Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

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lol I was expecting you to bash me because you seem older, an older person would call me a fool for not profiting off of something that's easy to do.

I'm 27. I'm not saying I would emulate your pro-bono approach... but I cant lie... It is refreshing to see someone who is not obsessed with money and working for the greater good. :win:
 

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From working at a bank:
Sometimes that mysterious bank charge or deduction is from an employee withdrawing money from your account and putting it into theirs.

From working at a hospital:
There's no such thing as confidentiality and we would clown folks behind the scenes. Especially patients who came in for STI related issues. Depending who you were and what your medical issue was, best believe your private information got circulated around the hospital. "Hospital gossip."

From working at fast food:
If we didn't like you, drive thru was backed the fukk up or the customers were rude... We would put nasty shyt in your food.

That's all I can remember.

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I used to work in medical records (for an office part of a larger company) and it was the same thing. When I started working there, I didn't really know how to read the lab reports (patients coming in asking for BUN creatnine levels and I'm like :what:) but when I did it was :huhldup: The amount of fine women I saw who were basically a walking petri dish was :snoop: The only time we'd get flagged was for records we saw/opened of someone who currently works for the company.

@Spectre @Nappy Hacker I can agree on the drug reps. No food :camby: The ones who brought food always got the attention. The ones who looked out for the workers too (M.A.'s, techs, nurses, secretary's, med. rec., etc.) usually got brought back to talk to the dr personally instead of fighting for time against other reps in the cafeteria/lounge area. My mom still works for the company and she said they banned drug reps from all their offices a couple years ago. Don't know why though :yeshrug:
 

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I used to work in medical records (for an office part of a larger company) and it was the same thing. When I started working there, I didn't really know how to read the lab reports (patients coming in asking for BUN creatnine levels and I'm like :what:) but when I did it was :huhldup: The amount of fine women I saw who were basically a walking petri dish was :snoop: The only time we'd get flagged was for records we saw/opened of someone who currently works for the company.

@Spectre @Nappy Hacker I can agree on the drug reps. No food :camby: The ones who brought food always got the attention. The ones who looked out for the workers too (M.A.'s, techs, nurses, secretary's, med. rec., etc.) usually got brought back to talk to the dr personally instead of fighting for time against other reps in the cafeteria/lounge area. My mom still works for the company and she said they banned drug reps from all their offices a couple years ago. Don't know why though :yeshrug:

It ain't banned at my spot lol. Still got some Asian cuisine leftover in the fridge....n today's friday :blessed:

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If you wanna go big:

Cover your face COMPLETELY (ski mask). Have a vehicle outside of camera range ready to go. Having a strap is preferable, but you don't necessarily need one. Go into a bank with generally low customer traffic. Audibly state that you will kill anyone that pulls an alarm (bank employees are taught to only pull when they are safe). This is where having an accomplice will help- they can watch the platform/banker side and make sure they aren't doing anything stupid. Audibly state that you want both the top and bottom drawers of each register, WITHOUT BAIT (aka trackers and dye). Employees are taught to follow all commands and to be safe, so it's important that you vocalize this. Have them let you behind the drawer. Don't worry about an employee testing you - they wont. First collect all register drawers. Then have them open the vault drawers (usually will take several people depending on the bank and how they are assigned.) They should be leaving a small stack of bait bills in the drawer/vault. Don't take every last bill. Again, emphasize NO TRACKERS. Collect it all and leave immediately. This shouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes.


You can clear around 250k+ from a typical bank doing this. People get away with it all the time.

edit: casing the layout of the bank beforehand helps as well, obviously

GTFO of here with this shyt....
We all seen The Town bruh

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Working in television for 20 years here are a few secrets.

Your skin color determines the breadth and depth of roles being offered to you. Even in 2015, if you are a darkskinned man or woman trying to break in, you are still going to get lines for a dealer, thug, drug addict or streetwalker. We have lengthy meetings about this too, kinda crazy.

MTV made more money off the popularity of Black music in the late 90's/early 2000's than BET did. FACTS.

Unless you know someone in the industry breaking into even behind the scenes (tv production, set coordination, grips, etc) is next to impossible, many of those things are unionized now.
So you're saying you could break me in:noah:
 

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Working in television for 20 years here are a few secrets.

Your skin color determines the breadth and depth of roles being offered to you. Even in 2015, if you are a darkskinned man or woman trying to break in, you are still going to get lines for a dealer, thug, drug addict or streetwalker. We have lengthy meetings about this too, kinda crazy.

MTV made more money off the popularity of Black music in the late 90's/early 2000's than BET did. FACTS.

Unless you know someone in the industry breaking into even behind the scenes (tv production, set coordination, grips, etc) is next to impossible, many of those things are unionized now.
:salute:
Tell em. Been in this thang 2 years, worked on VH1, BET, MGM, and projects that never got picked up. But yeah, just as in life skin color matters. A lot of non-black folks are behind some of your favorite "black" shows.

I kind of disagree with the last sentence though, it's more about knowing somebody and networking. I got into the industry off the strength of a fellow college alum, in a position that was WAY away from what I majored in. I'd say more than half the people in this industry didn't study their craft in school, just worked, worked, worked and now are have that $2500/week job.

:mindblown:how much money people in "ordinary" jobs make in the production industry
 

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I have worked for the government my entire adult life. I now work in the financial section. This may not shock anyone, but the amount of money that passes through the Department of Defense every year is astonishing. I'm talking hundreds of billions of dollars. If the DoD were a corporation, they'd be the largest in the world.

You have a business and can become a government contractor...do it...you'd eat very well.
 

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I used to work in medical records (for an office part of a larger company) and it was the same thing. When I started working there, I didn't really know how to read the lab reports (patients coming in asking for BUN creatnine levels and I'm like :what:) but when I did it was :huhldup: The amount of fine women I saw who were basically a walking petri dish was :snoop: The only time we'd get flagged was for records we saw/opened of someone who currently works for the company.
Breh, that would be the worst part :mjcry:

Seeing fine broads leaving the doctor's office and waiting for the doc to come behind the desk because you know he's going share ol' girls medical problems
You go from :noah: to :damn:with the quickness when doc tells you she got all sorts of diseases running rampant in her p*ssy.
And this was happening everyday :wow:

Which is why I'm always :heh: @ nikkas who brag about going raw in random chicks.

They don't even know what the chick's medical history is.

You'd be surprised to know those "IG model" chicks got things baking in her box.

I saw it all the time and you knew she was ashamed because she would wear a big ass hoody to cover her face leaving the doctor's office.

When you work in a hospital and see fine broads with diseases come in and out everyday you become jaded af. Smh.

The stories I could tell :wow:
 

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Breh, that would be the worst part :mjcry:

Seeing fine broads leaving the doctor's office and waiting for the doc to come behind the desk because you know he's going share ol' girls medical problems
You go from :noah: to :damn:with the quickness when doc tells you she got all sorts of diseases running rampant in her p*ssy.
And this was happening everyday :wow:

Which is why I'm always :heh: @ nikkas who brag about going raw in random chicks.

They don't even know what the chick's medical history is.

You'd be surprised to know those "IG model" chicks got things baking in her box.

I saw it all the time and you knew she was ashamed because she would wear a big ass hoody to cover her face leaving the doctor's office.

When you work in a hospital and see fine broads with diseases come in and out everyday you become jaded af. Smh.

The stories I could tell :wow:
bu bu bu but she looked clean :mjcry:
GYN kept their records in their dept so I'd have to leave Med Records to get it. Of course when your making copies of stuff you get to read some of it :pachaha:
Sometimes it would take all my strength not to hand papers to patients like :scust:
Can't truss it
 

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bu bu bu but she looked clean :mjcry:
GYN kept their records in their dept so I'd have to leave Med Records to get it. Of course when your making copies of stuff you get to read some of it :pachaha:
Sometimes it would take all my strength not to hand papers to patients like :scust:
Can't truss it

Frfr.

I was a patient appointment coordinator and my work station was situated near the nurses and shyt.

I would have my headphone on taking calls and minding my business like
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Those benefits and employee discounts always had a nikka feelin good :wow:
Then I would look around the front of the receptionist desk and see something beautiful:whoo:

Then I would go back to taking my calls
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Then I would see her scurry past the desk with her head down heading towards the elevator and I'm like :lupe:

Then doc will come behind the work area shaking his head with his arms folded and chat with nurses

He'll reveal all her information and I go from :noah: to :damn: to :scust:

Then go back to taking my calls :francis:
 
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Aye come 2 think about it, u niccas might not be lyin cuz when i was drivin carts on some valet shyt i damnear smashed a married security guard
 

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I have worked for the government my entire adult life. I now work in the financial section. This may not shock anyone, but the amount of money that passes through the Department of Defense every year is astonishing. I'm talking hundreds of billions of dollars. If the DoD were a corporation, they'd be the largest in the world.

You have a business and can become a government contractor...do it...you'd eat very well.

Amerikkka is a corporation

sell out and be a govt contractor,but don't whine&bytch on here on how you're being held down&you want change/separation when you're supporting the system that profits&thrives by making the laws&stoking the racist wildfires that run rampant in this police state roman republic..
 
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