

It's your word against his.

 

[RiffRaff]

Hmmm let's see...

Movie Theater in high school. People are wasteful and often leave unopened boxes of candy in the theater. . It's incredibly easy to sneak into another theater after you just watched one ended. Most kids working there are teenagers and couldn't care less even if they did see you. People are filthy. I knew after that I never wanted a job where I had to stand in the same place for hours at a time.


Shoe Store during college . Like others mentioned in retail, we fukkin. Definitely knocked down my fair share of thots after closing hours during my tenure there. . Most of the accessories people try to upsale you on are bullshyt and the employee showing it definitely doesn't use it themselves. As a sales associate we will lie to make a sale, "Yeah those fit a little tight at first, they break in though " "You actually need these insoles for basketball if you want to be able to cut faster to the rim " etc. etc.


Telephone Operator: Take surveys with a grain of salt, we made commission on completing surveys so I would shorten up questions change them around and everything else just so I could complete a survey with some random person. If they hung up and I was 75% through, I would fill out the rest for them. Probably the least amount of fukkery/fukking going on at this gig.

Auto-Repair Shop: Easily the sleaziest job I ever worked at. Please read the labor charges when they print out you a quote for a repair. If the bulb cost $3 and the total cost ends up being $120 job . Seriously if the parts for whatever you're doing aren't that expensive and you have a decent toolbox look that shyt up on Youtube and do it yourself because these mechanics will fleece you. I've seen some straight things from these guys. People will come in because they are losing air in their tire, they will have a nail in the middle a completely fixable area and some mechanics would put the nail in the sidewall so they have to replace the entire tire and they get paid the extra labor. The mechanics get paid by that labor cost so they will unnecessarily over diagnose your vehicle for a bigger ticket especially if you're a women be careful out here brehettes.


The funny thing is people flip a shyt at auto repair stores at the sales associate (who also could be sleazy), but it's usually the mechanic fukking everything up watching the sales guy get chewed out in the background with the . Your car been chilling in the bay for the past hour but it seems like no one is working on it, a lazy mechanic probably eating in the breakroom . Where I worked sales associates didn't make commission, but managers got paid bonuses and such for how well the stores did, so our system would already mark up the cost of a part we have to get from another store (Napa, Autozone, etc.) substantially (Like 3x), but the managers would often add another 10, 20 dollars or more on top of that price to squeeze every nickel out the customer.

Don't let me even get into selling the top of the line mud tires and all-terrain to the fresh out of high school rednecks who didn't know any better. The fukkery and scam of that place was top notch I could go on and on.

Corporate America

You ain't got no friends here.

 

[The D-List Vet]

Well, that's an interesting comment.
I don't know about the pen being seen as a weapon. It's used to sign stuff and write information down. I see it as an often used and important tool, but not a weapon, unless you need to jab someone with it.

he means when you guys write reports

 

[A1aaa]

Well, that's an interesting comment.
I don't know about the pen being seen as a weapon. It's used to sign stuff and write information down. I see it as an often used and important tool, but not a weapon, unless you need to jab someone with it.

america's police force in a nutshell, ladies and gentleman... fools given guns and authority.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Breh there are no dye packs lol...i been working here for months and aint seen not a nair pack...

shid if that back vault is locked, this aint the movies, u aint breaking into it...

however its not locked throughout the day, so if a robber makes it in the back and gets a teller or banker to open up the right vault


open up the wrong vault then you gone be looking at a vault full of pennies and dimes n shyt

I never thought about this even happening until you said it... and that vault has been in my head this whole time

 

[Jesus]

Lots of nothingness being posted in here.

"Post some common knowledge shyt and feel special about your menial job thread"

 

[SHO-NUFF]

Wouldn't that be some shyt

Headline: Defendant Cites Website "thecoli.com" as Inspiration For Bank Robbery Gone Bad

talmbout

 

[TwistedMetal]

wrong we would be fired on the spot

Nah, not at the banks I worked at. (Wells Fargo and US Bank).

Maybe they did when I left but I witnessed a lot of shady shyt when I was working there.

 

[VegasCAC]

we don't have trackers and bait
and if its an undermanned bank u not getting away with no 250k....maybe 50k-70k

but u right about everything else, except the fact that there may be a bank with bulletproof glass so that won't work everywhere

wrong we would be fired on the spot

Mine had bait/trackers. Others have them as well. I guess it just depends.

And yeah, people don't realize how easy shyt like withdrawals and deposits are to track

 

[unit321]

the meaning is thst the cop can write up a police report and make it say whatever he wants regarding a situation.
It's your word against his.

oh, I see.

I took "pen" literally. I never wrote out reports by pen. I wrote all my reports on computer. I get what your father meant.

 

[BrothaZay]

Speaking of retail I was a former JC Penney worker and I remember this sexy big booty latin supervisor that had to stay over time due to paper work. She was older than me but mane oh mane she was a FREAK on the low. My homies smashed and I wanted to hit. So I was the only nikka that stayed overtime to help her out cause I wanted to fukk. Eventually one thing leads to another and she was on her knees sucking my dikk. Blowed her back out for a good 30 min and bust on her face. Best sex I ever had. Yeah lots of retail workers fukkng on the low.

 

[Jesus]

A cops most powerful weapon is not his gun or knightstick....but his pen.

My father who was a cop, taught me that.

Explains a lot about you...

 

[Olu Dara]

World War 3 Soon Come

NASA announced the presence of water on Mars to gauge the public's reaction as a test to see if they can finally announce that aliens exist(if they already haven't shown their presence to you on a personal basis)

Amerikkka still has further to crumble&will continue to do so

You work at NASA?